The Birthday Waffle Makers
Posted on 08.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:35 pm

This year for my wife’s birthday, the children made waffles in Mommy’s new gift, a Belgian waffle maker. I forced them to decorate and wear birthday aprons.

They weren’t too thrilled about starring in the video, but Lord willing, we’ll all enjoy watching it together 20 years from now.

I also edited another family video over the weekend, one of my 10-year-old son mowing our lawn for the first time. I had him in mind last week when I replaced our dead mower with a self-propelled version that has an adjustable height setting.

Anthony is eager to start a lawn business so he can buy electronic games. We’re teaching him to save a large chunk of his earnings and to reinvest in his business by buying other tools. But if the desire to buy the latest gadgets motivates him to do hard work, the mower will be a worthwhile investment not just for our own lawn but for his character.


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Dad Life
Posted on 07.09.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:31 am

Only bits and pieces of this video (and the lyrics) resemble my “Dad Life” — there’s not a laptop, recliner or iPhone to be found — but I like it anyway.

I do know this: I’d like to have a yard big enough to justify buying an awesome riding mower like the one in the video. I hate cutting the grass with my puttering push mower, but if I had a sweet, more-power ride like that, I’d be all into manicuring my “man-scape.”


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #30
Posted on 07.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:22 pm

We want our children to get an education without being subjected to all the stressful and counterproductive pressures of a system created by the government and run by bureaucrats.

Watch the trailer for the documentary “Race to Nowhere: The Dark Side of America’s Achievement Culture” for a glimpse of what formal education has become:

To be fair, part of me wonders, after watching the video, whether the bigger problem is that we have reared a generation of whiny kids who cry “Woe is me!” because they have to do homework to get ahead. But I also think this is a valid point:

[W]hat’s documented here is that everyone from the federal government to state and local governments, to teachers unions, to school districts, to administrators, to teachers, and yes, parents have contrived — not conspired because the “good intentions” thing is definitely present — to royally screw kids up, steal their very childhoods, stress them out to the max and generally do them the double disservice of both wreaking havoc in their lives, and for most of them, not really educating them. It’s all downside, or mostly so.

Teaching done right will make children love to learn, and loving parents focused on educating just a few children can do the job better than most “trained” teachers in today’s schools.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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The Untold Sarah Palin Story
Posted on 02.23.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:43 pm

In an interview with The Onion’s A.V. Club, liberal blogger Ana Marie Cox, definitely no fan of former Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin, told the story of Palin’s 2008 campaign rallies that Cox said should have been told back then:

I went to a fair number of Sarah Palin rallies during the campaign, and my friends would say, “Man, the pitchfork-wavers are really out there today.” I thought that, too, but then I started to talk to people, and they weren’t all angry. That’s just lazy.

The story that should’ve gotten written, that was really interesting to me, was how at every rally there were families with children with Down syndrome. They weren’t there to support Sarah Palin politically. They were really happy that there was someone in the national spotlight doing what they have to do every day. When you think about what it takes to take a child with Down syndrome to a political rally, I found that really moving.

Why didn’t Cox tell the story back then? Why didn’t her media colleagues? Lazy is part of the equation, as Cox admitted. But it was also more politically useful to promote the caricature of Palin fans as crazy, redneck racists than to portray them as loving, committed parents.


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Spanked Children Are Happy Children
Posted on 01.04.10 by Danny Glover @ 3:21 pm

News that will not make loony liberal Joy Behar happy: “Young children spanked by their parents may grow up to be happier and more successful than those who have never been hit.”

A psychology professor at Calvin College in Grand Rapids, Mich., reached that conclusion in a study of 2,600 children, a fourth of whom had never been spanked. “The claims made for not spanking children fail to hold up. They are not consistent with the data,” said Marjorie Gunnoe, the study’s author. “I think of spanking as a dangerous tool, but there are times when there is a job big enough for a dangerous tool. You just don’t use it for all your jobs.”

Her statement reflects the enlightened redneck view of physical discipline.

I was particularly intrigued by the conclusion that spanking children older than 6 and into adolescence may lead to more behavioral problems. That makes sense to me. The reality is that if parents will physically discipline their toddlers when warranted, they typically won’t need to discipline their children as often as they get older, when other forms of punishment such as withholding privileges like television or videogame time are more effective.


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Elitist Of 2009: Stephen Fowler
Posted on 12.31.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:36 pm

Nothing says anti-American “elitism” like condescension with a British accent, and Stephen Fowler mastered it in his appearance on “Wife Swap.” His performance earns him the dishonor of “Elitist of the Year” for 2009.

By way of reminder, here are a few nuggets of bigoted wisdom from Fowler:

  • “I think the worst thing that James [Fowler's son] could do would [be to] tell me that he wanted to move to Missouri. What is wrong with the United States in the middle of the country is that people, frankly, are just like you [Gayla Long]. … Uneducated, simple and without a clue about what’s going on in the world. You are undereducated, over-opinionated, and you’re overweight.”
  • Speaking to his children: “From tomorrow, we have the pleasure of pretending we live in some podunk town in the middle of Missouri. … If you live in a podunk town, your worldview is going to be very restricted. I don’t see how someone could be offended by the term podunk town.”
  • Speaking to Gayla after she jumbled the word “agenda”: “Oh, agenda. OK, that’s a big word for you — given that your two languages appear to be bad English and redneck.”
  • Speaking to Gayla: “Look, you dumb redneck. I’ve already told you once.”
    Speaking to Alan Long: “You know, I just spent the worst week of my life with your wife. So if you expect me to bring enlightened joy into this meeting, you’re off your trolley path.”
  • Fowler and his wife — who definitely do not live in the same America as this year’s enlightened redneck winners, the tea party activists — put their California home on the market in September.


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Note To Self: Avoid Sweden
Posted on 12.30.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:05 pm

As the parent of three home-schooled children, I don’t want to visit a country that seizes children from parents who see themselves as the best educators:

Swedish authorities forcibly removed Dominic Johansson from his parents, Christer and Annie Johansson, in June of last year from a plane they had boarded to move to Annie’s home country of India. The officials did not have a warrant, nor have they charged the Johanssons with any crime. The officials seized the child because they believe home schooling is an inappropriate way to raise a child and insist the government should raise Dominic instead.

“It’s one of the most disgraceful abuses of power we have ever witnessed,” said [Homeschool Legal Defense Association] attorney Mike Donnelly. “The Swedish government says it is exercising its authority under the U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child in their unnecessary break up of this family. In addition, the Swedish Parliament is considering an essential ban on home schooling. We have heard that other home-schooling families in Sweden are having more difficulty with local officials. We fear that all home-schooling families in that country are at risk.”

I’d like to think a crime against parents like that could never happen in America, but the undercurrent of animosity toward homeschoolers that prompted a California court to rule against parents in 2008 may be strong enough to this country in that direction one day.


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Exposing Filth In American Schools
Posted on 12.11.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:21 pm

American schools are full of filth, and as a Christian, I wrestle internally about how to respond to it. On the one hand, I want to awaken mature adults, and especially parents, to reality by showing them the kind of content that passes for educational material these days. On the other hand, some of the content is so vile that I don’t want to subject myself to it, let alone put it before others.

In the past week alone, I have had to weigh those options twice — first with the news that the nation’s “safe schools” leader, Kevin Jennings, has a history of endorsing sexually explicit books and second with reports of naked teachers in New York.

Others have struggled, too. The Washington Times published an editorial this week about what I’ll call the Gay Sex 101 curriculum taught in graphic detail at an event organized by the group Jennings once led, but the paper included a strong warning:

This editorial includes discussion of topics that are sexually graphic. Under usual circumstances, we would never entertain these subjects or the rancid language involved. In this case, however, a very unusual exception must be made because the issues are central to the background of a senior presidential appointee at the U.S. Department of Education who is in a position to influence how and what our children are taught in our nation’s schools.

Thus far, out of fear or squeamishness, there has been public hesitance to examine closely the beliefs of this individual because many are afraid even to touch the risky content. Our scruples cannot be used against us when traditional moral precepts need to be defended. Simply, the deep level of depravity involved in this subject cannot be portrayed without providing a couple of examples to illustrate the inappropriate content.

Please do not read any further if you will be offended by sexually graphic language.

And today, my blogger friend Ed Morrissey of Hot Air explained why he is only now writing about the Jennings controversy: “To be honest, the story is so shocking that I haven’t quite grasped how to approach it.”

Later, he embedded a racy Monty Python episode that spoofed sex education to make a point. “The hilarity of this skit relies on the ridiculous notion that anyone would ever dream of doing something this inappropriate in a school,” he said. “Unfortunately, in this case, life has trumped satire — and now we call it the Obama administration.”

Like Ed and the Times, I ultimately decided to mention the Jennings story and the news out of one New York school because I am truly appalled by the cesspools that we have let American schools become. I chose not to publish any of the explicit text or graphics available on other sites and included warnings about following links to them, but I felt compelled to say something.

It’s bad enough that educators long ago stopped teaching and enforcing basic morals, but now they seem determined to teach and tolerate immorality in the extreme. Sadly, too many adults don’t know, or don’t want to believe, how bad it has become.

Seeing the filth may not make them believers or outrage them to the point that they start demanding change and holding schools accountable. But they can’t fairly plead ignorance now.

As for Jennings, he should be fired post-haste.


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #24
Posted on 12.11.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:45 am

We don’t want our children put on a government-approved diet of “spent hens” and other menu items that don’t even pass muster with the fast-food industry.

The good news is that some unlucky members of Congress and their aides will be served a heaping helping of school lunches one day next week — ironically enough because the Agriculture Department thinks it is doing a great job feeding America’s schoolchildren.

We’ll keep serving our kids lunches from Costco. The food there is a safer health bet.


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How To Hug Like A Pharisee
Posted on 11.29.09 by Danny Glover @ 5:02 pm

Years ago in a Bible class discussion about lust of the flesh, our teacher made a valid point about men and women who are not married to each other avoiding “alone time” together, especially if one is there to comfort the other during a difficult time. Satan knows how to use such seemingly innocent situations to his advantage by tempting Christians into fornication or adultery.

One of the students in the class took the teacher’s point to an illogical extreme. He also said women shouldn’t comfort other women while alone because they might be tempted into a homosexual encounter. It was the most bizarre comment I’ve ever heard in a Bible class.

Bizarre like the “Christian Side Hug,” an idea that is either a sick satire or a seriously misguided attempt at discouraging lust. In either case, the concept has spawned this viral rap video that is bringing reproach upon the name of Christ:

I thought I was a prude until I watched that video. I’m a proponent of “group dating” and other tactics designed to keep a safe distance between hormonal young Christians (because I remember what it was like to be one), but if a man cannot casually hug a woman without being sexually aroused, he probably shouldn’t be hugging at all.

Ridding the world of “frontal hugs” in order to deter spontaneous lust is over the top. More to the spiritual point, it’s Pharisaical.

The Pharisees, the religious leaders of Jesus’ day, loved to bind heavy burdens on their fellow Jews where God had imposed no such rules. Jesus repeatedly condemned them for building such hedges.

The Christian Side Hug is nothing more than a Pharisee Hug. If a man chooses to hug only from the side, that’s fine. But pushing the idea in ridiculous rap videos that preach about leaving room for the Holy Spirit in hugs is borderline blasphemous.


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The Mom Song
Posted on 11.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:24 pm

My mother used many of these phrases during my childhood, and I’ve heard my wife direct just as many toward our three children. Now someone needs to write “The Dad Song” so I can hear what I sound like (though I’ve uttered many of the Mom phrases, too).


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #22
Posted on 10.26.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:41 pm

We don’t want some secretary on an abusive power trip to duct tape one of our children because he or she is misbehaving. And trust me, we have one child for whom that fate would be a distinct possibility if duct-taping were the norm.

If the mother’s account of what happened after she heard of the incident is true, the most infuriating aspect of the story is that the school’s principal all but ignored the mother’s complaint. That is a frequent problem in public schools. Administrators are quick to defend their officials and employees for behavior that obviously crosses lines of decency.

Parents are better off teaching their kids at home than fighting against the protect-our-own syndrome infecting American schools today.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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Bamboozle Boy
Posted on 10.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:48 pm

The whole world knows 6-year-old Falcon Heene as “Balloon Boy” because of last Thursday’s scare that he flew across part of Colorado in a homemade, UFO-like weather balloon. But after today’s news that it was all a hoax, he deserves a new nickname: Bamboozle Boy.

Here’s the scoop from Reuters based on a press conference by the local sheriff who investigated the case:

The bizarre flight of a home-made helium balloon, thought to have a 6-year-old boy aboard, was a hoax and publicity stunt, a Colorado sheriff said on Sunday.

“It has been determined that this is a hoax, that it was a publicity stunt and we believe we have evidence at this point to indicate that this was a publicity stunt in hopes to better market themselves for a reality show,” Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden told reporters at a press conference. …

Alderden said the parents, Richard and Mayumi Heene, could face charges of conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, filing a false report with authorities and with attempting to influence a public servant.

I’m glad to hear police are considering charges more serious than the misdemeanors that Alderden had hinted at yesterday. The parents need to do some jail time and definitely should have to reimburse the government for costs of the hoax.

Social services should get a call, too. “Contributing to the delinquency of a minor” is an understatement of the sins the Heene parents committed against their children. They conscripted all three into a criminal conspiracy and then repeatedly forced their young son to lie on national television. He couldn’t do it. The stress was obvious when Falcon barfed twice.

The Heene children need some adult supervision in their lives. They clearly haven’t gotten any from their parents, who have shown themselves to be more immature than most kids.


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Baby Laughter, The Best Medicine
Posted on 09.23.09 by Danny Glover @ 8:09 am

If you’re feeling blue today, watch this video and you’re spirits will be lifted, guaranteed:

Being the parents of quadruplets, and all boys at that, has to be an exhausting lifestyle, but precious moments like that make it all worthwhile.


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Joy Behar Needs A Good Spanking
Posted on 09.21.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:04 pm

People who believe spanking is “child abuse” make no sense when they try to defend that view. Witness Joy Behar on CNN:

Did you catch the inconsistency?

To justify her biblically incorrect argument that all spanking is child abuse, Behar played the emotionally charged, how-dare-you-spank-a-baby trump card: “Now what could a 1-year-old possibly do to deserve being spanked?” The implication is that children are too young to ever do anything worthy of “bruising physically or psychologically.”

But in the next breath, she perverted the famous Rene Descartes quote “I think; therefore, I am” to make a conflicting point about parent-child communication. She said parents need to “think” before they spank and lift their minds rather than their hands.

Come again? A 1-year-old is too young to be spanked but can “think” on the same level as Descartes? He or she can intellectually learn right from wrong? Talk about a disconnect from reality. It’s frightening to think that Behar used to be a school teacher.

Her radical views on spanking are consistent, in a wacky way, with her wild accusation that home-schooled children are “demented.” But that just means you can add Joy Behar to the list of reasons why we home-school.

As for discipline in the home, I’ll heed God’s Word rather than the rantings of an unhinged talk-show host.

The key is not to shun discipline altogether but to do it only when necessary, only out of love and never in haste.


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