Rednecks For Mandatory Gun Ownership
Posted on 04.03.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:45 am

This is a hypothetical scenario in the form of a law exam question, but as Instapundit Glenn Reynolds says, it’s “a fun hypothetical” that actually has constitutional weight behind it:

Assume that the United States can lawfully force the people of the States to buy health insurance using Congress’ commerce power.

After a string of cartel-related violent incidents in northern Mexico, a National Militia Act is lawfully enacted by Congress and signed into law by POTUS, compelling every law-abiding American citizen age 18 and older to buy two firearms — a revolver and a rifle — and to acquire firearms training to better provide for domestic security.

A similar law has existed in Switzerland for many years; and although a plurality of Americans support it, opposition to it has been strident, if not strong. Gun-control advocates — most of them progressives — have painted the act as a giveaway to gun manufacturers and a threat to peace and order in their communities.

What arguments would you make if you were the attorney general for your state and your governor commanded you to file a lawsuit to attempt to invalidate the mandate on constitutional grounds? Do not refer to the Commerce Clause in your answer.

It’s also proof that there is at least one enlightened redneck who went to law school. If word of this idea spreads, rednecks across the land may start lobbying for it.

UPDATE: I tweaked the text slightly to reflect the correction in the comment below from the brains behind the idea of mandatory gun ownership.


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Guns Don’t Kill People …
Posted on 02.20.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:32 pm

… Gun-control laws do. That’s the hidden and ironic message Don Surber of the Charleston Daily Mail found in a new Brady Campaign for Gun Control report.

“I am laughing so hard now that it is difficult to type,” Surber wrote after noting that Utah earned a grade of zero from the Brady Campaign but also has a murder rate of 1.5 per 100,000 people, with 46 percent of those murders being firearms related.

By contrast, California scored a 79 on the Brady gun-control scale, but its homicide rate is 5.83 per 100,000 and 69 percent are firearms related.

Annie, get your gun and move to a state where you can own it legally. You’ll be safer there.



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Redneck Christmas Wreath
Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:03 pm

Think of all the small game that died to make this festive wreath possible — and smile knowing that it is driving the animal lovers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals crazy.


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Redneck Snack Time
Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:51 am

If you’re “real folks” with a hankerin’ for real food, click your way to Redneck Snack Baskets to whet your appetite for everything from Spam to Moon Pies.

“It’s really a neat way to do business,” Tom Klebe told the Herald & Review in Decatur, Ill. He and his wife, Darla, have been selling the snack baskets online since 2004 and have new mixes planned for after the holidays. “The challenge we are running into is all of the different shipping options.”

The store has arrangements for hunters (lots of jerky and other meaty morsels), fisherman (Goldfish crackers and other aquatic-themed snacks), soldiers (everything your favorite military man, or woman, could want while away from home) and more. The biggest basket, “Bubba’s Little Brother,” sells for about $130.

And right now all 10 versions of the redneck basket, which actually come in metal tubs, are “stimulus priced”!


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Sweet Shotgun Dreams
Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 10:58 pm

Still Christmas shopping for that special redneck in your life? Well, nothing says “I love you” like a gun rack under the mattress and a shotgun within reach as you sleep:

That reminds me of a redneck Christmas carol I learned as a kid and sing to our children now: “Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Santa Claus is dead. Tried to steal my teddy bear, so I shot him in the head.”

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!


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No Animals Were Harmed …
Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:59 am

… in the stocking of this butchery. Sometimes people become so emotionally invested in a belief that their minds don’t work as quickly as their mouths run:

(Via Don Surber)


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The Marksmen Of West Virginia
Posted on 12.15.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:54 pm

Riflery is a sport made for West Virginia, and the Mountaineers of West Virginia University excel at the redneck sport. The team and its stories history — 14 collegiate championships — get much-deserved props in The Washington Post today:

West Virginia’s rifle team is the only Mountaineers squad to have won an NCAA championship — 14, in fact. And it’s the only team with its own line item in the state budget: a $100,000 annual appropriation that represents a none-too-subtle rebuke to a university that dropped its most decorated sport in 2003.

The team’s reinstatement and subsequent reclamation of its status as the nation’s preeminent shooting power is one of the more improbable comebacks in college sports. Instead of aspiring professional athletes, the key players were rank-and-file taxpayers, disillusioned parents and students, and small businesses such as Donnie’s Citgo and Bub’s Bar and Grill that mobilized a grass-roots fundraising campaign and lobbying campaign and forced the university to change its mind.

“Hunting and shooting is a big thing here,” says junior Brandi Eskew of Petersburg, W.Va., one of two women on WVU’s rifle team, who learned to hunt alongside her father as a child. “It’s something that pretty much everyone does at some point. And it’s something they can relate to more than a lot of other sports.”

In short, we hillbillies love to shoot things, be it deer or targets, and we know how to do it. Well, some of us do. I wish I could say I’m an expert marksman, but alas, I am the kind of redneck who more often than not can’t hit the proverbial broad side of barn.

There are plenty of us. But at least we can live vicariously through the WVU riflery team. Male or female, they make all of us Mountaineers proud.


Filed under: Hunting & Guns and Rednecks and Sports and West Virginia
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Pink vs. Prince William
Posted on 12.12.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:48 pm

American singer and songwriter Pink (her given name is Alecia Beth Moore) thinks Prince William of England needs a better education. That’s the only explanation she has for why someone as royal as he is would stoop so low as to hunt:

U.S. rock singer Pink has called Prince William of Wales … a “redneck” after he responded to the letter she had written to him protesting about fox hunting. … [She] told the U.K. music magazine Q that she was shocked by the manner in which Prince William … responded to her letter regarding fox hunting, saying:

“I wrote to him to protest about fox hunting and I figured he would be this stuffy, privileged a**hole. But he’s like a redneck from the South. If you’re brought up shooting and hunting animals, if you really think it’s second nature and you’re blasting away then it’s hard to see the other point of view. You need educating.

Wear that redneck label with pride, Prince William. And keep on hunting. Pink, like everyone else who works with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, is the one who needs educated.


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Mike Huckabee: Unfit To Be President
Posted on 12.05.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:00 pm

Outrage and insights in a 140 characters or less (most of the time). This is a weekly recap of topics that capture my fancy. To get your fill of my rants on a daily basis, follow The Enlightened Redneck on Twitter.

Much to the chagrin of many fellow conservatives, I supported Mike Huckabee for president in the 2008 Republican presidential primary.

The news this week that he granted clemency to a man who years killed four police officers in Washington state, and Huckabee’s comments after the news broke, made me change my tune. I still like Huckabee, but I don’t believe he has the judgment to be president.

Here is what I had to say about the matter over a series of tweets: “Mike Huckabee freed a man now suspected of killing four cops. He no longer looks as presidential to me. … Huckabee dodges responsibility, blames “Arkansas” (and Washington) for freeing a man suspected of kiing four cops. What a cowardly statement from Huckabee. I expected better of him. He made a huge mistake and should own up to it. … ”

And here are some redneck rants on other topics:

  • Leave it to the perverts in Hollywood to pervert a classic children’s Christmas cartoon, “Frosty, The Snowman.”
  • Crashing a White House state dinner, and then bragging about it on Facebook, is really, really dumb.” Jail time?
  • Fact of the day, just heard on the news: Tiger Woods makes more in 60 seconds than he had to pay as a fine for his car accident.
  • Joy Behar thought Black Friday was racist until her black co-host, Whoopi Goldberg, enlightened her — for real. That reminds me of the “pot calling the kettle black” episode with Omarosa Manigault Stallworth on “The Apprentice.”
  • The U.N.’s alarmist-in-chief flew at least 443,243 miles in 19 months to decry global warming. Can you say “hypocrisy”?
  • At least 22.6 million reasons why ClimateGate matters to taxpayers (via @donsurber). I suspect there are many more.
  • Wanna run for Congress? Join the roster of candidates in non-existent districts. Only dead people vote there!
  • Deer own this country. America needs more hunters.
  • Twitter is the top word of 2009, beating Obama. Stimulus is No. 4. Obama-mania is No. 2 phrase; Obama is top name.
  • Today, ignorant people are afraid of Twitter; in the Civl War Era, they were afraid of telegrams.
  • Today’s media market in brief: Detroit got a new newspaper last week; it suspended publication this week.
  • I’m wondering whether the FTC news workshop is going to be a forum for media dinosaurs to bash bloggers for two days. Paul Steiger of ProPublica, the first speaker, took multiple jabs at bloggers in his opening statement. … The current panel is a portrait of what’s wrong with journalism — media dinosaurs who resisted new media until it was too late.

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    Hunter And Bike And Deer, Oh My!
    Posted on 12.01.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:06 pm

    You might be a redneck … if you bag a buck and haul the carcass to the checking station on a bike. (Hat tip to Don Surber, a must read for all enlightened rednecks. A reader sent the photo.)

    You’re also a candidate for Bud Light’s “Real Men Of Genius” commercials:


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    Turkeys With Talent
    Posted on 10.07.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:38 pm

    During my hunting heyday, I became enthralled with turkey hunting. There weren’t many wild turkeys in West Virginia at the time, but the population was recovering.

    My interest piqued when the birds started appearing on my grandfather’s farm, where I had been hunting deer, squirrels and rabbits for years. One summer I was lucky enough to stumble upon a hen and her poults while I had my camera and snapped of few pictures of the young turkeys.

    As my fascination with wild turkeys increased, I started hunting them. I loved the thrill of trying to lure a gobbler within shotgun range by talking like a turkey. I attended a seminar on turkey hunting and spent some time outside the pen of a neighbor’s domestic turkey trying to learn the language with my own voice rather than using manufactured calls.

    I learned to gobble fairly well but never could cluck like a hen. These brothers can do it all — and they know how to have fun doing it:

    (more…)


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    Groundhog Day
    Posted on 06.29.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:39 pm

    Earlier this month, we witnessed a rare treat of nature as the mother skunk we didn’t know was living under our porch moved her four babies from her den to a new home down the block.

    I say “treat” because we had the protection of a door and Mama Skunk never sprayed us. I had never seen a live skunk before, let alone babies, and we rednecks appreciate wildlife alive as much as dead.

    A few days after the skunks moved, I filled their den, but a new entryway quickly reappeared. We thought it was the skunks again — until my wife almost stepped on a groundhog as it was heading into another hole underneath the stairs to our back porch. (Our block also is overrun with rabbits and squirrels, and we’ve seen possums.)

    I’ve been filling holes almost daily since then to try to discourage the nasty and destructive little rodent, but he won’t take the hint. I’ve even shoved cans, logs and rocks into the burrow, but Mr. Groundhog is a tough little creature. He’s managed to force most of the obstacles out of his way and digs around the others.
    (more…)


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    Watch The Bullet At Work
    Posted on 05.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 8:10 am

    The misguided emotional message of this anti-gun advocacy ad misses it’s mark — you can’t “stop the bullets” or “kill the gun” as long as there are criminals in the world — but the slow-motion imagery of bullets exploding fruit, bottles and other products is something all gun-lovin’ rednecks can enjoy:


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    Save The Redneck: It’s A Movement!
    Posted on 04.23.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:58 pm

    Thanks to the power of Google news alerts, a press release about a grassroots group called Save the Redneck found its way to my e-mail box.

    Like me, the group is irked at elitist actress Janeane Garofalo for her bigoted rant about rednecks at last week’s anti-tax “tea parties.” Save the Redneck wants an apology from her.

    “We are proud of our redneck culture and do not want to see it stereotyped or attacked. We are striving to bring awareness to, and change, this unacceptable behavior,” group co-founder Crit Callebs said. “Our aim is to set the record straight and celebrate everything positive about being a redneck.”

    I won’t hold my breath for Garofalo to apologize, but I’m glad to see others are fighting the good redneck fight. I’m part of a movement and didn’t even know it!
    (more…)


    Filed under: Culture and Entertainment and Fishing and Hatin' On Rednecks and History and Human Interest and Hunting & Guns and News & Politics and People and Rednecks and Spotlight
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    Still Clinging To Those Pennsylvania Guns
    Posted on 04.22.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:21 pm

    Pennsylvania, the land of bitter gun-clingers, embraced its inner bitterness yesterday by hosting a rally in the state capital to encourage people to cling to their guns.

    “The enemies of freedom are not giving up — not by a long shot,” said John Sigler, president of the National Rifle Association. He warned that too few gun owners understand that their rights are at risk.

    The crowd booed heartily at the mention of a bill that would require gun registration and a proposal, backed by Gov. Rendell, to limit handgun purchases to one per month.

    “Make no mistake, if they limit you to one, they can limit you to none,” Sigler said.

    The first commenter on the story decided to make it another forum for bashing rednecks, and others joined the bigoted game. The reaction is worth noting:

    • Silly, silly rednecks, who want to retain the means to defend themselves instead of simply becoming clients of Fast Eddie’s Most Excellent Nanny State.
    • Must be “rednecks’ if they’re standing up for the Bill of Rights and all the freedoms some people take for granted.
    • If defending my rights makes me a redneck, well shucks, color me red.

    Filed under: Hatin' On Rednecks and Hunting & Guns and News & Politics
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