Jay Leno Was Wrong About W.Va. — Again
Posted on 01.16.12 by Danny Glover @ 2:19 pm

I’ve had my work published in some of America’s top publications, including The New York Times, but there’s something special about seeing my byline for the first time in the local newspaper I delivered as a child — and in defense of my fellow West Virginians and Mountaineers.

After writing a blog post about Jay Leno’s West Virginia jokes, I asked the executive editor of The Intelligencer/Wheeling News-Register if he would be interested in publishing a column on the issue. He agreed. It ran in print yesterday and went online today.

Here are excerpts from the column (with one background link added by me):

For one magnificent moment after the Orange Bowl on Jan. 4, West Virginia University and the entire state of West Virginia were the talk of America. Sports fans were in awe of the Mountaineers, who set record after record in one of the greatest football games in college history.

We West Virginians should have known the hillbilly bashers wouldn’t let us bask in the glory for long, and sure enough, the predictable slam came less than 24 hours after the final whistle.

“And West Virginia beat Clemson in the Orange Bowl last night by a score of 70-33,” Jay Leno said in his “Tonight Show” monologue the day after the game. “West Virginia scored 70 points? Huh, West Virginia? They don’t score that high on their SATs.”

Leno apparently holds to the comedic philosophy that when all else fails — and the “Tonight Show” has been one big fail after another for the past two years — just tell a West Virginia joke. …

Leno hasn’t yet sunk as low as Vice President Dick Cheney, who scored a cheap laugh in 2008 by characterizing West Virginia as a state full of inbreeding rednecks. But he’s sliding toward that gutter. His latest jab alienated the West Virginians who still watch Leno and further infuriated those who long ago tuned out the “Tonight Show.” …

But that’s OK. We West Virginians don’t need the affirmation of entertainers or politicians or anyone else who finds joy in insulting us. Most Americans voted against West Virginia before the Orange Bowl, and as our Mountaineers boasted at the end of the game, most Americans were wrong.

They always are when it comes to Almost Heaven.

Read the whole column at the newspaper’s website.


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Jay Leno’s West Virginia Jokes
Posted on 01.06.12 by Danny Glover @ 9:17 pm

I remember going to a Jay Leno performance in Morgantown, W.Va., back in 1990. I enjoyed the show immensely, and so did thousands of other fans. Somehow I doubt Leno would be welcomed back with open arms to the home of West Virginia University now after his joke last night at the expense of WVU and West Virginians.

About six minutes into his monologue, Leno took this potshot at me and my peeps:

And West Virginia beat Clemson in the Orange Bowl last night by a score of 70-33. West Virginia scored 70 points? Huh, West Virginia? They don’t score that high on their SATs. That’s unbelievable. That’s amazing; that’s amazing.

The ignorant and stereotypical wisecrack drove many West Virginians to Leno’s Facebook page and to Twitter, where they have been voicing complaints about his attack on the people of the great Mountain State. Here’s a sampling of the responses: (more…)


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How To Win (And Lose) The Redneck Vote
Posted on 10.11.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:52 pm

The race to replace West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd has taken center stage on the national political scene over the past week thanks to a series of campaign advertisements, both good and bad.

The flurry of activity started with an ad released by the National Republican Senatorial Committee. Called “Stop Obama,” the ad featured flannel-clad actors in worn baseball caps saying West Virginians should keep Democratic candidate Joe Manchin, the current governor, in West Virginia so he doesn’t become “Washington Joe” and rubber stamp President Obama’s agenda.

The ad’s messaging and casting were brilliant, but the “casting call,” written by a consulting firm to the NRSC, was tone deaf. One five-letter word in the casting call that isn’t even a word — “hicky” — completely undermined the ad and forced the NRSC to pull it.

The ad gave Manchin ammunition to blast Republican rival John Raese and his national GOP allies for embracing the stereotype of West Virginians as hicks. Coming soon after news broke that Raese’s family lives in a Florida mansion whose driveway is paved in marble, the ad amplified the Democratic narrative that Raese doesn’t understand or appreciate the hard-working folk in the blue-collar Mountain State.

Manchin answered with his own ad over the weekend. “John Raese thinks we’re hicks,” the opening says as the NRSC ad plays in the background. “… It’s insulting — and he didn’t even apologize.”

Had Manchin stopped at that line of attack, he might have scored a few points with fence-sitting voters in the race. But the ad closed with a juvenile potshot at Raese’s wife: “Raese’s wife is registered in Florida, so she can’t event vote for him.”
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Living Elitist In Small-Town America
Posted on 08.25.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:39 pm

Amy Hinds, a teacher in Missouri, the author of the blog Living Single in Small-Town America, and a talented photographer, fancies herself a teacher. But by my reading of her latest blog entry, “Really … I Don’t Hate Rednecks,” she has much to learn, too.

It’s clear from the title and lighthearted tone of of Hinds’ essay that she’s not as hostile as most people who make a sport of mocking rednecks these days. But she has an elitist streak that is blinding her to who we rednecks really are.

A stubborn embrace of the Confederate flag does not a redneck make. Neither are sexism nor a contempt for English class the exclusive domain of rednecks. Plenty of highly educated men are chauvinist pigs who can’t write or speak coherently, and whose idea of a good book is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Ironically, Hinds plans to use her own redneck past to better connect with her students:

I am going to talk about growing up on a big farm, doing lots of farm chores, and how I still basically live on a farm. I’m going to tell my crazy stories about wild animals getting into my house and my having to shoot things like possums and raccoons. I’m going to put pictures I’ve taken of our farm (animals, equipment, etc.) and my niece and nephews dressed up in John Deere and hanging out on the farm as my screen saver for my school computer. Often, my screen saver is projected on the board, so they will see the pictures.

It’s a smart move on her part. Hopefully she’ll learn as much about rednecks this year as they learn from her. It sounds like they all need a good education.


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The War Of Redneck Aggression
Posted on 08.23.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:58 pm

Earlier this year, I earned my 15 seconds of fame in the international spotlight when BBC interviewed me about the meaning of the word redneck. I owe it all to comedian Robin Williams, whose jab at Australia as the home of English rednecks triggered an Australian attack on Alabama.

Now Williams is set to tour Australia, and he wants to make sure the Aussies and everyone else involved knows he was just doing his job — telling jokes and making people laugh. “That was pretty bizarre. I was like: ‘Wow! I’ve started an international incident! I don’t want to cause a war between Alabama and Australia — please no!’”


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How To Write Like A Purebred Elitist
Posted on 08.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 9:53 pm

Tom Harper, the writer of a blog called Who Hijacked Our Country from Olympic Peninsula, Wash., just submitted his entry for elitist of the year:

Let’s just pretend for a minute: Your parents are first cousins, you flunked out of school in first grade because finger-painting was too complicated, and your favorite hobby is pulling the wings off of flies. And now, one of your fellow retards has asked you and a hundred of your closest friends for your opinion.

Sadly, juvenile, name-calling tirades against rednecks like his are all too common in political circles. This tweet captures the spirit of the left perfectly: “The Democrats have selected their motto for the midterms: ‘Vote for us, you racist, hate-filled morons!’”


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Foolish Confederate Pride
Posted on 04.08.10 by Danny Glover @ 9:01 pm

Gov. Bob McDonnell made a foolish political calculation this week in resurrecting Confederate History Month from the ash heap of Virginia history, and rednecks everywhere are being tarnished as a result.

Every time Southerners get nostalgic about the way things were before the Civil War, people who rightly want to condemn the bigotry of the past against blacks engage in bigotry of their own. Yesterday it happened at The Huffington Post, where commentator Charles Ellison accused McDonnell of “Keeping It Redneck” by proclaiming April as Confederate History Month without also condemning the slavery of the Confederacy.

Ellison was right to criticize McDonnell. Virginia hasn’t recognized Confederate History Month in eight years, and by reviving it to score political points, he reopened a debate that should be closed by now. But his decision was not an “attempt to keep it redneck,” a phrase that Ellison subtly equated with racism, because “redneck” is not a synonym for “racist,” and celebrating Southern history is not necessarily racist.

McDonnell could have charted the better course Ed Morrissey described at Hot Air:

As a history buff myself, I agree that it’s important to study history, but that doesn’t require a Confederacy Appreciation Month, which is what this sounds like. McDonnell could have broadened the perspective to a Civil War History Month, which would have allowed for all of the issues in the nation’s only armed rebellion to be studied. This approach seems needlessly provocative and almost guaranteed to create problems for Republicans in Virginia and across the country.

Unfortunately, McDonnell gave Ellison an opening to perpetuate an intellectually lazy redneck stereotype before eventually backpedaling on the proclamation.

Hopefully he and future leaders of Virginia have learned this valuable lesson:

Proclaiming Confederate History Month, much less after it had ceased being customary, reopens old wounds while doing next to nothing to heal them. The classic Simpsons answer, “Slavery it is, sir!” is what people will remember about the war. And flying the Confederate flag and otherwise glorifying the war is simply offensive to most black Americans and quite a few others. And, as Hardy Jackson, as ardent a lover of the South as any man alive, taught me, it’s simply bad manners to go around hurting people’s feelings for no good reason.

Most rednecks have known it for awhile now.

We think like Jim Geraghty of The Campaign Spot, a former colleague of mine: “When it comes to the problems facing Virginia, I’d rank insufficient commemoration of Confederate History Month somewhere between 1861st and 1865th on the list.”

And we don’t align ourselves with misguided people who think Southerners should call themselves “Confederate Southern Americans.”


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The Global War On Rednecks
Posted on 04.05.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:04 am

American comedian Robin Williams sparked an international redneck incident last week, and BBC called little ol’ me to help set the world straight on all this fuss about rednecks.

First the back story: In a March 30 appearance on David Letterman’s show, Williams mocked Australians as “English rednecks.” “You down there, ‘How are ya? Good to see you. Hello.’” he said in his worst Aussie accent. “I realized that if Darwin had landed in Australia, he would have gone: ‘I’m wrong.’”

The jab didn’t set well with Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who threw the redneck charge back at America. “I think Robin Williams should go and spend a bit of time in Alabama before he frames comments about anyone being particularly redneck,” he said in a radio interview.

At that point, Alabama Gov. Bob Riley entered the rhetorical fray. “I’m not sure if Prime Minister Rudd has ever been to Alabama. If he has, he would know that Alabamians are decent, hard-working, creative people.”

Here’s where I enter the picture: The back-and-forth over who is and isn’t a redneck caught the attention of BBC, and someone there found this Web site. Last Thursday, Alex Last of “The World Today” sent me this e-mail:

We were thinking of doing a segment on the spat between Robin Williams/Kevin Rudd/governor of Alabama and why the term “redneck” has created such a storm. Let me know what you think.

The next day BBC’s Leila Touwen recorded a telephone interview with me, and my “expert” insights into the state of being redneck aired yesterday. You can listen to BBC’s redneck segment here, starting at about the 20-minute, 40-second mark, but here’s what I told the British broadcaster:
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‘The Wrong Kind Of White People’
Posted on 04.03.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:45 pm

Rednecks are “the wrong kind of white people.” That’s why the “right kind” of white people — the elitists who look down their noses at rednecks — are trying their hardest to marginalize tea partiers as racist, extremist, downright scary people:

The wrong kind of white person is the one that “right kind” white people want to avoid when camping (the one in the RV); the one that watches Leno; the one who doesn’t like hummus or find Sarah Silverman funny. It’s the one who, when he goes to San Francisco, makes the Rocket Boat the highlight of the trip. It’s the white person who drives a truck, not to reject the political statement of driving a Prius but because he needs it for work. Sarah Palin, even though she’s a strong woman, in a Native American, union household with a disabled child, and an unwed, single-mother daughter is the wrong kind of white person.

Even a congressman who himself was unfairly attacked as a racist on the campaign trail played the race-baiting, tea-party-bashing game this week:

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Sarah Palin’s Redneck Teleprompter
Posted on 03.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:29 pm

The Urban Dictionary gained a new entry and definition last month courtesy of “2008 Enlightened Redneck of the Year” Sarah Palin. The entry: redneck teleprompter. The definition: “Crib notes written on a public speaker’s hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.”

Palin’s decision to fill the palm of her hand with the few verbal cues before a big speech predictably earned her the scorn of elitists like Mary Kate Cary in U.S. News & World Report:

At a certain age and at a certain professional level, it’s really not cool to write the big stuff down on your hand. Yellow stickies, maybe. BlackBerry, maybe. But if you were sitting in your doctor’s office after an exam, and saw that he’d written on his hand: “Diagnose Illness … Write Prescription,” you’d be more than alarmed. …

Like the Tea Party keynote speech she gave and her book before that, this incident shows that she doesn’t care to take the time to be prepared, to engage in serious policy discussions, or even to rely on issue briefing materials before speaking.

But Palin got the last laugh the next day during an appearance in Texas. She wrote “Hi Mom!” on her palm when she knew the whole Palin-hating media world would be watching:


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Redneck Bigotry: It’s Academic
Posted on 03.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:55 pm

While redneck bigotry emanates from the mouths of ignoramuses in Washington, Hollywood and other elite coastal locales with great regularity, it’s rare in the heartland. But the elites do find their way to places like Nebraska now and then — usually at institutions of so-called higher learning.

So it is with Josh Loomis, a writer for the Daily Nebraskan, the school paper at the University of Nebraska. Like most journalists at college publications — even at places like my alma mater, West Virginia University — Loomis looks down his highbrow nose at people who cling to their guns, wear camouflage, drive trucks and know how to have a good time.

He tries to pretend, based on his major (fisheries and wildlife) and his companions, that he’s just one of the redneck boys. But Loomis’ column about the “Top 10 Things You Might/Might Not Know About Rednecks” oozes with condescension. Here are three tidbits that stood out to me:

  • “All rednecks (at least redneck men), either chew (’chaw’) or smoke. If they tell you they don’t do either of them, they are lyin’.”
  • “Four-wheel drive isn’t an option: It’s a necessity.”
  • “Beer. Rednecks of both sexes love beer.”

I despise tobacco; I’m a lifelong tee-teetotaler; and although I’d love to own a four-wheel-drive truck, I drive a recalled Toyota. But I’m proud to wear the redneck label.

Loomis clearly needs to be enlightened as to the diverse ways of the redneck. The stereotypes hatched in his academic mind are not a reflection of reality.


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The Confederate Flag: A Symbol Of Idiocy
Posted on 02.20.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 pm

I wish Southerners would abandon their obsession with the Confederate flag as the best symbol of their heritage because too many racists have made it a symbol of idiocy, and their bad behavior is giving rednecks a bad name.

The latest example is the anonymous loser in South Carolina who planted the flag in the yard of James Case and his wife, an interracial couple. The loser is the newest dishonoree in the “Redneck Hall of Shame.”

Brian Hicks, a columnist at The Post and Courier, rightly took him to task in print:

With a thing like this, people quickly make up their minds. If it walks like a redneck and talks like a redneck, it must be a redneck — what other motive could there be?

So whoever you geniuses are, thanks for perpetuating ugly stereotypes about South Carolina. Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in. …

“I’m sure the flag is not racist to a lot of people,” Case said. “But when it’s used like that, I don’t think there is any other interpretation.”

That’s exactly right. Not everyone who is interested in, or commemorates, our state’s history is a racist. But anyone who would do this most assuredly is. There is a big difference, and it’s something more people need to realize.

True rednecks need to realize it more than anyone and loudly condemn everyone who uses the Confederate flag to make a racist statement. And think twice about using the flag at all. Like it or not, the flag has been forever tarnished because of the racists who embraced it as a symbol of segregation.


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Elitist Of 2009: Stephen Fowler
Posted on 12.31.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:36 pm

Nothing says anti-American “elitism” like condescension with a British accent, and Stephen Fowler mastered it in his appearance on “Wife Swap.” His performance earns him the dishonor of “Elitist of the Year” for 2009.

By way of reminder, here are a few nuggets of bigoted wisdom from Fowler:

  • “I think the worst thing that James [Fowler's son] could do would [be to] tell me that he wanted to move to Missouri. What is wrong with the United States in the middle of the country is that people, frankly, are just like you [Gayla Long]. … Uneducated, simple and without a clue about what’s going on in the world. You are undereducated, over-opinionated, and you’re overweight.”
  • Speaking to his children: “From tomorrow, we have the pleasure of pretending we live in some podunk town in the middle of Missouri. … If you live in a podunk town, your worldview is going to be very restricted. I don’t see how someone could be offended by the term podunk town.”
  • Speaking to Gayla after she jumbled the word “agenda”: “Oh, agenda. OK, that’s a big word for you — given that your two languages appear to be bad English and redneck.”
  • Speaking to Gayla: “Look, you dumb redneck. I’ve already told you once.”
    Speaking to Alan Long: “You know, I just spent the worst week of my life with your wife. So if you expect me to bring enlightened joy into this meeting, you’re off your trolley path.”
  • Fowler and his wife — who definitely do not live in the same America as this year’s enlightened redneck winners, the tea party activists — put their California home on the market in September.


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Chris Needham Is A Bigot
Posted on 12.24.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:44 pm

Save for the name, I used the headline above back in April for a post about actress Janeane Garofalo, but sometimes simplicity, and redundancy, make a point. And Chris Needham of NBC Washington — like Garofalo and others who arrogantly trash rednecks and hillbillies and West Virginians and people in “flyover country” — is a bigot, plain and simple.

Needham typically covers sports but apparently thought it would be a fun journalistic change of pace to cover a completely foreign topic, e-government in West Virginia, and in the process insult an entire group of people — my people.

West Virginia Discovers the Internet,” he mocked in the headline. He then derided the Mountain State as “our yokel neighbors to the West” and told lies about her people living in “tar-paper shacks,” lacking electricity and “pooping in the backyard.” (Note to Needham: The word “West” isn’t capitalized when it’s a directional reference rather than a reference to the states in the West. We yokels learned that in journalism school at West Virginia University.)

NBC quickly yanked the article, but thankfully, West Virginia native (born and raised just a few miles from my home town, Paden City) and fellow journalist Jacque Jo Bland posted the screen capture linked above on her blog, Girl of Words, for posterity. She also smacked down Needham quite effectively, and considering that Bland and I followed similar paths to where we are today, all I have to say is, “What she said!”:

Someone as poor, disadvantaged, backwards and well, stupid, as me got to the same city you did. Ouch. You didn’t think a place like D.C. hired toothless, cousin-molesting inbreeders from West Virginia, did you?

Oh, and Chris? I’m not the only one. Several of your colleagues in this city are native West Virginians. None of us are too pleased with you right now.
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The Truth About American Rednecks
Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:22 pm

Frank Borelli, the editor-in-chief of New American Truth, fits the redneck stereotype. He was born and raised in Appalachia and subsisted in part on the food that his family, including a mother who dropped out of high school in the ninth grade, farmed and hunted.

But he knows there is far more to rednecks than the stereotype and is proud to be one:

As I was raised, I was taught that there was nothing derogatory about the term “redneck.” In my family’s experience the term was simply used to refer to hard-working farmers who literally did have red necks because of the time spent working under the sun. Those same farmers were usually quite polite, respectful, and if not well-educated, at least not ignorant or simple.

Sure, there are some uneducated and simple people who are farmers. There are also uneducated and simple people who are secretaries, mechanics, security guards and politicians. That doesn’t mean that all of them are simple or uneducated.

Rednecks — those polite, hard-working folks who earn their living working with their hands under the sun — would be more likely to stop and assist a stranded motorist with a flat tire or overheated car than other folks. Those rednecks know what true hospitality is because they value their home and the family in it more than a great many folks who value their home based on equity or market value. Rednecks might tend toward larger families because they consider every child a blessing delivered by God — and another set of hands to eventually work the farm when they’re old enough.

Well said. And Borelli has much more to say on the topic. Read the whole essay.


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