‘Fiscal Child Abuse’ In America
Posted on 09.01.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:01 am

About six weeks from now, Americans will get a fiscal wake-up call in the form of a new documentary titled “I Want Your Money.” I love that it’s being released just before the election — the perfect time to remind taxpayers how Washington has robbed them over the past two years — and I hope it’s enough to make voters take a throw-the-spending-bums-out stand at the ballot box.

Here’s the trailer to the movie. Spread it far and wide, and invite your friends to go see it:


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Congress 101: How To Avoid Angry Voters
Posted on 08.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:24 pm

Remember all those angry town-hall meetings last summer? Wondering why similar clashes between congressmen and the people they purport to represent haven’t materialized this August? Heritage for America has the answer in this video:


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Deserted With Barack Obama
Posted on 08.20.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:10 pm

I like the way Tim Carney thinks. The newly promoted senior political columnist at the Washington Examiner had this to say when the media blog FishbowlDC asked, in its lighthearted interview series, who he would want as his lone companion on a desert island:

Barack Obama — because then Barack Obama would be trapped on a desert island. Nothing personal, but this could slow the growth of government. Also, the military would try to find us.

And here’s another great Carney quip from the interview: “When and why did you last laugh so hard you had tears in your eyes? When I asked my 3-year-old the president’s name, and she answered ‘Big Government.’”

It’s pretty clear that Carney talks politics in front of his kids as much as I do. Mine like to buy me Obama knick-knacks as gag gifts. I cherish them all because it’s the humorous thought that counts.


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Escalating Metro Incompetence
Posted on 08.19.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:07 pm

I went nearly two blessed years without having commute regularly into Washington from our home in Northern Virginia, so I had forgotten how incompetent the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority is at running a functional and efficient Metro system. WMATA has worked overtime to remind me since in the four months since my return to the commuting life.

I spend most of my commute on Virginia Railway Express — that’s another whiny story — but I do take a brief trips on Metro each day, from L’Enfant Plaza to Metro Center and back. I exit Metro Center at G and 12 streets. The escalators there have worked maybe 15 percent of the time since I joined the David All Group.

Today I noticed the chicken-scratched sign above. Metro’s incompetence even extends to signage. What, you raise our fares twice this summer but still can’t afford a good sign?

Sadly, the failures of our capital city’s public transportation are escalating (pun intended). Here’s a telling nugget from a May column in the Washington Examiner:

[A] year later, after millions of dollars have been funneled to WMATA and customers subjected to fare hikes, has service improved? On April 29 last year when I last wrote on these pages about WMATA there were fifty three escalators outages, and nine unexpected service disruptions.

One year later, there were 63 escalator outages and 14 disruptions. Not only have service conditions not improved with increased government support, they have gotten worse!

All the more reason to appreciate the all-too-brief respite I had as a telecommuter.


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A Stimulating Quiz
Posted on 08.13.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:42 pm

If a pretty woman were to stop you on the street and quiz you about the money the federal government spent to stimulate the economy (which didn’t work), could you tell her which projects were real and which were fake?


The organization that brought this video to you is appropriately named Bankrupting America because that’s exactly what our elected officials are doing.


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Making Lemonade Out Of Bureaucratic Lemons
Posted on 08.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:36 am

A couple of weeks ago, our 5-year-old daughter opened a lemonade stand for a day at Mamaw’s house in my hometown. She probably broke a local ordinance when she did, but Paden City, W.Va., doesn’t have a Lemonade Police Unit. Portland, Ore., apparently does:

It’s hardly unusual to hear small-business owners gripe about licensing requirements or complain that heavy-handed regulations are driving them into the red.

So when Multnomah County shut down an enterprise last week for operating without a license, you might just sigh and say, there they go again.

Except this entrepreneur was a 7-year-old named Julie Murphy. Her business was a lemonade stand at the Last Thursday monthly art fair in Northeast Portland. The government regulation she violated? Failing to get a $120 temporary restaurant license.

A county official later apologized for the actions of a health inspector on a power trip. “I just feel like we have to be able to distinguish between a 7-year-old who is selling lemonade and trying to learn about business and someone who actually has a business,” Jeff Cogen said.

Ya think?


Filed under: Business and Family and Food and Government and News & Politics and West Virginia
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State Rocks: Coal vs. Serpentine
Posted on 07.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:00 am

You can tell a lot about a state by the rock that represents it.

Take West Virginia. My home state chose coal as its state rock in 2009, a selection that makes perfect sense because of what the black rocks buried deep within the Mountain State mean both economically and culturally to her people. For better or worse, West Virginia would not be what it is without coal.

Then there’s California, home to an array of reprehensible characters — from the cultural “elites” in La La Land to the degenerates in San Franciso. The rock that represents them: serpentine, a stone laced with deadly asbestos.

Score one for the enlightened rednecks. West Virginians know how to pick a state rock.


Filed under: Government and History and Human Interest and News & Politics and Rednecks and West Virginia
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Watchdogs On The Congressional Payroll
Posted on 07.13.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:13 pm

John Dougherty doesn’t have much of a chance to win Arizona’s U.S. Senate seat this year, but I like the way the former investigative journalist thinks:

[Dougherty] said last week he’d hire up to a dozen investigative reporters to root out government waste and corruption if elected.

The team of reporters would act as a government watchdog, aggressively reporting on government agencies and programs. Their findings, Dougherty said, would be used in regular oversight committee hearings.

“There’s not a lot of accountability out there,” Dougherty said.

It’s a brilliant idea. The founding fathers designed a system of checks and balances so no one branch of government gained undue power, and Congress needs to take its role as a watchdog of the executive branch more seriously. Who better to do the work than journalists who not only have been trained to expose government’s flaws but who also know how to tell great stories?

I wouldn’t vote for a candidate just because he’s pushing the idea, but I would like to see people in power give the concept a try.


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RIP, ‘Big Daddy’ Bobby Byrd
Posted on 07.01.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:24 pm

The Senate lost its heart and soul this week. Robert Byrd, a constitutional scholar and good ol’ boy from West Virginia coal country, died after serving in the Senate for more than a half-century — longer than anyone in history. He was the epitome of an enlightened redneck.

Byrd, who was 92, made one last appearance on the Senate floor today. An honor guard carried his body into the chamber to lie in state. It was the first time since 1959, the year Byrd was first elected to the Senate, that senators had paid tribute to one of their own in such fashion.

Politically, I was not a Byrd man. I never voted for him when I lived in the great Mountain State, and I detest to this day the pork-barrel politics he mastered. Money is the most corrupting influence in politics, and pork too often is all about rewarding political allies with taxpayers’ money.

But I always respected Byrd for his love of family, his commitment to the Constitution, his eloquent defenses of the legislative branch in general and the Senate in particular, and his passion for the state we both love. Robert C. Byrd was a statesman with an expensive soft spot for West Virginia, and while I wish the practice of earmarking federal funds would die with the “King of Pork,” I forgive him that flaw.

Rest in peace, “Big Daddy.”


Filed under: Government and History and News & Politics and People and Video and West Virginia
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How ‘Bout I Put This ‘Gun Up Your Butt’?
Posted on 05.22.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:51 am

When a public official resorts to crudely threatening an inquisitive reporter with a rifle to make a point about gun control, he’s already lost the debate. So it was with Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.

At a press conference to defend his city’s handgun ban, Daley said this to a reporter who dared ask how effective the ban has been: “It’s been very effective. If I put this up your butt, you’ll find out how effective it is. Let me put a round up your, you know.”

(Hat tip to Don Surber)

Daley later apologized for the comment — sort of. “Sure, I’ll be sorry. I’m not going to sing the [1960 Brenda Lee] song ‘I’m Sorry’ now, but sure, you can write it. But I hope I shocked you that you can write about now the gun manufacturers.”

But his apology was about as effective as … the city’s handgun ban.

I hereby proclaim Daley the first winner of the “Real Leaders of Genius” award here at The Enlightened Redneck. He’s earned it.


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Foolish Confederate Pride
Posted on 04.08.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:01 pm

Gov. Bob McDonnell made a foolish political calculation this week in resurrecting Confederate History Month from the ash heap of Virginia history, and rednecks everywhere are being tarnished as a result.

Every time Southerners get nostalgic about the way things were before the Civil War, people who rightly want to condemn the bigotry of the past against blacks engage in bigotry of their own. Yesterday it happened at The Huffington Post, where commentator Charles Ellison accused McDonnell of “Keeping It Redneck” by proclaiming April as Confederate History Month without also condemning the slavery of the Confederacy.

Ellison was right to criticize McDonnell. Virginia hasn’t recognized Confederate History Month in eight years, and by reviving it to score political points, he reopened a debate that should be closed by now. But his decision was not an “attempt to keep it redneck,” a phrase that Ellison subtly equated with racism, because “redneck” is not a synonym for “racist,” and celebrating Southern history is not necessarily racist.

McDonnell could have charted the better course Ed Morrissey described at Hot Air:

As a history buff myself, I agree that it’s important to study history, but that doesn’t require a Confederacy Appreciation Month, which is what this sounds like. McDonnell could have broadened the perspective to a Civil War History Month, which would have allowed for all of the issues in the nation’s only armed rebellion to be studied. This approach seems needlessly provocative and almost guaranteed to create problems for Republicans in Virginia and across the country.

Unfortunately, McDonnell gave Ellison an opening to perpetuate an intellectually lazy redneck stereotype before eventually backpedaling on the proclamation.

Hopefully he and future leaders of Virginia have learned this valuable lesson:

Proclaiming Confederate History Month, much less after it had ceased being customary, reopens old wounds while doing next to nothing to heal them. The classic Simpsons answer, “Slavery it is, sir!” is what people will remember about the war. And flying the Confederate flag and otherwise glorifying the war is simply offensive to most black Americans and quite a few others. And, as Hardy Jackson, as ardent a lover of the South as any man alive, taught me, it’s simply bad manners to go around hurting people’s feelings for no good reason.

Most rednecks have known it for awhile now.

We think like Jim Geraghty of The Campaign Spot, a former colleague of mine: “When it comes to the problems facing Virginia, I’d rank insufficient commemoration of Confederate History Month somewhere between 1861st and 1865th on the list.”

And we don’t align ourselves with misguided people who think Southerners should call themselves “Confederate Southern Americans.”


Filed under: Culture and Government and Hatin' On Rednecks and History and News & Politics and People and Rednecks
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Rednecks For Mandatory Gun Ownership
Posted on 04.03.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:45 am

This is a hypothetical scenario in the form of a law exam question, but as Instapundit Glenn Reynolds says, it’s “a fun hypothetical” that actually has constitutional weight behind it:

Assume that the United States can lawfully force the people of the States to buy health insurance using Congress’ commerce power.

After a string of cartel-related violent incidents in northern Mexico, a National Militia Act is lawfully enacted by Congress and signed into law by POTUS, compelling every law-abiding American citizen age 18 and older to buy two firearms — a revolver and a rifle — and to acquire firearms training to better provide for domestic security.

A similar law has existed in Switzerland for many years; and although a plurality of Americans support it, opposition to it has been strident, if not strong. Gun-control advocates — most of them progressives — have painted the act as a giveaway to gun manufacturers and a threat to peace and order in their communities.

What arguments would you make if you were the attorney general for your state and your governor commanded you to file a lawsuit to attempt to invalidate the mandate on constitutional grounds? Do not refer to the Commerce Clause in your answer.

It’s also proof that there is at least one enlightened redneck who went to law school. If word of this idea spreads, rednecks across the land may start lobbying for it.

UPDATE: I tweaked the text slightly to reflect the correction in the comment below from the brains behind the idea of mandatory gun ownership.


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #28
Posted on 04.02.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:05 am

We want to teach our children reading, writing and arithmetic in a loving family atmosphere, not turn them over to an education bureaucracy that thinks “school-homing” is the way to go.

What’s school-homing, you ask? Schools that dedicate as much or more time and resources to “extras” like social services and school-based clinics that offer reproductive health counseling and contraceptives, among other things. The Heritage Foundation makes the educational case against such nonsense in schools:

At the classroom level, such policies put demands on teachers that they can’t fulfill. Most teachers and administrators will readily admit they can’t make up for the fundamental role of the family and don’t want to.

At the same time, it’s frustrating for teachers if some parents don’t engage adequately in their children’s education because of challenges in their own personal lives. But the answer isn’t to push more government interventions into family life via public schools. It’s to start restraining government to its constitutional role, limiting public schools to their basic educational purpose, looking to civil society to restore family and community life, and empowering parents with real authority over and resources to direct their children’s education and upbringing.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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The Tipping Point For Guam
Posted on 04.01.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:11 am

Whoa there, admiral, you can’t relocate U.S. Marines and their families to Guam because it’s a tiny island and the extra weight may cause her to capsize!

I’m paraphrasing, but that’s the gist of what Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga., said at a recent congressional hearing in a rambling query to his witness. The exact quote, starting at about 1:15 in the video: “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”

And somehow the admiral kept a straight face when answering, “We don’t anticipate that.”

(Hot Air notes that Johnson is rather ill with Hepatitis C, but he has been for a while and loss of mental faculties doesn’t appear to be a symptom of the disease. I don’t think that explains his disconnect from reality in this instance.)


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #27
Posted on 03.31.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:24 am

This one comes courtesy of fellow journalist/blogger Robert Stacy McCain, who explained in an interview at the blog Jumping In Pools why home is the school for his children:

Parents have to understand that the problems of public schools are not temporary, isolated and episodic, they are chronic, pervasive and systemic. Whatever you have to sacrifice in order to save your children from the menace of the government school bureaucracy, that sacrifice is worth it. …

Government schools are just another form of welfare slavery. Stop sending your kids to those liberal indoctrination camps. However crappy a job you think you might do as a home-schooler, you could hardly do a worse job than the overpaid government bureaucrats at your local public school.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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