They Fought For Me — And You
Posted on 09.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:33 pm

Salute the troops on this Constitution Day. America is free because of them.


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Attack Of The Flying Lunar Man-bats
Posted on 08.23.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:00 pm

Since the dawn of the blogosphere, holier-than-thou journalistic colleagues of mine who think much too highly of our distinguished yet flawed profession have ridiculed blogs as the breeding ground of rumors, lies, innuendo and hoaxes. They all need a history lesson.

The New York Sun provided a good one today in an amusing piece about how that storied newspaper manufactured a myth about moon creatures 175 years ago to boost circulation:

The stories, often attributed to a plot hatched in our circulation department, reported not only that astronomers, gazing through a new type of telescope based in South Africa, had discovered life on the moon but that they had seen swarms of flying lunar man-bats. …

[T]he reports referred to the discovery of what the editor called “vast forests and fields of poppies and lunar animals.” Summarized he: “First to be sighted was a herd of quadrupeds and then an animal that the Sun said ‘would be classified on earth as a monster,’ a bluish-gray thing about the size of a goat but with a single horn in the center of its head.” …

Dr. John Herschel, the operator of the telescope, and his team spied what Mr. Goodman calls ‘four flocks of large winged creatures.’ The creatures were seen ‘descending in a slow, even motion from the cliffs to the plain, where they landed and, their wings disappearing behind them, began walking, erect and dignified, toward a nearby forest.’”

The moral of the story is that there is nothing new under the journalistic sun. Misinformation and disinformation may spread more rapidly and flourish longer these days as a result of blogs, Twitter, Facebook and other new media tools, but the media are just the means to an age-old end.

Blogs don’t deceive people; people deceive people. Every blogger should memorize that motto, bookmark the Sun’s quasi-correction of its 175-year-old lunar man-bats story and play it as the trump card the next time some uppity journalist decides to bash blogs.


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #31
Posted on 07.16.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:41 pm

Our children don’t need as “leaders” religiously correct busybodies who are determined to push all references to God, even those that are part of America’s government and culture.

The key quote from this video: “So, this school district is arguing that Judeo-Christian views, as expressed in our nation’s history, are too offensive for students to view — but other religions, even anti-religion … OK.”

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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State Rocks: Coal vs. Serpentine
Posted on 07.15.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:00 am

You can tell a lot about a state by the rock that represents it.

Take West Virginia. My home state chose coal as its state rock in 2009, a selection that makes perfect sense because of what the black rocks buried deep within the Mountain State mean both economically and culturally to her people. For better or worse, West Virginia would not be what it is without coal.

Then there’s California, home to an array of reprehensible characters — from the cultural “elites” in La La Land to the degenerates in San Franciso. The rock that represents them: serpentine, a stone laced with deadly asbestos.

Score one for the enlightened rednecks. West Virginians know how to pick a state rock.


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RIP, ‘Big Daddy’ Bobby Byrd
Posted on 07.01.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:24 pm

The Senate lost its heart and soul this week. Robert Byrd, a constitutional scholar and good ol’ boy from West Virginia coal country, died after serving in the Senate for more than a half-century — longer than anyone in history. He was the epitome of an enlightened redneck.

Byrd, who was 92, made one last appearance on the Senate floor today. An honor guard carried his body into the chamber to lie in state. It was the first time since 1959, the year Byrd was first elected to the Senate, that senators had paid tribute to one of their own in such fashion.

Politically, I was not a Byrd man. I never voted for him when I lived in the great Mountain State, and I detest to this day the pork-barrel politics he mastered. Money is the most corrupting influence in politics, and pork too often is all about rewarding political allies with taxpayers’ money.

But I always respected Byrd for his love of family, his commitment to the Constitution, his eloquent defenses of the legislative branch in general and the Senate in particular, and his passion for the state we both love. Robert C. Byrd was a statesman with an expensive soft spot for West Virginia, and while I wish the practice of earmarking federal funds would die with the “King of Pork,” I forgive him that flaw.

Rest in peace, “Big Daddy.”


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America’s Spiritual Heyday
Posted on 04.16.10 by Danny Glover @ 2:21 pm

Like most of America’s official recognitions of God, the National Day of Prayer now at the center of a legal dispute is rooted in the spiritual heyday of the post-World War II era. The day was first celebrated in 1952.

I revisited the history of such “ceremonial deism” (the Supreme Court’s term) in my 1999 “Congress Back Then” column for IntellectualCapital.com, and I am reprinting it here to offer some context for the current debate about the National Day of Prayer.

Congress Back Then: America’s Spiritual Heyday
July 29, 1999
By K. Daniel Glover

Earlier this year, policymakers, pundits and people on the street reopened a uniquely American (and seemingly infinite) debate. In the wake of another incident of school violence, this time a mass murder at a high school in Littleton, Colo., they pondered a familiar question: Just how far should our nation go in trying to maintain a clear separation between church and state?

Congress debated the question in mid-June and decided that perhaps we had gone too far. More specifically, House lawmakers saw a need for a greater religious presence in the public schools, so they cast a series of votes designed to give new spiritual direction to the nation’s youth. The most-publicized decision: They sanctioned the posting of the Bible’s Ten Commandments on school walls.

The primarily symbolic votes topped the news of the week, not at all surprising in an era when Americans are sharply divided on the relationship between religion and government. But four decades back, the votes might have gone unnoticed, an unremarkable act at a time when Congress added the phrase “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance, and made the phrase “In God We Trust” the national motto and a mandatory slogan on all U.S. coins and currency.

All of that religious posturing, and more, happened during the presidency of Republican Dwight D. Eisenhower and in the early days of a Cold War that most patriotic Americans apparently saw as a battle between Christian America and the godless, communist Soviet Union.
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Foolish Confederate Pride
Posted on 04.08.10 by Danny Glover @ 9:01 pm

Gov. Bob McDonnell made a foolish political calculation this week in resurrecting Confederate History Month from the ash heap of Virginia history, and rednecks everywhere are being tarnished as a result.

Every time Southerners get nostalgic about the way things were before the Civil War, people who rightly want to condemn the bigotry of the past against blacks engage in bigotry of their own. Yesterday it happened at The Huffington Post, where commentator Charles Ellison accused McDonnell of “Keeping It Redneck” by proclaiming April as Confederate History Month without also condemning the slavery of the Confederacy.

Ellison was right to criticize McDonnell. Virginia hasn’t recognized Confederate History Month in eight years, and by reviving it to score political points, he reopened a debate that should be closed by now. But his decision was not an “attempt to keep it redneck,” a phrase that Ellison subtly equated with racism, because “redneck” is not a synonym for “racist,” and celebrating Southern history is not necessarily racist.

McDonnell could have charted the better course Ed Morrissey described at Hot Air:

As a history buff myself, I agree that it’s important to study history, but that doesn’t require a Confederacy Appreciation Month, which is what this sounds like. McDonnell could have broadened the perspective to a Civil War History Month, which would have allowed for all of the issues in the nation’s only armed rebellion to be studied. This approach seems needlessly provocative and almost guaranteed to create problems for Republicans in Virginia and across the country.

Unfortunately, McDonnell gave Ellison an opening to perpetuate an intellectually lazy redneck stereotype before eventually backpedaling on the proclamation.

Hopefully he and future leaders of Virginia have learned this valuable lesson:

Proclaiming Confederate History Month, much less after it had ceased being customary, reopens old wounds while doing next to nothing to heal them. The classic Simpsons answer, “Slavery it is, sir!” is what people will remember about the war. And flying the Confederate flag and otherwise glorifying the war is simply offensive to most black Americans and quite a few others. And, as Hardy Jackson, as ardent a lover of the South as any man alive, taught me, it’s simply bad manners to go around hurting people’s feelings for no good reason.

Most rednecks have known it for awhile now.

We think like Jim Geraghty of The Campaign Spot, a former colleague of mine: “When it comes to the problems facing Virginia, I’d rank insufficient commemoration of Confederate History Month somewhere between 1861st and 1865th on the list.”

And we don’t align ourselves with misguided people who think Southerners should call themselves “Confederate Southern Americans.”


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Census Of The Confederacy
Posted on 03.27.10 by Danny Glover @ 2:19 pm

It’s time for another induction into the “Redneck Hall of Shame.” This time the dishonor goes to the outside-the-box thinkers at the Southern Legal Resource Center, who, with a straight face, are telling Southerners to claim their heritage as “Confederate Southern Americans” on their census forms. Why? So they can qualify for protection under civil rights law:

“We can start the process to give the southern community here in America a voice again, so that our concerns will be heard, and so that we will stop being harassed and persecuted because we are proud of our southern and Confederate ancestry.”

It’s true that many Southerners are unfairly ridiculed, usually with the all-encompassing insult “redneck” that inspired this blog. But to argue that such attacks qualify as harassment and persecution that qualifies for federal protection is bizarre — especially coming from a group that can’t let go of the Confederate flag. Characters like that need a heavy dose of enlightenment.


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I’m Just A Bad Idea Dressed As A Bill
Posted on 03.22.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:01 pm

The current Congress threw the “Schoolhouse Rocks” version of “I’m Just A Bill” out the Capitol window, so now there is a modern version to teach in civics class.

Here’s the gist of it in a few words, in case the hip-hop music grates on your ears like it did mine: “Don’t you get it. This isn’t what they teach you in school. This is D.C., baby — passin’ laws with other people’s dough. … You’ll be taxed and pay against your will.”


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Hayek vs. Keynes: An Econ 101 Rap
Posted on 01.25.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:54 pm

I had trouble grasping basic economics in college when I had a professor who covered the subject slowly and tediously. Whose bright idea was it to try to explain it in a rapid-fire rap video pitting free-market capitalist Friedrich August von Hayek against John Maynard Keynes, whose economic theories gave us modern big government?

Clever, yes, and mildly entertaining. I certainly enjoyed the video more than the 8:30 a.m. Econ 101 I skipped almost every day after the professor told the class that he wouldn’t be lecturing about anything we couldn’t get from the textbook and that we didn’t have to attend except on test days.

But I’m no more enlightened after watching it than I was before. The video, produced by Econ Stories for George Mason University’s Mercatus Center, is at least four minutes too long to gain much traction online; the music is so loud that it distracts from the educational message; and the characters rap too fast for the intellectual message to be absorbed.

That’s 7-1/2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. The things I do for this blog!


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Telling The Bible’s Stories In Coin
Posted on 12.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 6:01 pm

I’m a big fan of American coins, especially the older designs that contain something more creative than images of presidents. But with the exception of Guatemalan coins because that’s where our children were born, I’ve never paid much attention to foreign coins.

I’ve been missing a good series. Since 1995, Israel has been striking coins about biblical stories. This year’s coins, available in gold and silver and in different sizes, illustrate the story of Israeli judge Samson killing a lion with his bare hands.

Past coins have featured the Big Three patriarchs — Abraham, Isaac and Jacob — and characters such as Joseph, Moses and his sister Miriam, Solomon and the prophet Isaiah. The Tower of Babel makes an appearance, too.

Meanwhile, on $1 coins here in the United States that nobody uses, this year we’re celebrating presidential powerhouses William Henry Harrison (dead one month after his inauguration because he didn’t have, as the cliche says, the sense God gave a lemon), John Tyler, James K. Polk and Zachary Taylor.

It’s enough to make an all-American guy want to start collecting coins from Israel.


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Mugwumps In The News
Posted on 11.02.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:33 pm

When I was young, my grandfather had me convinced that a mugwump was a bird that sat on a fence with its “mug” on one side and its “wump” on the other. I liked the joke so much that Grandpa nicknamed me Mugwump.

That childhood nickname came to mind today as I read the latest piece by columnist Ross Douthat in The New York Times. The piece was about third parties in politics, and he referenced the Mugwumps.

They weren’t actually birds; they were a faction that left the Republican Party in the 1880s. Douthat sees value in such political offshoots:

They could provide a counterweight to the corruption associated with one-party rule, whether in solidly red states or deep-blue cities. They could get unorthodox candidates elected, and win hearings for unorthodox ideas. And they could help fulfill the promise of federalism, by organizing themselves around local particularities, rather than the national political divide.

Imagine if [Michael] Bloomberg, instead of using New York’s Republican Party as a flag of convenience, had spent his mayoralty building up a permanent third force in city politics — a good-government party, modeled after the 19th-century Mugwumps, that could provide a civic-minded counterweight to the Democratic machine.

Sign me up. I have more in common politically with Republicans than Democrats, but the GOP has wandered so far from its fiscal and social roots that I call myself a tertium quid, which is Latin for “third thing.” Another political faction adopted that term as its brand in the early 1800s.

Maybe I’ll start calling myself a mugwump instead, seeing as the word has a history in my family.

(I also had a nickname for Grandpa. I called him Tumblebug, a redneck synonym for the dung beetle that lays its eggs in manure.)


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The Hoax That Was Global Warming
Posted on 10.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:47 pm

Don Surber of the Charleston Daily Mail peers into the future and imagines how the historians of tomorrow will recount today’s misguided obsession with global warming that isn’t even real:

I can see it in the year 3000: “Ancient man had a superstition that burning coal warmed not only the fire but the entire planet. This was widespread and only a few people pointed out that nature comes in cycles. They were called heretics and ridiculed as illiterate, Bible-thumping, gun-clinging, racist, inbred, mouth-breathing, redneck conservatives who are an embarrassment to the Republican Party.”

‘Round these parts, we call those folks enlightened rednecks. We just laugh at people who spend millions of dollars to drown animated puppies in a quest to convince us to believe a lie.


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The Spectacle Of American Society
Posted on 10.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:19 pm

No one with a shred of nonpartisan objectivity will dare argue that President Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize he won yesterday based on any meaningful steps toward peace. Obama was nominated after 12 days of parties and meetings.

Like Jimmy Carter in 2002 and Al Gore in 2007, Obama won the award because he is a liberal and because he is not George W. Bush. The international community despises Bush, and the joke of a Nobel committee has become the venue of choice for sticking it to a world leader who kept America safe from terrorist attacks for the last seven-plus years of his presidency.

The Nobel made a spectacle of itself and of the presidency by giving a once-esteemed “peace” award to a president whose only noteworthy foreign policy decision to date was to order the killings of three Somali pirates in order to rescue an American hostage.

But perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised by the decision. It’s in perfect keeping with the spectacle of American society captured by a commenter at the blog Althouse (via Instapundit):

We elected a callow nobody as president on the strength of a few vacuous speeches. The health-care debate — driving trillions of dollars in anticipated future expenditures — got turned around by comments someone scrawled on Facebook, and now the Nobel Peace Prize committee has decided to award prizes for good intentions. It’s like no one’s even serious about anything anymore.

How true. But now is no time to start taking life seriously on this blog, so enjoy this satire:


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The Gospel According To Conservatives
Posted on 10.08.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:06 pm

When people mix politics and religion, they inevitably concoct recipes that are hard to swallow. The Conservative Bible Project, which is the brainchild of the subjectively written online encyclopedia Conservapedia, ranks at the top of the list — and I say that as a conservative.

The folks at Conservapedia are concerned about liberal bias in modern Bible translations, so they have taken it upon themselves to excise offensive terminology and replace it with words more pleasing to the conservative ear. There’s one glaring problem with the idea, summed up nicely by Ed Morrissey of Hot Air, one of the better writers in the conservative movement:

[I]f one believes the Bible to be the Word of God written for His purposes, which I do, then the idea of recalibrating the language to suit partisan political purposes in this age is pretty offensive — just as offensive as they see the “liberal bias” in existing translations. If they question the authenticity of the current translations, then the only legitimate process would be to work from the original sources and retranslate. And not just retranslate with political biases in mind, but to retranslate using proper linguistic processes and correct terminology.

All Bible translations have strengths and weaknesses, and conservatives are right to be wary of many modern versions, which arguably have more weaknesses than strengths. But the worst possible solution to the age-old dilemma of man translating God’s Word is to get political with the Bible. Conservative prejudice in scripture will lead a person to hell just as readily as the liberal variety.

Nothing good can come of the Conservative Bible Project, and much bad already has come. The effort has given atheists, heretics, pagans and every other enemy of God new and explosive ammunition for ridiculing the good news of the gospel and blaspheming God.

The best possible end to this story is for the much-deserved criticism from left and right to kill the project — and the sooner, the better.


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