Worst Football Play In History (Revisited)
Posted on 09.01.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:04 pm

A year ago come Oct. 1, I uploaded to YouTube a 31-second news clip titled “Worst Football Play In History” and embedded it on this blog along with two other amazing football videos.

The clip I posted was modestly popular at the time but by no means a viral hit. The last time I looked at the stats a few months ago, the clip had been viewed more than 10,000. But it hit the viral big time last weekend when Prep Rally, a Yahoo sports blog, embedded the clip in a story about the latest gridiron embarrassment.

Comparing the clip I posted last fall with the new one, the blog concluded: “Amidst all the horrendous bloopers of past years, that Vermont finish seemed like the worst play ever … until today. Even champions have to retire some time, and the Vermont clip will always know it went out to, truly, the worst play in high school football history.”

I’ll let you decide the winner after watching both videos below (mine is the first one), but all I care about at the moment is that I’m now the proud digital papa of my first viral video. Thanks to Yahoo, the clip has been viewed nearly 725,000 times.

That’s not going to break any YouTube records — the fresher clip currently has more than 1.7 million views — but it’s still cool.


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Are You Ready For Some Football?!
Posted on 08.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:58 pm

This message is aimed at football fanatics everywhere — except those of us who bleed blue and gold for the West Virginia University Mountaineers.

Let’s go … Mountaineers!

On a more serious note, Jason Hardin used the video to make an excellent point at his blog, Imagine Man As God Envisioned (IMAGE): “There is an epic reality that must overshadow and define sports as nothing more than meaningless games. Let’s raise our children with that sort of framework. To search for lasting happiness and true fulfillment in the outcome of a game is vanity and a striving after wind.”


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Country Roads Lead To WVU, Not Marshall
Posted on 08.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:43 pm

Bad things happen when rednecks “think outside the box” — bad things like Marshall University’s band ending its tradition of playing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” at the behest of unenlightened Athletic Director Mike Hamrick:

Hamrick, who is beginning his second year at Marshall, said the university wanted to go a different direction because of all of the changes being made at the stadium. New video scoreboards and an updated sound system are a few components of the $3 million athletic facilities overhaul that fans will notice next month.

“We’re changing our approach to the game presentation,” Hamrick said. “We want to put together a new concept for the presentation, and ‘Country Roads’ is just not part of that new concept.”

Taking “a different direction” than “Country Roads” in West Virginia is like traveling the wrong way on a one-way street. Marshall has gone to the dark side, giving West Virginia University alumni like me yet another reason to despise the Thundering Herd.

But that’s OK because no band performs “Country Roads” better than WVU’s band. Now the master musicians in the Pride of West Virginia will have the tune all to themselves. I hope they play it with an extra dose of passion when we beat Marshall on the Thundering Herd’s home field come Sept. 11.


Filed under: Music and News & Politics and People and Redneck Music and Sports and West Virginia
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How To Quit Your Job — Or Not
Posted on 08.12.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:26 am

Serious news is rarer in the dog days of summer, so journalists fill their pages, pixels and airtime with silly stories. This week’s big news: An airline steward quit his job.

Here’s a sample of the praise being heaped upon the man who brought to life the message of “Take This Job And Shove It“:

I’ve got no problem with JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater grabbing a cold brewski before popping the disaster slide on Flight 1052 and kissing his airline career goodbye. In fact, the guy is a hero.

That’s right, act like a child and commit a crime in the act of quitting your job and you, too, can be a global hero.

Or how about this spin? “It’s refreshing when someone decides to flourish his way out of a job instead of taking the now-cliche mass-murder suicide route.” Have we sunk so low that the only two options for quitting a job are mass murder and obnoxious, self-indulgent behavior?

I behaved that way once. The band director in high school rightly scolded a few classmates and me for talking out of turn on the field at the end of practice. I had been ready to quit band at the start of that season anyway and was surprised and embarrassed by the lecture. So when the band director publicly invited any of us who couldn’t stop talking to leave and not come back, I walked.

I thought I was so cool at the time. A few of my classmates did, too. But most of them knew what I refused to see until years later when I recounted the story to my wife and she enlightened me as to what I really had been: a stupid 17-year-old kid and a disrespectful punk.
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The Curse Of Rich Rodriguez
Posted on 08.06.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:37 pm

Word came down yesterday that my alma mater, West Virginia University, allegedly violated NCAA college football rules over a span of five seasons.

There were five major and one secondary rules violations:

According to the NCAA, during the summers of 2005 to 2009, West Virginia allowed graduate assistants, student managers or others to monitor or conduct voluntary football players’ summer workouts.

Graduate assistants were allowed to analyze video with football players and some staff monitored and conducted skill development with players during the spring and summer, the NCAA said.

I wasn’t totally surprised by the news because the investigation of WVU football has been well-publicized for several months. The violations encompass the tenure of former head coach Rich Rodriguez, and he hadn’t been at Michigan as head coach long before the NCAA alleged violations against him there. Rodriguez’s reputation is mud.

What does surprise me about the allegations against WVU is that they didn’t stop when Rodriguez, now exposed as a bad boy of college football, fled Morgantown, W.Va., to Ann Arbor, Mich., in the middle of the night. Current WVU coach Bill Stewart apparently followed Rodriguez’s bad example.
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Lebron and Da’Sean
Posted on 07.10.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:18 am

It was mildly amusing yesterday to see the different, and often hysterical, reactions to the biggest news event of the week — Lebron James’ decision to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers for the “greener” NBA grass in Miami.

Cleveland went ballistic over what it saw as a betrayal. The city’s newspaper, The Plain Dealer, dedicated its front page to a full-length photo of Lebron and this biting commentary: “Gone. 7 years in Cleveland. No rings.” What a bunch of “homers“!

Bitterness ruled the day in Chicago and New York, cities that Lebron rejected as his new basketball home. And Miami celebrated the anointing of a new sports king.

Lebron fever even hit the hills of my home state, West Virginia. The reason: A couple of weeks before Lebron decided to go to Miami, the Heat drafted West Virginia University all-star Da’Sean Butler. So if Butler makes the team, he could be playing with not only Lebron James but also Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh, two other NBA all-stars headed for Miami.
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Snowmobile Insanity
Posted on 04.04.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:07 pm

I won’t dare say this duo is enlightened because people who use their brains don’t try deadly stunts. But there is no disputing these dudes are rednecks having a great time on high-powered adult toys.


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WVU Is Goin’ To The Final Four!
Posted on 03.27.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:18 pm

Kentucky’s No. 1 ranking wasn’t enough to the stop the Mountaineers from rolling on to Indianapolis for the Final Four — our first appearance since Jerry West led the team there a half-century ago! It’s time for a celebration, WVU-style.

For all of you rednecks who weren’t enlightened enough to attend West Virginia University, the song playing during the couch-burning scene is the WVU anthem. Mountaineers fans are notorious for burning couches in the streets of Morgantown after big sports wins.


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The Redneck Winter Olympics
Posted on 02.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:04 pm

It’s time for another addition to the “Redneck Hall of Shame.” This time, it’s the entire Canadian women’s hockey team for the total lack of class and sportsmanship they showed after defeating the United States 2-0 yesterday to win gold.

The women of the Canadian hockey team politely accepted their gold medals and waved to an adoring crowd. And then the real celebration began.

More than half an hour after they beat the United States 2-0 on Thursday, the players came back from the locker room and staged a party on ice - swigging from bottles of champagne, guzzling beer and smoking cigars. …

Meghan Agosta and Marie-Philip Poulin posed wearing goofy grins. Rebecca Johnston actually tried to drive the ice-resurfacing machine. Haley Irwin poured champagne into the mouth of Tessa Bonhomme, gold medals swinging from both their necks.

The celebration raised eyebrows at the IOC, which said it would look into the matter. Informed of the antics by the Associated Press, Gilbert Felli, the IOC’s executive director of the Olympic Games, said it was “not what we want to see.”

Other entrants into the “Redneck Hall of Shame” courtesy of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia: U.S. half-pipe bronze medalist Scotty Lago, who left town after racy celebration photos surfaced; and Canadian Jon Montgomery, who after winning gold in the skeleton race “marched triumphantly through the town, guzzling beer straight from the pitcher.”


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Will You Marry Me? No Way, Loser!
Posted on 02.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:21 pm

All of you enlightened rednecks who think it’s a good idea to propose to your would-be spouse in a very public way must watch this video:

The hat tip goes to Ed Morrissey of Hot Air, who offers these words of wisdom: “Unless you’re sure of the answer, prospective suitors should consider the YouTube age before popping the question at a sporting event.”

UPDATE, 2/16: The whole thing was staged, which means both the man and the woman are losers.


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Mountaineers Road Trip
Posted on 02.14.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:12 pm

Last week, my son and I drove 3-1/2 hours to Morgantown, W.Va., to watch the WVU Mountaineers play the Villanova Wildcats in a battle between two Big East powerhouses — No. 4 in the nation vs. No. 5.

The game was played two days after the Blizzard of 2010 that walloped the Washington area, so we snapped some great snow pictures in addition to shots of ‘Nova superstar Scottie Reynolds, who attended church at our congregation when Anthony was a baby, after the game.

I got half of what I wanted from the trip: Scottie had a great game, but my alma mater lost to his team. But somehow seeing my Mountaineers lose wasn’t as depressing as usual because I got to see a friend win. The bonus: Scottie autographed a basketball for Anthony.

The entries below this one feature snapshots from our road trip.


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Outside The Villanova Locker Room
Posted on 02.14.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:04 pm

After the WVU-Villanova game in Morgantown, Rick Reynolds took my son Anthony, my brother Mark and his son Niko, several Villanova fans, and myself to the VIP section outside the ‘Nova locker room so we could see Scottie.

It was great to see Rick interacting with Scottie Reynolds’ teammates. He’s a people person, and he has passed that personality trait along to his son, which will serve Scottie well if he goes pro.


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Thanks For The Memories, Scottie
Posted on 02.14.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:00 pm

Scottie Reynolds sent the Villanova Wildcats to the Final Four in 2009 with a drive down the court that ended in a last-second layup to win the game against Pittsburgh. At the 2010 WVU-Villanova game in Morgantown, W.Va., Scottie signed copies of a black-and-white photograph that captured the moment.

Here’s a snapshot of Scottie signing one of the pictures for the Villanova fan who brought them to the game:

Plus two more shots of Scottie outside the locker room in Morgantown:


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The Master Of Rubik’s Domain
Posted on 01.01.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:00 am

I never learned to solve one Rubik’s Cube, let alone three of them in a few minutes. But this kid did it under the pressure of trying to win a challenge against a sportscaster.


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Bengals’ Chris Henry Dies From Fall
Posted on 12.17.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 2:13 pm

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry, who played college football at West Virginia University, has died as the result of a fall that occurred during a domestic dispute with fiancée Loleini Tonga, police say. Henry, on injured reserve, was in North Carolina planning his wedding when he fell from a truck.

From The New York Times:

The police said that the dispute began at a house, which the AP reported was owned by the Tonga family, about a half-mile from the accident scene and that Henry jumped into the bed of the pickup truck as his fiancée was driving away. At some point, Henry “came out of the back of the vehicle,” the police said, although it was not clear how. The police did not say if Tonga was at the scene; 911 tapes were expected to be released later Thursday.

Henry’s bizarre death was the tragic end to a troubled life:

Once in the NFL, he was arrested several times after incidents involving driving under the influence, marijuana possession and assault, and he served multiple suspensions for violating the league’s personal-conduct policy.

In April 2008, after his fifth arrest since December 2005, he was waived by the Bengals. But several months later, the Bengals’ owner, Mike Brown, who has a history of reaching out to troubled players, re-signed Henry over the objections of Coach Marvin Lewis. After Henry served a four-game suspension for misconduct, he rejoined the team.
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