Bambi On Steroids
Posted on 08.25.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:55 pm

This is one smart monster buck. He’s hiding in plain sight in Colorado Springs, assuring himself protection from admiring neighbors, journalists and game wardens.

The news team at KKTV 11 made Bambi on steroids a celebrity by posting his picture to Facebook and airing a full video report with more amazing footage of a deer quite at ease in man’s spotlight.


Filed under: Human Interest and Wildlife
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Attack Of The Flying Lunar Man-bats
Posted on 08.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:00 pm

Since the dawn of the blogosphere, holier-than-thou journalistic colleagues of mine who think much too highly of our distinguished yet flawed profession have ridiculed blogs as the breeding ground of rumors, lies, innuendo and hoaxes. They all need a history lesson.

The New York Sun provided a good one today in an amusing piece about how that storied newspaper manufactured a myth about moon creatures 175 years ago to boost circulation:

The stories, often attributed to a plot hatched in our circulation department, reported not only that astronomers, gazing through a new type of telescope based in South Africa, had discovered life on the moon but that they had seen swarms of flying lunar man-bats. …

[T]he reports referred to the discovery of what the editor called “vast forests and fields of poppies and lunar animals.” Summarized he: “First to be sighted was a herd of quadrupeds and then an animal that the Sun said ‘would be classified on earth as a monster,’ a bluish-gray thing about the size of a goat but with a single horn in the center of its head.” …

Dr. John Herschel, the operator of the telescope, and his team spied what Mr. Goodman calls ‘four flocks of large winged creatures.’ The creatures were seen ‘descending in a slow, even motion from the cliffs to the plain, where they landed and, their wings disappearing behind them, began walking, erect and dignified, toward a nearby forest.’”

The moral of the story is that there is nothing new under the journalistic sun. Misinformation and disinformation may spread more rapidly and flourish longer these days as a result of blogs, Twitter, Facebook and other new media tools, but the media are just the means to an age-old end.

Blogs don’t deceive people; people deceive people. Every blogger should memorize that motto, bookmark the Sun’s quasi-correction of its 175-year-old lunar man-bats story and play it as the trump card the next time some uppity journalist decides to bash blogs.


Filed under: History and Human Interest and Media
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Toilet Paper Etiquette
Posted on 08.19.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:37 pm

As a kid, I always hated it when my Dad began his lessons-in-life lectures with the admonition, “There’s a right way and a wrong way to [insert chore here].” But as I matured, I came to appreciate his wisdom. There really is a right way and a wrong way to hold a broom or a shovel if you want to work efficiently.

Well, here’s a life lesson every enlightened redneck needs to learn: There’s a right way and a wrong way to position toilet paper in the holder. To quote Australian blogger Jason Jordan, “Over is right, under is wrong.”

I read the same advice from Ann Landers or Dear Abby (or some other advice columnist) when I was a teen and took it to heart. But I never really understood why over was better than under until I saw Jordan’s illustrations and explanations.

Click the picture to see the rest of them, and you’ll be a top-roll TP convert, too.


Filed under: Culture and Human Interest
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A Tiger Riding A Horse
Posted on 08.13.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:19 pm

I have no particular reason for posting this video other than the obvious — it’s a tiger riding a horse! You just don’t see that every day, so enjoy seeing it today on this blog:


Filed under: Entertainment and Human Interest and Video and Wildlife
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How To Quit Your Job — Or Not
Posted on 08.12.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:26 am

Serious news is rarer in the dog days of summer, so journalists fill their pages, pixels and airtime with silly stories. This week’s big news: An airline steward quit his job.

Here’s a sample of the praise being heaped upon the man who brought to life the message of “Take This Job And Shove It“:

I’ve got no problem with JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater grabbing a cold brewski before popping the disaster slide on Flight 1052 and kissing his airline career goodbye. In fact, the guy is a hero.

That’s right, act like a child and commit a crime in the act of quitting your job and you, too, can be a global hero.

Or how about this spin? “It’s refreshing when someone decides to flourish his way out of a job instead of taking the now-cliche mass-murder suicide route.” Have we sunk so low that the only two options for quitting a job are mass murder and obnoxious, self-indulgent behavior?

I behaved that way once. The band director in high school rightly scolded a few classmates and me for talking out of turn on the field at the end of practice. I had been ready to quit band at the start of that season anyway and was surprised and embarrassed by the lecture. So when the band director publicly invited any of us who couldn’t stop talking to leave and not come back, I walked.

I thought I was so cool at the time. A few of my classmates did, too. But most of them knew what I refused to see until years later when I recounted the story to my wife and she enlightened me as to what I really had been: a stupid 17-year-old kid and a disrespectful punk.
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Filed under: Culture and Human Interest and Media and News & Politics and People and Pets and Sports and Video
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Why We Home-School, Lesson #32
Posted on 08.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:32 pm

We want our children to learn how to spell “school” correctly:

Future lessons: “2+2 = 5,” and “Barack Obama is the first president of the United States.”

OK, this flub technically isn’t the school’s fault. But I’ll bet the road contractor who painted the sign got his fifth-grade education in public school. Plus remember, his bosses and officials at the nearby school let the error dry long enough for journalists to snap embarrassing pictures of it.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Photography and Why We Home-School
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50 Skills For Men And Women
Posted on 08.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 2:32 pm

Last month at First Things, I learned that I have some work to do if I want to live a good life. I can do many of the “50 Things A Man Should Be Able To Do” but not all of them.

I can make a budget, change a diaper, cook a signature dish, type with more than two fingers, and perform CPR and the Heimlich maneuver (I actually had to perform it on my mother not long ago). I can even hug another man without embarrassment.

But I can’t maintain my car, push-start a car with manual transmission or navigate an unfamiliar city, and I definitely can’t help someone who is throwing up without also barfing myself (ask my kids.) I also don’t yet know whether I can get a prostate exam without crying. And I have no interest in innocently flirting with a woman twice my age, conversing with people who bore me to tears or planning for a zombie apocalypse.

The good news is that I’m fairly certain my wife can’t do everything on First Things’ list of “50 Things A Woman Should Be Able To Do.”

Here are a few that pose challenges for her:
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Filed under: Culture and Family and Human Interest and Religion
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Leaving On A Jet Bus
Posted on 08.06.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:25 pm

There’s no logical reason to build a school bus that gets 1 mile per 600 gallons and travels 367 miles per hour. But redneck logic demands that fun-loving bubbas do strange things to school buses.

Paul Stender of Indianapolis explains why his company built the world’s fastest bus: “I built the bus for two reasons. The first is to entertain people because, come on, it’s a jet bus. The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not. … We do a lot of displays at schools and we are trying to show them there’s more to life than sitting in front of computers.”

I hope my children read that last bit and take it to heart; I hope my wife doesn’t because she’ll use it against me and this blog.


Filed under: Family and Human Interest and Rednecks and Technology and Video
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Home Of The Giant Pink Rabbit
Posted on 07.30.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:39 pm

Gotta a big chunk of land you don’t know how to use? Build a giant pink rabbit big enough for people to see from space:

The humongous lawn sculpture is old news, but I hadn’t heard of it until I found pictures of it via Twitter this morning.

It just goes to show that rednecks are everywhere. Some of us decorate geese statues on our porches for each season (a former neighbor in my hometown), and some of us enlighten the world via Google Earth by decorating the Alps with giant pink bunnies.


Filed under: Culture and Human Interest and Photography and Rednecks
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State Rocks: Coal vs. Serpentine
Posted on 07.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:00 am

You can tell a lot about a state by the rock that represents it.

Take West Virginia. My home state chose coal as its state rock in 2009, a selection that makes perfect sense because of what the black rocks buried deep within the Mountain State mean both economically and culturally to her people. For better or worse, West Virginia would not be what it is without coal.

Then there’s California, home to an array of reprehensible characters — from the cultural “elites” in La La Land to the degenerates in San Franciso. The rock that represents them: serpentine, a stone laced with deadly asbestos.

Score one for the enlightened rednecks. West Virginians know how to pick a state rock.


Filed under: Government and History and Human Interest and News & Politics and Rednecks and West Virginia
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The Spin-And-Run Cycle
Posted on 07.14.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:29 pm

My office neighborhood is an eccentric place. I discovered the first oddity, the bizarre sculpture art lining the median in front of our building, on Day One.

A few weeks later, my colleagues started telling inside jokes about a guy who spins and squawks as he runs down the street. You had to see it to believe it — and eventually I did.

Little did I know then that I could have seen it on the Internet. So can you:

Yes, Cedric Givens, the crazy jogger, spins, squawks and runs on busy streets in the heart of the nation’s capital — and drivers pay him no mind as they buzz by in all directions (see more videos here). He’s been doing it for years.

How is Cedric still alive, and why do the police let him do what he does? If jaywalking is a crime, his dangerous hobby has to be illegal. It just goes to show that if you’re eccentric enough, the nanny state will look the other way when you’re acting as crazy as a loon.


Filed under: Human Interest and People and Video
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Centreville: The Best Place To Live In Virginia?
Posted on 07.13.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:51 pm

Centreville, Va., has been a big part of the Glover family life since 1997, when we started worshiping with the saints who meet at the church of Christ.

It’s where we see the people closest to us, our spiritual family, on a regular basis — twice on Sundays for Bible study and worship, again for Wednesday evening Bible study, and also at gospel meetings and other special services. We love Centreville.

But it is not, as CNN Money would have America believe, the best place to live in Virginia. The news outlet ranked the best 100 places to live in the country, and Centreville finished at No. 30. Three other Virginia cities — Alexandria (47), Chesapeake (85) and Suffolk (91) — made the cut.

This statement alone should have disqualified Centreville as a candidate: “Washington, D.C., is anywhere from 40 minutes to an hour and a half away, depending on traffic.” The best places to live don’t have commutes that double unpredictably.

Here, from the comments after the article, are a few other observations by people who know firsthand what’s wrong with Centreville:
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Filed under: Culture and Family and Human Interest and Media and News & Politics
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Diary Of A D.C. Commuter
Posted on 06.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:40 pm

Speaking of the D.C. Metro system, I had a lousy week on the commuting front. Most of the problems were on the Virginia Railway Express, but the Metro system is typically the bigger headache.

My travails were so trying this week that I wrote about them regularly in various social media outlets. I’ve decided to compile my highs (not many) and lows here as my first entry of a new feature, “Diary Of A D.C. Commuter.” Here’s a recap from this week’s posts on Twitter, Facebook and Foursquare:

  • Monday: “Another #Metro car sauna. This really is getting ridiculous, @wmata. Trains shouldn’t be hotter than steamy stations. #metrofail”
  • Tuesday: “My train commute is ending just in time to get rained on.”
  • Wednesday, 7:38 a.m.: “I just saw a doe in the clearing by the tracks. Commuting via @VaRailXpress is cool.”
  • 7:51 a.m.: “Add wild turkeys in a pasture to the list of today’s nature sightings on @VaRailXpress.”
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The D.C. Metro Dancer
Posted on 06.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:03 pm

I ride the D.C. Metro trains every weekday, and I can say with confidence that nothing about the rapidly declining service would inspire a man to dance like this (or at all):

The dancer, apartment leasing agent Bob Grannan, found his rhythm in the beat of “a song from Hairspray; either ‘Can’t Stop the Beat,’ ‘Without Love’ or ‘Run and Tell That.’” And he plans to stay footloose even though he has now been exposed on YouTube.


Filed under: Culture and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Video
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Somewhere Over The Potomac
Posted on 06.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:38 pm

I’m stuck on the train bridge halfway across the Potomac because of a disabled VRE train ahead of us a few miles. We’re going to have to stop and pick up those stranded passengers.

It’s going to be a long commute home — but at least I have a seat on an air-conditioned train. And hassles like this have been far rarer on VRE in my limited experience this year than in D.C.-area traffic over my previous 19 years of commuting by car and Metro.


Filed under: Human Interest and Travel
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