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Posted on 03.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:29 pm
The Urban Dictionary gained a new entry and definition last month courtesy of “2008 Enlightened Redneck of the Year” Sarah Palin. The entry: redneck teleprompter. The definition: “Crib notes written on a public speaker’s hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.” Palin’s decision to fill the palm of her hand with the few verbal cues before a big speech predictably earned her the scorn of elitists like Mary Kate Cary in U.S. News & World Report:
But Palin got the last laugh the next day during an appearance in Texas. She wrote “Hi Mom!” on her palm when she knew the whole Palin-hating media world would be watching: Filed under: Hatin' On Rednecks and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Media and News & Politics and People and Photography and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.03.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:07 pm
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Posted on 02.22.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:24 pm
With mounds of snow still fresh on people’s minds — and streets — this animation has been making its way around the Web the past couple of weeks (though it appears to have been online since at least 2007): A friend just forwarded it to me by e-mail with a note underneath that said, “Designed by the same people designing health-care reform.” The image reminds me of a country tale I heard years ago about a well-trained rabbit dog. Hot on the scent of his prey, the dog chased the rabbit up one row of his master’s garden and down the other, passing within a foot of the rabbit repeatedly. If he had just taken a moment to stop and think, the hound would have realized that he could have cut the rabbit off at any point by just jumping over one row. Don’t be a stupid pooch. Think before you vote! Filed under: Government and Just For Laughs and News & Politics Comments: None |
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Posted on 02.22.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:44 am
Here’s a little redneck humor to start the workweek:
As is often the case, I have no idea of the origins of this joke because it’s all over the Internet. But if somebody can lay claim to it, I’d love to give due credit on this blog. Filed under: Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor Comments: None |
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Posted on 02.21.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:38 pm
I can’t think of a better place than an “Ugly Truck Contest” for an enlightened redneck to make a statement against global warming hysteria, and that’s just what an Oregon teenager and his father did yesterday.
It’s too bad the Albany Democrat Herald didn’t snap a picture to illustrate the story. I would rather see what the Redneck Prius looks like than hear a description of it. A side thought: The way things are going for Toyota, all of its cars, including the recalled Corolla I am driving, are going to have a redneck reputation before long. Filed under: Government and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Redneck Humor and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 02.21.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:18 pm
I still remember the strip that hooked me as a Calvin fan for life. Calvin burped, prompting the typical adult reply from his mother: “Calvin! What do we say after that?” Here’s how the conversation went next:
Classic! Calvin was a redneck through and through. So was his stuffed tiger, Hobbes, who came to life in Calvin’s imagination and the strip. But their creator is an enlightened redneck.
I sure do miss Watterson’s work, which ran for only a decade. So do millions of other fans. Filed under: Books and Entertainment and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Media and People and Redneck Humor Comments: None |
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Posted on 02.18.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:58 am
From the video visionaries at Reason TV: Filed under: Just For Laughs and Media and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 02.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:21 pm
All of you enlightened rednecks who think it’s a good idea to propose to your would-be spouse in a very public way must watch this video: The hat tip goes to Ed Morrissey of Hot Air, who offers these words of wisdom: “Unless you’re sure of the answer, prospective suitors should consider the YouTube age before popping the question at a sporting event.” UPDATE, 2/16: The whole thing was staged, which means both the man and the woman are losers. Filed under: Just For Laughs and Sports and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 02.14.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:17 pm
A young Christian named Drew is staying with us a few months while he does an internship in the Washington area. A Georgia Tech student, he’s had quite the treat (or curse) the past week as the mid-Atlantic region has been slammed with snow. Last night, Drew spent quite a bit of time shoveling himself a parking spot out of the snow along our street. But when he returned from worship service this morning, someone else had taken it. We tried to explain that it’s a public street and we can’t keep people from parking there, but he couldn’t be consoled. When we returned home from evening worship a few hours later, the spot was vacant again so I went to the basement, grabbed a can of purple spray paint (the perfect color for a strapping boy who exercises every day) and laid claim to the spot for Drew. I can’t guarantee folks will pay any attention to the sign, but I gave it the ol’ college try. Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Photography Comments: None |
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Posted on 01.05.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:34 pm
Glenn Reynolds spotted a surprisingly unflattering picture of President Obama on the White House Flickr page over the weekend and posted it to Instapundit. His post sparked a heated debate about the president’s body language and, predictably for the left, which sees every criticism of Obama in black and white, whether Reynolds was racist for posting it. The blog fight was way too serious for me, so I held my tongue for once. This video, inspired by the picture that started it all, is more my speed: Filed under: Entertainment and Just For Laughs and People and Photography and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 01.03.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:41 pm
On Christmas Day 2009, a would-be terrorist attempted to blow a jet airliner out of the sky by igniting a bomb built into his underwear. Had he succeeded, people wouldn’t be giving the terrorist, Omar Farouk Abdulmutallab, creative nicknames and cracking jokes about his “equipment.” But he failed, so he’s an easy target for ridicule. The terror plot has spawned at least two puns I’ve seen: Heard any others, or have ideas of your own? Include them in the comments. Or if you hate puns, include the ones you find particularly grating. Filed under: Just For Laughs and News & Politics Comments: None |
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Posted on 01.03.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:00 pm
Something tells me a Chinese redneck was in charge of the explosives: Filed under: Just For Laughs and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 12.26.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:13 pm
You might be a redneck … if you plan your husband’s funeral before he dies:
The response from “Dear Prudence“:
Call me crazy, but I think when a man or woman says “until death do us part,” it implies that he or she will patiently, and anxiously, wait for the day to arrive rather than plan it in advance. (Hat tip to Instapundit) Filed under: Culture and Just For Laughs Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.24.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 5:01 pm
Posters with members of Congress decorated as the Joker from Batman fame have been surfacing around the country and online since the Senate struck a corrupt deal to overhaul the U.S. health-care system. They are being called “Obama’s jokers.” All of their political careers should end as a result of their votes. Filed under: Government and Health and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Photoshop Stop Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.24.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:05 pm
Our Christmas tree is decorated with all kinds of redneck ornaments, including a Tasmanian Devil/Angel tree topper and several bear ornaments, but we don’t have this redneck scooter: Of course, enlightened rednecks would fill that scooter with non-alcoholic drinks. Filed under: Holidays and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor Comments: None |
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