Another ‘Shcool’ Lesson
Posted on 01.25.12 by Danny Glover @ 11:30 am

We’ve been down this road before on this blog — twice, in fact. Apparently road-painting crews (and our “home-shcooled” son) have trouble spelling the word “school correctly.

The latest example, as reported by Fox News:

An embarrassing misspelling of “school” is gone from the street outside a New York City school building.

Utility workers used heavy machinery to ground up the wrongly placed “H” and “C” in the “SHCOOL X-NG” sign on Tuesday. The correction was made a day after the New York Post reported the spelling error.


Filed under: Government and Grammar and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Photography
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How To Make A Slingshot Crossbow
Posted on 01.12.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:43 pm

Remarkable redneck ingenuity is on display in this video, which demonstrates how you can turn your Christmas tree into a deadly slingshot crossbow:


Filed under: Holidays and Human Interest and Hunting & Guns and Rednecks and Sports and Video
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The ‘Soldier Bear’ Of World War II
Posted on 01.12.12 by Danny Glover @ 7:02 am

A bear fanatic like me can’t help but blog about Wojtek, the Syrian bear who traveled with Polish troops in World War II:

Wojtek the bear was sold as a small cub to some Polish soldiers and civilians in Iran. They were making their way from Siberia to the Middle East after being released from camps in Russia. The Nazi German invasion in 1941 prompted the Soviet Union to let the Poles go.

It is thought the cub’s mother was shot by hunters. … Wojtek was adopted by what became known as the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps.

Wojtek is the subject of a forthcoming documentary. Here’s a clip of the trailer and a related video (via Weird Universe):


Filed under: History and Human Interest and Video and Wildlife
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Puppy Handstand
Posted on 01.11.12 by Danny Glover @ 11:17 am

I saw a clip of this on Fox News this morning and thought it was amazing. Then I searched YouTube and found several videos of dogs doing handstands. OK, it’s not unique but it’s still adorable.


Filed under: Human Interest and Pets and Video
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Pinterest For Rednecks
Posted on 12.23.11 by Danny Glover @ 3:14 pm

Pinterest is the latest social media craze, and as someone who makes his living in the digital marketing world, I’ve been meaning to try it for awhile. I requested an invite to join Pinterest a few days ago and received it this morning. That’s when the inspiration hit me to create a “Redneck Humor” board.

But first a bit about Pinterest: As the name implies, the site is a place where you “pin” pictures of the people, places and things that “interest” you. But this virtual pinboard also has a social aspect to it. After you pin photos to your topical boards, other people can “like” them, “repin” them to their own Pinterest boards or comment on the photos.

The network is especially popular with women, who use it to create collections of recipes, clothes and other items. But as I poked around the site today, I realized that it’s a great forum for creating photo essays and themed albums on topics that interest me, too — sports, politics, West Virginia and, of course, rednecks.

I decided to make my trial run on Pinterest a fun one by pinning photos from past “Redneck Humor” entries on this blog. (One potential benefit is new readers.) I also scoured the Internet for other photographic displays of redneck humor and pinned several of them to my board.

This photo album is a win-win for both you and for me. It makes it easier for rednecks who love to laugh at and with their kinfolk (in spirit, if not reality) to find “snapshots of happily uncultured American life” in one place. And It’s much easier and quicker for me to pin multiple photos to Pinterest than to blog about each photo individually.

When it comes to redneck humor, pictures tell the story far better than my words anyway.

So if you have not done so yet, click on over to my new Pinterest board and get your fill of redneck laughs. And if you’re so inclined, request your own invite to Pinterest and repin or like the photos that make you laugh the most.


Filed under: Blogging and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Photography and Redneck Humor and Social Media
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Daisy The Fire Dog
Posted on 12.17.11 by Danny Glover @ 11:21 pm

Our scaredy dog Daisy discovered fire tonight when we started the first one of the winter in our fireplace. Clearly we won’t be able to leave her alone in the living room with a fire burning. She may catch herself, and then our whole house, on fire.

Smart dogs respect fire and keep their distance. Daisy, not so much.


Filed under: Family and Human Interest and Pets and The Redneck Report and Video
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‘The Pride Of West Virginia’ … And America
Posted on 12.10.11 by Danny Glover @ 2:57 pm

I didn’t know until moments ago, when a colleague forwarded a video, that the West Virginia University band, known to all Mountaineers as “The Pride of West Virginia,” is a viral hit on YouTube.

The video, viewed more than 1.1 million times so far is from the band’s performance at a game played this year just before Sept. 11 memorials. The show, a tribute to the U.S. armed forces, features a medley of songs from all U.S. military branches and amazing choreography that matches each song.

At one point, band members form into airplane to recognize the U.S. Air Force, and as they march forward, smoke billows from the area where engines would be on the plane.

I have family connections to the band. My brother marched with “The Pride” as a trombone player during college and still returns regularly to march as part of the alumni band on homecoming weekends in the fall. Even better, we’re related to WVU band director Jay Drury. His grandmother (my grandmother’s oldest sister) was my favorite great aunt during my childhood. I looked forward to visits with Aunt Kate during her weeks-long stays at my grandmother’s house.

If you appreciate WVU’s tribute to the military, donate a few bucks toward the band’s travel fund to reward the directors and performers who created the show.

UPDATE, Dec. 10: Fans of WVU and of the band’s tribute to the military are trying to get the National Football League to invite the band to perform the show again at the Super Bowl. Join the Facebook group if you like the idea.

Correction: An earlier version of this article said the show was performed before Memorial Day.


Filed under: Family and Human Interest and Music and Video and West Virginia
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Pizza Is A Vegetable
Posted on 11.18.11 by Danny Glover @ 10:55 am

And french fries are good for your health. These ideas, put forth by a Congress caving to the pressures applied by food companies, potato growers and the salt industry, are not likely to engender any protests from rednecks, enlightened or otherwise.

Sure, we’ll mock the government for accepting such ridiculous health conclusions because it’s such an easy target. But we all remember pizza Fridays and tolerably tasty fries in the school lunches of our youth, and we think all children should experience those simple pleasures of life.

Rest assured that we serve pizza, french fries and all manner of other unhealthy but convenient meals in the Glover Home School — and no bureaucrats can tell us to stop, even if they are so inclined.


Filed under: Food and Government and Home Schooling and Human Interest and News & Politics
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Bad News, Good News (In Pictures)
Posted on 10.27.11 by Danny Glover @ 9:18 am

One of the most common complaints about the media is that they emphasize bad news almost to the exclusion of good news. The truth of that critique was never more obvious than in yesterday’s “Pictures of the Day” on Lens, a New York Times blog about photography.

Readers were treated to a series of photo stories full of bad news, including:

  • Flooding in Bangkok;
  • Fiery protests by Yemeni women against their government;
  • Earthquake devastation in Turkey;
  • War in Afghanistan and Libya;
  • Physical fighting in Italy’s parliament;
  • The police crackdown on “Occupy” protesters in Atlanta;
  • And Palestinians rooting through the “garbage” of Jewish settlers on the West Bank.

The Times apparently prefers to front load its journalism with bad news and end on a happier note, though. The 12th picture of 13 featured a colorful image of a prayerful religious festival in Sri Lanka and then this gorgeous snapshot of a double rainbow over London.



Filed under: Human Interest and News & Politics and Photography and Weather
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The Illegal Immigrant Among Us
Posted on 06.28.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:20 pm

Three years ago, my wife and I had the pleasure of hosting a young Guatemalan man in our Virginia home for a few weeks. Andres came to the United States on a work visa for a job in Texas, but when he arrived, his sponsoring employer told Andres he had no work available.

The employer then told Andres he could use the short-term visa to work anywhere in the country. He chose Northern Virginia, in part because of the job market and in part because mutual friends introduced Andres to our family — including the three children we adopted from Guatemala.

We loved having Andres in our home. The children adored him and even took an interest in learning their native tongue, an idea they had resisted for years when Mom and Dad suggested it. We took Andres to the White House, treated him to exotic meals (by Guatemalan standards) and spoiled him as best we could while he struggled to make sense of his immigration status.

But after a trip to the Guatemalan embassy, we became concerned that Andres had no right to be in America. We paid an immigration lawyer who confirmed that suspicion.

Andres’ would-be employer had lied. His visa gave him the right to work only in Texas, only for that employer and only for a few months. He was an illegal immigrant — and living in our home. Worse, he was in a city on the prowl for illegal immigrants, with our house located just blocks from the “Liberty Wall of Truth” in Manassas.

The lawyer advised Andres to stay in our home until he could take the earliest flight to Guatemala. We bought his airline ticket and sent him home to the needy family he had come to America to support.

I thought of Andres last week as I read and watched the confession of “undocumented immigrant” Jose Antonio Vargas, a Pulitzer-winning journalist who lied for more than a decade so he could stay in America and rise to glory in a profession that prides itself on truth-telling.

I am part of that profession. I also happen to know Jose, who cited me as a source on technology and politics when he was a reporter at The Washington Post. (I was the editor of National Journal’s Technology Daily.) And I am shocked to see him being heralded as a hero.

The story of how Jose learned he was an illegal immigrant at age 16, four years after he came to America, is heart-rending. He was a victim of the deceptions of adults he trusted, his mother in the Philippines and his grandparents in California.

But there is nothing heroic about manipulating the legal system and lying to employers to get one’s way, as Jose did time and again once he knew the truth.
(more…)


Filed under: Adoption and Family and Friends and Government and Human Interest and Media and News & Politics and People and Technology and Video
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Get Down, Gorilla
Posted on 06.22.11 by Danny Glover @ 6:15 pm

Zolo, a 9-year-old gorilla at the Calgary Zoo, knows how to have a good time in a puddle:


Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Video and Wildlife
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This Summer’s Redneck Treat: Fried Kool-Aid
Posted on 06.21.11 by Danny Glover @ 5:50 pm

“There’s nothing that I can’t fry, and there’s nothing that I won’t fry.” That’s what “Chicken” Charlie Boghosian, a fairground deep-fry master in San Diego, told ABC News in explaining the origins of his latest delicacy — fried Kool-Aid.

Boghosian’s culinary masterpiece is a hit on YouTube and across the Internet. How long before his work inspires a new spin on an old cliche: “Somebody’s been eating the Kool-Aid.”

Add a batch of deep-fried bacon and a chaser of fried Oreos or Snickers, and you have a well-balanced redneck feast:


Filed under: Food and Human Interest and People and Video
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My Dad The Mermaid
Posted on 06.05.11 by Danny Glover @ 4:17 pm

Dale Price is a redneck with a twisted sense of humor — sophomoric even, in the sense that he used it against his son for the poor kid’s entire sophomore year of high school.

The Utah Dad donned a different costume every school day, and as his son Rain boarded the bus, Dale Price stepped out the front door, artificial leg and all, to wave goodbye.

Some of the costumes were tame — cowboy, “Old Spice Dad” and clown — but when your Dad appears in public as a mermaid, Batgirl, a shirtless fireman or while sitting on the toilet, that’s downright embarrassing.

A relative documented the spectacle at a blog called Wave at the Bus. It ended with a roundup post that featured links to many of the costumes.

This school-free summer, which began June 2, will be the best of Rain Price’s life. It’s a good thing he kept his grades up high enough to avoid summer school.

The upside for Rain, according to his Dad: “He can use it against his kids and tell them, ‘If you think you are embarrassed by me, you should have seen your grandfather.’”


Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Parenting and People and Redneck Humor and Video
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You, Too, Can Ride A Bike!
Posted on 06.04.11 by Danny Glover @ 9:44 am

Listen up, children. “If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike!”


Filed under: Human Interest and Video
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My, What A Big Horn You Have
Posted on 01.11.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 pm

Any time I start feeling sorry for myself because I don’t like some aspect of my body, I’ll try to remind myself to look at the photos of two elderly Chinese people who are inexplicably growing horns in their heads.

The best part is that at least the woman seems relatively comfortable in her horned skin. “Zhang embraced her new look and told reporters that she was eager for the second horn to match the first in size,” AOL News reported.


Filed under: Health and Human Interest and People and Photography
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