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Posted on 04.03.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:45 am
This is a hypothetical scenario in the form of a law exam question, but as Instapundit Glenn Reynolds says, it’s “a fun hypothetical” that actually has constitutional weight behind it:
It’s also proof that there is at least one enlightened redneck who went to law school. If word of this idea spreads, rednecks across the land may start lobbying for it. UPDATE: I tweaked the text slightly to reflect the correction in the comment below from the brains behind the idea of mandatory gun ownership. Filed under: Government and Hunting & Guns and News & Politics and Rednecks Comments: 2 Comments |
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Posted on 02.20.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:32 pm
… Gun-control laws do. That’s the hidden and ironic message Don Surber of the Charleston Daily Mail found in a new Brady Campaign for Gun Control report. “I am laughing so hard now that it is difficult to type,” Surber wrote after noting that Utah earned a grade of zero from the Brady Campaign but also has a murder rate of 1.5 per 100,000 people, with 46 percent of those murders being firearms related. By contrast, California scored a 79 on the Brady gun-control scale, but its homicide rate is 5.83 per 100,000 and 69 percent are firearms related. Annie, get your gun and move to a state where you can own it legally. You’ll be safer there. Filed under: Government and Hunting & Guns and News & Politics Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:03 pm
Think of all the small game that died to make this festive wreath possible — and smile knowing that it is driving the animal lovers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals crazy. Filed under: Holidays and Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:51 am
“It’s really a neat way to do business,” Tom Klebe told the Herald & Review in Decatur, Ill. He and his wife, Darla, have been selling the snack baskets online since 2004 and have new mixes planned for after the holidays. “The challenge we are running into is all of the different shipping options.” The store has arrangements for hunters (lots of jerky and other meaty morsels), fisherman (Goldfish crackers and other aquatic-themed snacks), soldiers (everything your favorite military man, or woman, could want while away from home) and more. The biggest basket, “Bubba’s Little Brother,” sells for about $130. And right now all 10 versions of the redneck basket, which actually come in metal tubs, are “stimulus priced”! Filed under: Business and Fishing and Food and Hunting & Guns and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 10:58 pm
Still Christmas shopping for that special redneck in your life? Well, nothing says “I love you” like a gun rack under the mattress and a shotgun within reach as you sleep: That reminds me of a redneck Christmas carol I learned as a kid and sing to our children now: “Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Santa Claus is dead. Tried to steal my teddy bear, so I shot him in the head.” Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Filed under: Holidays and Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:59 am
… in the stocking of this butchery. Sometimes people become so emotionally invested in a belief that their minds don’t work as quickly as their mouths run: (Via Don Surber) Filed under: Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.15.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:54 pm
Riflery is a sport made for West Virginia, and the Mountaineers of West Virginia University excel at the redneck sport. The team and its stories history — 14 collegiate championships — get much-deserved props in The Washington Post today:
In short, we hillbillies love to shoot things, be it deer or targets, and we know how to do it. Well, some of us do. I wish I could say I’m an expert marksman, but alas, I am the kind of redneck who more often than not can’t hit the proverbial broad side of barn. There are plenty of us. But at least we can live vicariously through the WVU riflery team. Male or female, they make all of us Mountaineers proud. Filed under: Hunting & Guns and Rednecks and Sports and West Virginia Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.12.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:48 pm
American singer and songwriter Pink (her given name is Alecia Beth Moore) thinks Prince William of England needs a better education. That’s the only explanation she has for why someone as royal as he is would stoop so low as to hunt:
Wear that redneck label with pride, Prince William. And keep on hunting. Pink, like everyone else who works with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, is the one who needs educated. Filed under: Hunting & Guns and Music and People Comments: 2 Comments |
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Posted on 12.05.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:00 pm
Outrage and insights in a 140 characters or less (most of the time). This is a weekly recap of topics that capture my fancy. To get your fill of my rants on a daily basis, follow The Enlightened Redneck on Twitter. Much to the chagrin of many fellow conservatives, I supported Mike Huckabee for president in the 2008 Republican presidential primary. The news this week that he granted clemency to a man who years killed four police officers in Washington state, and Huckabee’s comments after the news broke, made me change my tune. I still like Huckabee, but I don’t believe he has the judgment to be president. Here is what I had to say about the matter over a series of tweets: “Mike Huckabee freed a man now suspected of killing four cops. He no longer looks as presidential to me. … Huckabee dodges responsibility, blames “Arkansas” (and Washington) for freeing a man suspected of kiing four cops. What a cowardly statement from Huckabee. I expected better of him. He made a huge mistake and should own up to it. … ” And here are some redneck rants on other topics:
Filed under: Entertainment and Government and Human Interest and Hunting & Guns and Media and News & Politics and People and Redneck Rants and Sports and Technology and Wildlife Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.01.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:06 pm
You might be a redneck … if you bag a buck and haul the carcass to the checking station on a bike. (Hat tip to Don Surber, a must read for all enlightened rednecks. A reader sent the photo.) You’re also a candidate for Bud Light’s “Real Men Of Genius” commercials: Filed under: Human Interest and Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor and Rednecks and Video and Wildlife Comments: None |
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Posted on 10.07.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:38 pm
During my hunting heyday, I became enthralled with turkey hunting. There weren’t many wild turkeys in West Virginia at the time, but the population was recovering. My interest piqued when the birds started appearing on my grandfather’s farm, where I had been hunting deer, squirrels and rabbits for years. One summer I was lucky enough to stumble upon a hen and her poults while I had my camera and snapped of few pictures of the young turkeys. As my fascination with wild turkeys increased, I started hunting them. I loved the thrill of trying to lure a gobbler within shotgun range by talking like a turkey. I attended a seminar on turkey hunting and spent some time outside the pen of a neighbor’s domestic turkey trying to learn the language with my own voice rather than using manufactured calls. I learned to gobble fairly well but never could cluck like a hen. These brothers can do it all — and they know how to have fun doing it: Filed under: Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Video and Wildlife Comments: None |
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Posted on 06.29.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:39 pm
I say “treat” because we had the protection of a door and Mama Skunk never sprayed us. I had never seen a live skunk before, let alone babies, and we rednecks appreciate wildlife alive as much as dead. A few days after the skunks moved, I filled their den, but a new entryway quickly reappeared. We thought it was the skunks again — until my wife almost stepped on a groundhog as it was heading into another hole underneath the stairs to our back porch. (Our block also is overrun with rabbits and squirrels, and we’ve seen possums.) I’ve been filling holes almost daily since then to try to discourage the nasty and destructive little rodent, but he won’t take the hint. I’ve even shoved cans, logs and rocks into the burrow, but Mr. Groundhog is a tough little creature. He’s managed to force most of the obstacles out of his way and digs around the others. Filed under: Family and Human Interest and Hunting & Guns Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 05.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 8:10 am
The misguided emotional message of this anti-gun advocacy ad misses it’s mark — you can’t “stop the bullets” or “kill the gun” as long as there are criminals in the world — but the slow-motion imagery of bullets exploding fruit, bottles and other products is something all gun-lovin’ rednecks can enjoy: Filed under: Advertising and Hunting & Guns and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 04.23.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:58 pm
Thanks to the power of Google news alerts, a press release about a grassroots group called Save the Redneck found its way to my e-mail box. Like me, the group is irked at elitist actress Janeane Garofalo for her bigoted rant about rednecks at last week’s anti-tax “tea parties.” Save the Redneck wants an apology from her. “We are proud of our redneck culture and do not want to see it stereotyped or attacked. We are striving to bring awareness to, and change, this unacceptable behavior,” group co-founder Crit Callebs said. “Our aim is to set the record straight and celebrate everything positive about being a redneck.” I won’t hold my breath for Garofalo to apologize, but I’m glad to see others are fighting the good redneck fight. I’m part of a movement and didn’t even know it! Filed under: Culture and Entertainment and Fishing and Hatin' On Rednecks and History and Human Interest and Hunting & Guns and News & Politics and People and Rednecks and Spotlight Comments: 13 Comments |
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Posted on 04.22.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:21 pm
Pennsylvania, the land of bitter gun-clingers, embraced its inner bitterness yesterday by hosting a rally in the state capital to encourage people to cling to their guns.
The first commenter on the story decided to make it another forum for bashing rednecks, and others joined the bigoted game. The reaction is worth noting:
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