Free Money, Courtesy Of Your Government!
Posted on 04.05.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 pm

The ingenuity of Americans who discover ways to exploit the incompetence of government — and the perpetual naivete of bureaucrats who create loopholes — never ceases to amaze me.

Three stories in the past month illustrate this reality. The first involved a bankrupt Washington-area couple who have lived in a Maryland mansion for five years without paying their mortgage:

[Keith and Janet Ritter] have kept the sheriff at bay by repeatedly filing for bankruptcy and by exploiting changes in Maryland’s laws designed to help delinquent homeowners avoid foreclosure. … [They] make no apology for using every tactic available to them to stay in their house, including challenging the foreclosure sale in court, requesting mediation and claiming they had a tenant living with them.

Next came Amanda Clayton, the Michigan woman who continued collecting food stamps after winning $1 million in the state lottery. Her defense:

“Well, I thought that they would cut me off. But since they didn’t, I thought maybe it was OK because I’m not working. I won a million but after I took the lump sum, it dropped down to $700,000 and then after taxes it was just a little bit over half. … I have no income and I have bills to pay. I have two houses.”

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Hate Is Bad … Except Hating Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 04.03.12 by Danny Glover @ 10:46 am

Hoppy Kercheval of MetroNews, the radio network that calls itself “the voice of West Virginia,” spotted a hypocritical editorial juxtaposition in this morning’s Charleston Gazette, one of the Mountain State’s two capital city newspapers.

First came the editorial rightfully decrying the rise of “far-right, racist, extremist groups” in West Virginia and across America:

We can’t understand bigots who are driven by so much hatred. Although they’re a small fringe, it’s disturbing that they’re increasing. Free speech gives them a right to voice their ugliness. Decent people should condemn them — and authorities should prosecute them when they turn to violence.

Next, on the same op-ed page, came the hateful death wish for conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh: “I wish his mother could exercise retroactive birth control.”

You might think the writer was just engaging in hyperbole, and you would be right. But it’s much like the inappropriate hyperbole that got Limbaugh into so much trouble last month when he attacked Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke for her views on government-subsidized contraception.

Free speech gives staff writer Susan Williams the right to voice her ugliness at Limbaugh and The Charleston Gazette the right to publish it. But decent people should condemn them for it and for their double standard about what constitutes acceptable hyperbole to make a point.


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The Redneck Bigotry Of Bill Maher
Posted on 03.20.12 by Danny Glover @ 1:19 pm

“They can’t see past their prejudices.” That’s what misogynistic, hate-spewing and hypocritical HBO talker Bill Maher said right after airing this prejudicial portrayal of Mississippi voters:

Slate’s Dave Weigel is right that it’s fair game to expose “stupid voters” for what they are by accurately reporting what they say and believe. Video producer John Ziegler did a great job of exposing the civics ignorance of Barack Obama voters on Election Day 2008 in his brilliant short video “How Obama Got Elected.”

But the video on Maher’s show revived the same predictable redneck-bashing stereotypes that liberal elites have embraced for decades to malign people who don’t think like they do. You knew the video was going to be bad because Maher tried to rebut the inevitable outcry of Mississippians, other “real Americans in the South” and their conservative brethren before his producers even hit the play button.

“She did not cherry-pick these people,” he insisted of video producer Alexandra Pelosi, the daughter of House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif. “… We are not making fun of anybody. She did not seek out people who look like what some people would say rednecks [look like].

Maher repeated that defense after the video aired — “[Pelosi] said she cut out 20 people who also did not have teeth” — but the disingenuousness of that claim became apparent as he, his guests and the audience laughed about the physical appearance of the people featured in and cut out of the video. The video was so obviously designed to perpetuate a myth about toothless, ignorant redneck voters in the South that even liberals are criticizing it.
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Recycled News At Politico
Posted on 03.14.12 by Danny Glover @ 4:39 pm

While commuting to work yesterday, I cheered on the inside as I read a lengthy Politico story that explored the many ways President Obama “gets away with” behavior that would have created a firestorm of political and media criticism of his predecessor, President George W. Bush.

“It’s about time someone wrote this important piece!” I thought to myself.

What I didn’t realize until later is that someone had written the story — more than two years ago. And that someone was Josh Gerstein, the Politico reporter who penned this week’s piece.

I found the two articles in a Google search of a shortened version of the headline that appeared on both articles — “What If George W. Bush Had Done That?”

The coverage wasn’t exactly the same. But there are enough striking similarities, including the author, the subject matter and the headline, to make you want to say “Hmmm?” Bush adviser Ed Gillespie is even quoted in both pieces.
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Why We Home-School, Lesson #39
Posted on 02.28.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:23 pm

There are many lessons in these words of homeschooling wisdom from Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum, from his 2005 book “It Takes A Family”:

Never before and never again after their years of mass education will any person live and work in such a radically narrow, age-segregated environment. It’s amazing that so many kids turn out to be fairly normal, considering the weird socialization they get in public schools. …

In a home school, by contrast, children interact in a rich and complex way with adults and children of other ages all the time. In general, they are better-adjusted, more at ease with adults, more capable of conversation, more able to notice when a younger child needs help or comfort, and in general a lot better socialized than their mass-schooled peers.

Thankfully, many American parents can choose to teach their children at home rather than sending them children to government-run education factories. More should give it a whirl.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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West Virginia’s ‘Bizarre Foods’
Posted on 02.27.12 by Danny Glover @ 11:54 pm

As I type, I’m watching an episode of “Bizarre Foods” that features West Virginia delicacies and a hunting guide nicknamed “Redneck.” He just bragged that his biggest monthly bill is his cell phone, so he’s an enlightened redneck — my kind of people.

Remember that blog post I wrote a few weeks back about eating groundhog? Thanks to “Bizarre Foods,” you now have video proof. Host Andrew Zimmern told the story of pepperoni rolls, too.

But even I learned something tonight: I had no idea that some of my fellow West Virginians eat mink. Or do they? The report on the “Roadkill Cook-off” left me wondering what’s true versus what’s for show.


Filed under: Entertainment and Food and History and Hunting & Guns and Media and People and Rednecks and West Virginia and Wildlife
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The Anti-Santorum BuzzFeed
Posted on 02.22.12 by Danny Glover @ 1:23 am

Go to the BuzzFeed Politics page and behold an orchestrated media feeding frenzy in progress. Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum is the target. He has been rising in the polls, and BuzzFeed won’t allow it.

Three of the current top five pieces on the site are attacks on Santorum, and the hit pieces continue as you scroll further down the site or look at the “Most Viral in Politics” sidebar. Here are the headlines:

And then there’s the piece lamenting the fact that no matter how many presumably outrageous Santorum quotes BuzzFeed and other publications unearth, the new frontrunner is “gaffe-proof.”

The press dutifully transcribed all these remarks, but none of them raised a ruckus for more than a few hours. They’re just the latest in a long line of Santorum quotes — on homosexuality, on women’s roles, on contraception and abortion — that seem to have lost their capacity to shock. And though they’re still well to the right of public opinion, as reflected in polls, they’ve done nothing to hurt Santorum, whose campaign has attained an aura of momentum after winning three states in a row earlier this month. For Rick Santorum, there’s no such thing as a gaffe anymore.

Reading BuzzFeed these days is like reading transcriptions of the opposition research compiled by either his top GOP rival, Mitt Romney, or the Democratic National Committee — or both. I’ve rarely seen a presumably objective publication so transparently contemptuous of a candidate and so determined to drive a negative narrative about him or her.

But hey, BuzzFeed is driving traffic and generating buzz for itself. That’s all that matters in today’s “journalism,” right?

UPDATE: Rich Lowry of National Review explains what’s really stirring in the minds of journalists who keep trying to manufacture Santorum controversies.

Santorum is a standing affront to the sensibilities and assumptions of the media and political elite. That elite is constantly writing the obituary for social conservatism, which is supposed to wither away and leave a polite, undisturbed consensus in favor of social liberalism. Santorum not only defends beliefs that are looked down upon as dated and unrealistic; he does it with a passionate sincerity that opens him to mockery and attack.


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Don’t Be Two-timing Our Little Girl
Posted on 02.21.12 by Danny Glover @ 11:38 pm

I learned tonight that our sweet, 10-year-old Elli loves this song. She even lip syncs it:

The Christian angel on my right shoulder is telling me to be horrified; the redneck Daddy devil on my left shoulder is insisting that I should be beaming with pride.


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #38
Posted on 02.20.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:05 am

The customized education our children get at home will prepare them much better for life than the cookie-cutter training they get in public school “factories.” Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum is absolutely right:

Santorum told CBS News’ “Face the Nation” host Bob Schieffer that the federal and state government should not be involved in educating children, but rather parents should take on that role.

Santorum was repeating statements he made in Ohio Saturday where he told a conservative audience that public schools are “anachronistic.” He said public schools go “back to the time of industrialization of America when people came off the farms where they did home-school or have the little neighborhood school, and into these big factories, so we built equal factories called public schools.

“The federal government should not be running schools, frankly, much less that the state government should be running schools,” he said Saturday.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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Snickers: Candy Not Fit For A King Size
Posted on 02.17.12 by Danny Glover @ 4:24 pm

Well, candy fans, there’s sad news in the snack world this week. It looks like the obesity mafia organized by first lady Michelle Obama to whack all the fat and fun out of American society has put a hit on the king-size Snickers bar.

Mars, the candy company that makes Snickers and other delicious treats, has caved to the politically correct pressure of the food police. Come 2013, the company will stop selling candy bars that include more than 220 calories.

Forget the free-market principle of supply and demand that says if customers want giant candy bars, Mars will make them. When the first lady is traveling the country to decry the “obesity epidemic,” it makes more sense for Mars to conform to an arbitrary caloric line.

This corporate change of heart about sugary overload isn’t a bad thing for me personally. I’ve consumed way too many king-size Snickers bars in my life. But coming as it does amid a White House-driven campaign against obesity, and after the nanny state has taken control of light bulbs across America, it’s a wee bit annoying.

It’s also a hypocritical marketing gimmick considering that I just spotted a $10 Snickers bar like this in a local CVS last week:

These developments combined have inspired me. For our New Year’s Eve party this year, in memory of the soon-to-be-smaller Snickers bars, I’m going to buy a “Slice ‘n Share” Snickers to bid farewell to an American tradition. Maybe I’ll cut it into servings of 220 calories or less in honor of Mr. Mars and Michelle Obama.

Then we’ll dim all the incandescent light bulbs in the house and invite everyone to gather ’round our energy-inefficient TV to watch comedian Tim Hawkins tell us all about his dream of a “Snickaloaf.”


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Dustin Ellerman: Faith First, Shooting Second
Posted on 02.11.12 by Danny Glover @ 9:40 pm

Our family just finished watching a marathon of last season’s “Top Shot” on the History Channel, and we were all thrilled to see Dustin Ellerman, who runs a religious camp in Texas, win the $100,000 prize. He was probably the only competitor on the show who didn’t need to be bleeped for vulgarity.

After watching the season finale, I decided to poke around the Internet to learn more about Ellerman and found this post-”Top Shot” interview with him on CBN:

What an excellent role model!

For a while today, I wasn’t so sure I had made a wise choice in picking “Top Shot” for quality father/son and male-bonding time with our 12-year-old. Although the History Channel bleeps most of the bad language from its reality shows, it’s fairly easy to interpret them visually, and the bad guy of “Top Shot,” Jake Zweig, uttered the f-word so many times during a couple of the episodes that I almost turned off the show.

But after seeing Ellerman win, I’m glad we watched to the end. The bad guy revealed himself to be a total loser in every respect, and the good guy won convincingly, after weeks of demonstrating both sportsmanship and humility. He stayed true to his faith and quietly let his light shine before people who clearly don’t put God first.

Those are lessons I’m glad our children had the opportunity to learn. Who’d have thunk they could learn it by watching reality TV?


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The Politics Of WVU Football
Posted on 02.08.12 by Danny Glover @ 2:50 pm

Despite being a freshman senator from a small state, West Virginia Democrat Joe Manchin keeps landing on the front page of Politico, one of the premier publications in Washington. But he’s getting all the attention for picking a college football fight, not for doing anything monumental for America.

Here’s a snapshot of Manchin’s first appearance on Politico’s cover last October, in caricature, after he accused Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., of playing political games to try to deny West Virginia University an invitation to the Big 12 football conference:

The Big 12 ultimately picked WVU over McConnell’s alma mater, the University of Louisville. But today, Manchin and McConnell were back on Politico’s front page because McConnell reportedly is bitter about last year’s spat — so bitter that he talked Manchin’s 2010 campaign rival, Republican John Raese, into challenging Manchin for re-election this fall:

In a private confrontation on the Senate floor late last year, things got heated quickly, according to people familiar with the episode.

McConnell read aloud to Manchin a quote from a university official who said “no improper political influence” had been exerted as each senator was lobbying to get his team the plush conference spot. And McConnell demanded a public apology from Manchin for suggesting that the GOP leader may have acted in an “inappropriate or unethical” manner that could warrant a Senate investigation into his Louisville lobbying efforts.

Manchin refused to back down and said he would always stand up for West Virginia’s rights — not to mention the Mountaineer’ football team. The two senators have barely spoken since.

I like Manchin’s spunk and his loyalty to the alma mater we share. I also realize that McConnell may well have done what Manchin accused him of doing and is simply unwilling to admit it. But without any evidence to support the accusation, save the word of fellow West Virginians who had an agenda, Manchin shouldn’t have leveled the charge, repeatedly.

He should be the bigger man now and do what he can to build a relationship with McConnell, up to and including an apology for his previous comments. Then the two senators should get back to work representing their states on more important matters.


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Jay Leno Was Wrong About W.Va. — Again
Posted on 01.16.12 by Danny Glover @ 2:19 pm

I’ve had my work published in some of America’s top publications, including The New York Times, but there’s something special about seeing my byline for the first time in the local newspaper I delivered as a child — and in defense of my fellow West Virginians and Mountaineers.

After writing a blog post about Jay Leno’s West Virginia jokes, I asked the executive editor of The Intelligencer/Wheeling News-Register if he would be interested in publishing a column on the issue. He agreed. It ran in print yesterday and went online today.

Here are excerpts from the column (with one background link added by me):

For one magnificent moment after the Orange Bowl on Jan. 4, West Virginia University and the entire state of West Virginia were the talk of America. Sports fans were in awe of the Mountaineers, who set record after record in one of the greatest football games in college history.

We West Virginians should have known the hillbilly bashers wouldn’t let us bask in the glory for long, and sure enough, the predictable slam came less than 24 hours after the final whistle.

“And West Virginia beat Clemson in the Orange Bowl last night by a score of 70-33,” Jay Leno said in his “Tonight Show” monologue the day after the game. “West Virginia scored 70 points? Huh, West Virginia? They don’t score that high on their SATs.”

Leno apparently holds to the comedic philosophy that when all else fails — and the “Tonight Show” has been one big fail after another for the past two years — just tell a West Virginia joke. …

Leno hasn’t yet sunk as low as Vice President Dick Cheney, who scored a cheap laugh in 2008 by characterizing West Virginia as a state full of inbreeding rednecks. But he’s sliding toward that gutter. His latest jab alienated the West Virginians who still watch Leno and further infuriated those who long ago tuned out the “Tonight Show.” …

But that’s OK. We West Virginians don’t need the affirmation of entertainers or politicians or anyone else who finds joy in insulting us. Most Americans voted against West Virginia before the Orange Bowl, and as our Mountaineers boasted at the end of the game, most Americans were wrong.

They always are when it comes to Almost Heaven.

Read the whole column at the newspaper’s website.


Filed under: Hatin' On Rednecks and Media and People and Rednecks and Sports and West Virginia
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Obie’s Revenge
Posted on 01.12.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:51 am

The Orange Bowl is juicing the controversy over last week’s sacking of mascot “Obie” for all the cheesy, pun-filled comedy its worth.

During the game, West Virginia safety Darwin Cook tackled Obie after a fumble recovery and 99-yard touchdown return. Obie made as many highlight reels as Cook, especially after Cook admitted that he knocked the mascot down on purpose to send a message.

“When I saw him, I felt like he was doubting us, too, so I smashed him,” Cook told the Dominion Post in Morgantown, W.Va. “Oh yeah, that was on purpose because he was doubting us. I had to tackle Obie.” Only later, in an on-field interview, did Cook learn that Obie was a girl.

Today the Orange Bowl published tweets that featured a photo and video of Obie supposedly being released from the hospital after a week of recovery. Obie is none too happy with Cook and apparently plotting revenge.

“We have one angry orange. This could become a very juicy situation,” a reporter said in a mock Orange Bowl report.


Filed under: Just For Laughs and People and Sports and Video and West Virginia
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The Vulgar ‘Modern Family’
Posted on 01.11.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:30 pm

Hollywood plans to send a sad but true statement next week about the vulgar realities of today’s modern family. ABC will air an episode of “Modern Family” about a 2-1/2-year-old toddler who says the dirtiest of dirty words.

“We thought it was a very natural story since, as parents, we’ve all been through this,” the show’s creator, Steve Levitan, said in defending the storyline.

Levitan’s explanation stretches credibility. His latest envelope-pushing plot is more a case of crude Hollywood social engineers trying to shove society further down the road of immorality than “entertainment” reflecting a norm. But he’s not too far ahead of the reality curve.

I’ve documented America’s seemingly perpetual slide into the pit of profanity on this blog:

Too many people think it’s cool, creative and comical to cuss. There is almost no circumstance where uttering a bad word is considered a bad thing. In that atmosphere, it is inevitable that men like Levitan will see how far they can go to make their black mark on society.

I wish Simon Cowell’s attitude held more sway in Hollywood and reality. He is determined to produce family entertainment free of swearing.

But when it comes to language, George Carlin is the hero. His admirers won’t rest until everyone from toddlers to grannies utter all seven of his dirty words (and then some) with reckless abandon at home, in school, on the job and across the airwaves.


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