The Singing Candidate
Posted on 08.25.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:42 pm

Chris Young, a Democrat who wants to be mayor of Providence, R.I., proved himself to be both politically and literally tone deaf in an appearance on a local television program.

Put that in the category of “things not to do if you want to be elected.” But he may have a future in the ridicule round of “America’s Got Talent” or “American Idol.”


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Congress 101: How To Avoid Angry Voters
Posted on 08.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:24 pm

Remember all those angry town-hall meetings last summer? Wondering why similar clashes between congressmen and the people they purport to represent haven’t materialized this August? Heritage for America has the answer in this video:


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Redneck Pride On Display
Posted on 08.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:19 pm

Nothing says “redneck” like a load of lettered laundry hanging out to dry for the whole neighborhood, and the passerby photographer, to see:

Redneck Festival

The photographer, Mark Luethi, snapped the photo at the Weissport Redneck Festival in Pennsylvania. This is the third year for the event, which is scheduled for Labor Day weekend.


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The War Of Redneck Aggression
Posted on 08.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:58 pm

Earlier this year, I earned my 15 seconds of fame in the international spotlight when BBC interviewed me about the meaning of the word redneck. I owe it all to comedian Robin Williams, whose jab at Australia as the home of English rednecks triggered an Australian attack on Alabama.

Now Williams is set to tour Australia, and he wants to make sure the Aussies and everyone else involved knows he was just doing his job — telling jokes and making people laugh. “That was pretty bizarre. I was like: ‘Wow! I’ve started an international incident! I don’t want to cause a war between Alabama and Australia — please no!’”


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Deserted With Barack Obama
Posted on 08.20.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:10 pm

I like the way Tim Carney thinks. The newly promoted senior political columnist at the Washington Examiner had this to say when the media blog FishbowlDC asked, in its lighthearted interview series, who he would want as his lone companion on a desert island:

Barack Obama — because then Barack Obama would be trapped on a desert island. Nothing personal, but this could slow the growth of government. Also, the military would try to find us.

And here’s another great Carney quip from the interview: “When and why did you last laugh so hard you had tears in your eyes? When I asked my 3-year-old the president’s name, and she answered ‘Big Government.’”

It’s pretty clear that Carney talks politics in front of his kids as much as I do. Mine like to buy me Obama knick-knacks as gag gifts. I cherish them all because it’s the humorous thought that counts.


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Obama Stage Left, Exit Stage Right
Posted on 08.17.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:32 pm

Little good can come from the recent obsession with a bratty JetBlue steward who quit his job by making an illegal emergency exit onto the tarmac. But it did give America this clever animated video of congressional Democrats fleeing Air Force One to escape any association with President Obama:



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Why Elderly Politicians Shouldn’t Dance
Posted on 08.12.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:16 pm

This is Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., proving at his birthday bash/fundraiser that he is as rhythmically challenged as he is ethically challenged:


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #32
Posted on 08.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:32 pm

We want our children to learn how to spell “school” correctly:

Future lessons: “2+2 = 5,” and “Barack Obama is the first president of the United States.”

OK, this flub technically isn’t the school’s fault. But I’ll bet the road contractor who painted the sign got his fifth-grade education in public school. Plus remember, his bosses and officials at the nearby school let the error dry long enough for journalists to snap embarrassing pictures of it.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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Votes From The Crypt
Posted on 07.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:13 am

It’s a good thing for Harry Reid that Nevadans don’t vote in the after life.

It’s a bad thing for the Democratic leader in the U.S. Senate that newspapers let family members write whatever they want in paid obituaries. He awoke to this one in memory of 84-year-old Charlotte McCourt, a former Reid supporter:

We believe that Mom would say she was mortified to have taken a large role in the election of Harry Reid to U.S. Congress. Let the record show Charlotte was displeased with his work. Please, in lieu of flowers, vote for another more worthy candidate.

Something tells me there’s a strong current of enlightened redneck blood in the McCourt family history — that and an ornery streak a mile long.

John Smith, a writer for the Las Vegas Review-Journal, said this after seeing the obit: “It’s the kind of small story that has the potential to ricochet like a bullet through the campaign showdown between incumbent Reid and Republican challenger Sharron Angle.”

If Angle is smart, she’ll feature the obit prominently in her campaign ads and find ways to remind voters of it at every opportunity.


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Tim Hawkins: ‘Somebody Broke Wind’
Posted on 07.12.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:54 pm

Sheer genius. I wish our minivan had a DVD player just so I could play this video repeatedly on our next road trip when one of the kids “breaks wind” and forces us to roll down the windows for fresh air. It’s the only sure-fire way to get me to stop so the culprit can take a bathroom break.


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Dad Life
Posted on 07.09.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:31 am

Only bits and pieces of this video (and the lyrics) resemble my “Dad Life” — there’s not a laptop, recliner or iPhone to be found — but I like it anyway.

I do know this: I’d like to have a yard big enough to justify buying an awesome riding mower like the one in the video. I hate cutting the grass with my puttering push mower, but if I had a sweet, more-power ride like that, I’d be all into manicuring my “man-scape.”


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How To Clean An Oily Bird
Posted on 07.05.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:56 am

My sister-in-law from Louisiana sent this joke via e-mail. It describes the Cajun cleanup plan for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill:

BP announced today that it no longer will hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup.

The reason: Thibodeaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could. So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56 birds, while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice.

That sounds like an honest, redneck misunderstanding to me.


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Redneck Scrabble
Posted on 06.29.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:56 pm

Non-rednecks think it’s a word game you play to poke fun at rednecks.

All words must be spelled the way a redneck might spell it. We enjoy playing it, except for my schoolteacher friend for whom it brought back horrible memories of her training, when she was assigned to assist in teaching elementary school in a rural part of the country.

Enlightened rednecks know it’s a language you speak, and it takes years of practice to master.


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Danny Glover As Therapist
Posted on 06.28.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:05 pm

I’m talking about this Danny Glover, the enlightened redneck, not the actor who made my name famous.

The headline is just my cheap attempt at driving more traffic to the site to see the video of the latest television ad for Geico insurance. My wife tells me that it’s a spot-on portrayal of what I would be like had I chosen to become a psychiatrist — and I was never a drill sergeant in the military.


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The D.C. Metro Dancer
Posted on 06.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:03 pm

I ride the D.C. Metro trains every weekday, and I can say with confidence that nothing about the rapidly declining service would inspire a man to dance like this (or at all):

The dancer, apartment leasing agent Bob Grannan, found his rhythm in the beat of “a song from Hairspray; either ‘Can’t Stop the Beat,’ ‘Without Love’ or ‘Run and Tell That.’” And he plans to stay footloose even though he has now been exposed on YouTube.


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