‘The Pride Of West Virginia’ … And America
Posted on 12.10.11 by Danny Glover @ 2:57 pm

I didn’t know until moments ago, when a colleague forwarded a video, that the West Virginia University band, known to all Mountaineers as “The Pride of West Virginia,” is a viral hit on YouTube.

The video, viewed more than 1.1 million times so far is from the band’s performance at a game played this year just before Sept. 11 memorials. The show, a tribute to the U.S. armed forces, features a medley of songs from all U.S. military branches and amazing choreography that matches each song.

At one point, band members form into airplane to recognize the U.S. Air Force, and as they march forward, smoke billows from the area where engines would be on the plane.

I have family connections to the band. My brother marched with “The Pride” as a trombone player during college and still returns regularly to march as part of the alumni band on homecoming weekends in the fall. Even better, we’re related to WVU band director Jay Drury. His grandmother (my grandmother’s oldest sister) was my favorite great aunt during my childhood. I looked forward to visits with Aunt Kate during her weeks-long stays at my grandmother’s house.

If you appreciate WVU’s tribute to the military, donate a few bucks toward the band’s travel fund to reward the directors and performers who created the show.

UPDATE, Dec. 10: Fans of WVU and of the band’s tribute to the military are trying to get the National Football League to invite the band to perform the show again at the Super Bowl. Join the Facebook group if you like the idea.

Correction: An earlier version of this article said the show was performed before Memorial Day.


Filed under: Family and Human Interest and Music and Video and West Virginia
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One-minute Christmas Tree
Posted on 12.09.11 by Danny Glover @ 9:31 pm

If it were physically possible to install and decorate a Christmas tree this quickly, I wouldn’t be so reluctant to join the annual family ritual:


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Redneck Insulation
Posted on 11.25.11 by Danny Glover @ 7:12 pm

You might be a redneck … if you insulate your shed with beer boxes. That’s what we discovered today when visiting my grandfather’s West Virginia farm, which has been abandoned for about two years since my uncle’s death.

For the record, a previous tenant from long ago added the insulation. We visited the same shed years ago while that tenant lived there, and the shed also was full of deer hides and beer cans. I was glad when my uncle returned home and we finally quit renting the property to that bum.

What I don’t know is if the tenant also is responsible for the bullet holes that riddle the door and walls of the same shed. I didn’t notice those bullet holes until today, but it wouldn’t surprise me if the guy who rented the place entertained himself by sitting on the front porch and shooting the shed across Indian Creek Road from the house.


Filed under: Family and Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor and Rednecks and West Virginia
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Deep Fryers: The Turkeys’ Revenge
Posted on 11.22.11 by Danny Glover @ 4:18 pm

At my wife’s behest, we bought an outdoor deep fryer several years ago for two special meals — catfish and turkey. Kimberly laughs to this day as she remembers the sight of my mother and me lighting the fryer flame for our first deep-fried Thanksgiving feast.

Mom had done a bit too much Internet research beforehand and had both of us terrified of torching the house or taking out the whole family in a massive explosion. We stretched the hose connecting the propane tank to the frier stand as far as we could, and if we had a 10-foot pole, I’m sure we would have used it to ignite the gas from a distance.

If handheld video cameras and YouTube had existed back then, we may well have become a viral hit, albeit in Rebecca Black fashion.

Laugh if you will, but today, Mom and I were vindicated by none other than the Homeland Security Department, which tweeted warnings about the dangers of frying turkeys. The department shared this video to emphasize the warning:

How encouraging to see that the bureaucrats responsible for securing our nation are so committed to their jobs that they even issue an ominous warning about turkeys possessing our fryers in search of Thanksgiving Day revenge.


Filed under: Family and Food and Government and Holidays and Video
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Why We Home-School, Lesson #35
Posted on 10.24.11 by Danny Glover @ 8:03 pm

We believe sex education is the responsibility of responsible parents, not alleged grown-ups who think children need to be educated in the ways of pornography and bestiality.

Middle-school students will be assigned “risk cards” that rate the safety of different activities, the paper says, from French kissing to oral sex.

The workbooks for older students direct them to a website run by Columbia University, which explores topics such as sexual positions, porn stars and bestiality. The lessons explain risky sexual behavior and suggest students go to stores to jot condom brands and prices.

Yes, the story is about a middle-school curriculum — in New York City, which won’t come as a shock to any enlightened redneck. Children will be better off if they remain blissfully ignorant of some of those topics for a lifetime, but they certainly don’t need to learn about them while still children.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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Blocked By The American Family Association
Posted on 10.18.11 by Danny Glover @ 8:45 pm

This pitch for Facebook “likes” by the American Family Association is the worst social media appeal I have seen in a long time:

Begging for fans as a way to avoid investing financially in a community is an uninspiring call to action, and I said as much on AFA’s Facebook page earlier this evening. I have been a fan of the organization for years, and I found today’s appeal off-putting. “You can do better,” I admonished.

Alas, AFA’s Facebook monitor did not take the critique to heart. Instead, he/she deleted the comment, removed my “like” of the AFA page (ironic considering the appeal for “likes”) and blocked me from further liking or commenting on wall posts once I liked the page again.

Well, I took that message to heart. Although I still embrace AFA’s family-friendly mission, I’m no longer a fan of the group — on Facebook or in spirit.


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‘I Am Home Shcooled’
Posted on 10.11.11 by Danny Glover @ 10:00 pm

Spot-checking the text messages of young children can be great entertainment for parents — or as the shcool kids say, LOL!!!

On the off chance that this was just a typo, we asked our 12-year-old son after seeing the message how to spell “school.” He spelled it verbally just the way he spelled it in the text to his friend. Clearly we need to schedule a remedial spelling class at the Glover Home School.

And in case you’re wondering, yes, he knows we check his text messages randomly. It was a condition for us getting him a phone at such a young age — an open approach that I recommend for all parents.

Anthony also knew I was going to post this snapshot of his mobile screen. He’s hoping it will make him famous all over the Internet. Boys!

The sad thing is that now I’ll no longer be able to poke fun at public schools for this amusing error because our “home shcooled” son is guilty of it as well.


Filed under: Grammar and Home Schooling and Just For Laughs and Parenting and Technology
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Parents vs. The Global Nanny State
Posted on 08.26.11 by Danny Glover @ 6:44 pm

“Fact: There are no parental rights in the Constitution.” And the government — in the form of arrogant teachers and education bureaucrats who think they know best and do-gooder activist judges who take their side — is undercutting those rights every day. Here’s a taste of the disturbing evidence:


The U.S. education system is full of committed teachers and administrators who focus on teaching the basics children need to excel in life. They care about their students, and they deserve the support of every parent. But a vocal and powerful minority of educators is even more committed to shaping children’s minds in ways that have nothing to do with reading, writing and arithmetic — and they will not be deterred by engaged, informed parents.

The situation already is bad in America, which is one reason why we home-school (and under a religious exemption at that). It’s also why, as long as our children are of school age, we are unlikely to ever move to my much-beloved home state of West Virginia, where unenlightened rednecks are trying to impose invasive rules on home-schoolers.

But the conditions could get much worse for parents if the U.S. government embraces the ideas of people who want to create a Global Nanny State. Fight that possibility by signing the petition for a Parental Rights Amendment.


Filed under: Culture and Government and Home Schooling and News & Politics and Parenting and Religion and Video and West Virginia
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Rated PG (Or Worse): The Search For Duct Tape
Posted on 08.05.11 by Danny Glover @ 3:47 pm

My son and nephew recently discovered a whole subculture of people who use duct tape (or Duck Tape for the brand version) to make all sorts of creations. In their case, they bought some flame-designed tape and made headbands.

The boys’ curiosity prompted them to search the Internet for new ideas this afternoon. I know this because I started getting “blocked website” notices via email thanks to their search.

I don’t even want to know what sites our Norton Internet filter blocked, but I immediately called my wife to tell her to nip that search in the bud unless she could supervise. Who knew searching the digital world for duct-tape inspiration is a PG activity — or worse!


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I Didn’t Call The President A Racist Devil
Posted on 07.07.11 by Danny Glover @ 11:03 pm

[This is a reprint of a blog post I wrote at Beltway Blogroll on Sept. 22, 2006. It's one of my favorite stories about sharing the same name as a celebrity.]

I didn’t call the president a racist devil. That was Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez at the United Nations earlier this week. And I didn’t stand with Chavez at a church in Harlem, N.Y., when he called George Bush “an alcoholic and a sick man.”

That was Danny Glover the actor. I’m just a lowly journalist who hasn’t written word one about Chavez (until now). So please, please, please, stop sending me e-mails that read like this:

– “I’m very ashamed of you. I have been a great fan of yours. … Danny, your actions are traderous! (sic) You should be ashamed politically. But on a grander scale the issues are spiritual and you are aligned with the devil and against God because of what, politics? Don’t be a fool.”

– “Danny boy. If Chavez is your brother why don’t you move to Vennez. Don’t crap where you eat.”

– “I am sickened to live in the same country as you. I hope you don’t call yourself an American. May God help you.”

– “You, sir, are a piece of trash. Never again will I spend my money or time to patronize any movie or film that you have an active part in. You have sunken to the lowest levels of Americanism possible.”

– “I cannot believe you live in this country and confess to be a communist.”

By all means, boycott the movies of Danny Glover if you choose. Or maybe buy your gas somewhere other than Venezuela-backed Citgo, which is what bloggers like Michelle Malkin, Ed Morrissey and Mark Tapscott are doing or discussing. But please don’t protest in my in-box.


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The Illegal Immigrant Among Us
Posted on 06.28.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:20 pm

Three years ago, my wife and I had the pleasure of hosting a young Guatemalan man in our Virginia home for a few weeks. Andres came to the United States on a work visa for a job in Texas, but when he arrived, his sponsoring employer told Andres he had no work available.

The employer then told Andres he could use the short-term visa to work anywhere in the country. He chose Northern Virginia, in part because of the job market and in part because mutual friends introduced Andres to our family — including the three children we adopted from Guatemala.

We loved having Andres in our home. The children adored him and even took an interest in learning their native tongue, an idea they had resisted for years when Mom and Dad suggested it. We took Andres to the White House, treated him to exotic meals (by Guatemalan standards) and spoiled him as best we could while he struggled to make sense of his immigration status.

But after a trip to the Guatemalan embassy, we became concerned that Andres had no right to be in America. We paid an immigration lawyer who confirmed that suspicion.

Andres’ would-be employer had lied. His visa gave him the right to work only in Texas, only for that employer and only for a few months. He was an illegal immigrant — and living in our home. Worse, he was in a city on the prowl for illegal immigrants, with our house located just blocks from the “Liberty Wall of Truth” in Manassas.

The lawyer advised Andres to stay in our home until he could take the earliest flight to Guatemala. We bought his airline ticket and sent him home to the needy family he had come to America to support.

I thought of Andres last week as I read and watched the confession of “undocumented immigrant” Jose Antonio Vargas, a Pulitzer-winning journalist who lied for more than a decade so he could stay in America and rise to glory in a profession that prides itself on truth-telling.

I am part of that profession. I also happen to know Jose, who cited me as a source on technology and politics when he was a reporter at The Washington Post. (I was the editor of National Journal’s Technology Daily.) And I am shocked to see him being heralded as a hero.

The story of how Jose learned he was an illegal immigrant at age 16, four years after he came to America, is heart-rending. He was a victim of the deceptions of adults he trusted, his mother in the Philippines and his grandparents in California.

But there is nothing heroic about manipulating the legal system and lying to employers to get one’s way, as Jose did time and again once he knew the truth.
(more…)


Filed under: Adoption and Family and Friends and Government and Human Interest and Media and News & Politics and People and Technology and Video
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My Dad The Mermaid
Posted on 06.05.11 by Danny Glover @ 4:17 pm

Dale Price is a redneck with a twisted sense of humor — sophomoric even, in the sense that he used it against his son for the poor kid’s entire sophomore year of high school.

The Utah Dad donned a different costume every school day, and as his son Rain boarded the bus, Dale Price stepped out the front door, artificial leg and all, to wave goodbye.

Some of the costumes were tame — cowboy, “Old Spice Dad” and clown — but when your Dad appears in public as a mermaid, Batgirl, a shirtless fireman or while sitting on the toilet, that’s downright embarrassing.

A relative documented the spectacle at a blog called Wave at the Bus. It ended with a roundup post that featured links to many of the costumes.

This school-free summer, which began June 2, will be the best of Rain Price’s life. It’s a good thing he kept his grades up high enough to avoid summer school.

The upside for Rain, according to his Dad: “He can use it against his kids and tell them, ‘If you think you are embarrassed by me, you should have seen your grandfather.’”


Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Parenting and People and Redneck Humor and Video
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Why We Home-School, Lesson #33
Posted on 06.01.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:28 pm

We don’t want our children dining at Hooters when they go on field trips with irresponsible (and presumably male) chaperones.

But this brief story contains an arguably more shocking revelation than the fact that eighth-graders from Pennsylvania ate at Hooters while visiting the National Aquarium in Baltimore: “Hooters spokesman Mike McNeil says the restaurant chain often hosts groups, including sports teams and church organizations with teens and younger children.”

Religious church groups at Hooters? I wonder if they were wearing “What would Jesus do?” bracelets while ogling the busty waitresses.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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The President’s Mountaineer Brother
Posted on 05.11.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:46 pm

This joke, forwarded by my Dad, perfectly captures the thinking of West Virginians (and I suspect most everyone else in “flyover country”) about Washington:

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from West Virginia. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, “So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”

“I don’t think so. It’s a 10-hour drive.”
“Don’t worry about it Dad, I’ll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.”

“I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”

“Oh Dad, I’ll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington.”

“Honey,” Dad complains, “you know I can’t eat those rich foods you eat.”

“Don’t worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I’ll ensure your meals are salt-free. You and mom just have to be there.”

So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on Jan. 20, 2017, their daughter is sworn in as president of the United States with her parents in the front row.

Noticing the senator sitting next to him, the father leans over and whispers, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming president of the United States.”

The senator whispers back, “You bet I do.”

Dad says proudly, “Her brother played football at WVU.”


Filed under: Family and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor and Sports and West Virginia
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No, My Mom Is Not On Twitter
Posted on 05.06.11 by Danny Glover @ 6:21 pm

As much as I love Twitter and my mother, I don’t think she has any interest in me teaching her a thing or two about Twitter for Mother’s Day — or Dad for Father’s Day.

Methinks a shared Facebook account is enough social media for my parents. But here’s a fun video about Moms who tweet, just in case I’m wrong:


Filed under: Family and Holidays and Media and Technology and Video
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