Politically Incorrect Interior Decorating
Posted on 01.27.09 by Danny Glover @ 8:32 pm

An enlightened redneck decorates his home with all kinds of oddball knick-knacks, political and otherwise (to the extent that his pretentious Southern wife will let him).

A case in point is this Bill Clinton “draft dodger” that I bought years ago as a Christmas gift for Grandpa Tumblebug. Hang it on your doorknob until winter, and then lay it in the gap between the floor and the bottom of the exterior door to dodge the draft of cold air.

Grandpa and my uncle Howard kept it on the door of their electronics shop for years (the yellow stains from all of the chain-smoking in the shop bear witness to that fact). Soon after Grandpa died in 2006, my mother gave Clinton back to me. He hangs on the back of our front door to this day, except when the kids hide him to tease me.

I also display the macaroni and cheese I got at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. It’s in the same office where I display the picture I took of Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher when I went to the White House in 1988 and the controversial “Obama Waffles” I bought at the 2008 Values Voter Summit. My other goodies include a deck of cards that features all of the presidential candidates on the ballot in New Hampshire in 2000 from my visit there.

That mix of political souvenirs, along with my memorabilia from West Virginia University and Guatemala, no doubt would leave visitors baffled about me. Republican or Democrat? Redneck or enlightened one?

But newcomers rarely see my treasures. My wife begs me to hide them when we have friends to the house for the first time so as not to shock them with my politically incorrect interior decorating techniques. I usually oblige.


Filed under: An Enlightened Redneck ... and Family and Friends and History and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and West Virginia
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25 Random Facts About Danny Glover
Posted on 01.20.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:12 pm

I was tagged today in the Facebook game “25 Random Facts About Me.” My answers may provide more insight into what it means to be an enlightened redneck, so here they are:

  • I have an irrational fear of extreme weather, everything from tornadoes to lightning and flash floods. Those fears have led to some embarrassing moments as I sought shelter — quickly.
  • I have a love-hate relationship with bears. I love their raw power enough to own several bear books and to have written a term paper about grizzlies. But I hate the idea of camping in the wild in part because of my equally irrational fear of being eaten by a bear.
  • I have had some strange nicknames through the years. They include Dan Danner Clementine (grade school), Roughy (high school) and Mugwump (family). The latter was given to me by “Grandpa Tumblebug.” I’m sure there are others I’ve repressed.
  • I can’t remember much about my childhood, but my earliest memory, at age 4, is of being upset that my parents didn’t name my youngest brother, Darren, after me. Little boy, big ego!
  • I played the trumpet for years. I fell out of love with the band during concert season as a sophomore and quit as a junior, but I wish I had never sold my King Silver Flair.
  • (more…)


Filed under: Culture and Family and Fishing and Friends and Hunting & Guns and Media and News & Politics and People and Religion and Sports and Technology and West Virginia
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A Classmate Murdered
Posted on 01.06.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 am

When you live in the nation’s capital long enough, murder loses its shock value. Although fewer people are killed annually than when I moved to the D.C. area in 1991, murder remains in the news often enough that, sadly, you just come to expect it in a city once known as the “murder capital” of the country.

But sometimes the shock hits home. It did for me late last night when I heard, via Facebook, that a classmate of mine from high school had been found dead in the woods behind a convenience store. The initial newsflash sounded suspicious, and sure enough, the police in New Martinsville, W.Va., are now treating the discovery of Mike Ryan’s body as a homicide.

I’m still trying to process the news. Mike was a bit of a wild child in high school and the report I heard from the 20th reunion party I missed (on purpose) led me to believe that he hadn’t changed much. He apparently also had a police record related to his drinking.

But we grew up in Paden City, a peaceful town of about 3,500 people a few miles south of New Martinsville. Murder is a rarity not just there but throughout the area and the state. It’s big news when someone is killed. When I worked at the newspaper in Morgantown, W.Va., during and just after college, the editors marveled that Marion County seemed to have a murder a month.

The eeriness that has overtaken me the last 24 hours is much like the rush of emotions I felt in June 1995 upon arriving at work to hear the news that a colleague had been shot and killed. The details of what happened to Mike are not yet known, but David Kaplan was a victim of unfortunate timing:

After a typical late night at work, Kaplan had returned to the Arlington, Virginia, home in which he was renting an apartment. According to police, when Kaplan arrived a 20-year-old relative of one of the residents had just murdered two residents of the building. The disturbed young man, an apparent stranger to Kaplan, then turned the gun on him.

I had been working closely with Dave on a freelance basis to help edit content for the new legislative database he was spearheading at Congressional Quarterly. Soon after Dave’s death, his boss and mine asked me to head Dave’s team, a promotion I accepted hesitantly because it just felt weird.

I don’t have the same close connection to Mike Ryan that I had to Dave. In fact, I can’t recall having seen him since we graduated in 1985. But it just feels weird to know not only that Mike is gone at the young age of 41 but that he appears to be a victim of murder.

Memories of Mike and of the pleasantly sheltered life we once lived in Paden City have been flooding my mind today. I miss the days when murder was just the stuff of Hollywood movies that my parents wouldn’t let me watch.


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