Death By Texting
Posted on 02.02.12 by Danny Glover @ 8:31 pm

We have a 12-year-old son, so we know this look:


But euthanasia isn’t the answer. Divine parental intervention works just fine.

For those who may not be familiar with The Onion, it’s a satire publication. No actual children were harmed in the making of this fake news report.

Many of the stories at The Onion are laced with vulgarity, so I won’t link to it. But I do enjoy some of their videos and stories. This satire poking fun at The Huffington Post today has less mainstream appeal than the video about a young girl’s texting-induced coma, but media junkies like me got a kick out of it:

NEW YORK — Shocked and saddened witnesses at The Huffington Post’s news-aggregation facility have confirmed that employee Henry Evers, 25, died Wednesday after being sucked into the website’s powerful news-repurposing turbine, where his body was immediately torn to pieces.

The 200-ton content-compiling device, developed by Greek multimillionaire and site co-founder Ari­anna Huffington, sucks up original articles from around the web with its massive rotor assembly, re-brands them with the Huffington Post name, and then spits them back out on the company’s home page. …

Since The Huffington Post was founded in 2005, its headquarters has consisted of two rooms: Arianna Huffington’s spacious, lav­ishly appointed office overlooking New York City, and the windowless 10,000-square-foot subterranean warehouse that houses the turbine. More than 700 low-wage workers, known as writers, clock in every day, and, dressed in their Huffington Post hard hats and coveralls, work in dark, unsafe conditions to ensure the machine runs smoothly and constantly churns out content.

That’s an exaggerated portrait of how many “news” organizations work these days.


Filed under: Business and Culture and Entertainment and Just For Laughs and Media and Technology and Video
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Zapped By The Zappos Invasion
Posted on 01.16.12 by Danny Glover @ 6:26 pm

Somehow, despite having made my living online for more than a decade, I’ve managed to make it this far into the Internet age without having been the victim of a mass security breach — at least so far as I know. That lucky streak ended today when I received this email from Zappos.

First, the bad news:

We are writing to let you know that there may have been illegal and unauthorized access to some of your customer account information on Zappos.com, including one or more of the following: your name, e-mail address, billing and shipping addresses, phone number, the last four digits of your credit card number (the standard information you find on receipts), and/or your cryptographically scrambled password (but not your actual password).

THE BETTER NEWS:
The database that stores your critical credit card and other payment data was NOT affected or accessed.

SECURITY PRECAUTIONS:
For your protection and to prevent unauthorized access, we have expired and reset your password so you can create a new password. Please follow the instructions below to create a new password.

We also recommend that you change your password on any other web site where you use the same or a similar password. As always, please remember that Zappos.com will never ask you for personal or account information in an e-mail. Please exercise caution if you receive any emails or phone calls that ask for personal information or direct you to a web site where you are asked to provide personal information.

PLEASE CREATE A NEW PASSWORD:
We have expired and reset your password so you can create a new password. Please create a new password by visiting Zappos.com and clicking on the “Create a New Password” link in the upper right corner of the web site and follow the steps from there.

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. If you have any additional questions about this process, please email us at passwordchange@zappos.com.

I had never heard of Zappos until last year and had never ordered anything from the online shoe and clothing retailer until a few months ago. It figures that the first hit to my online security would come as the result of trying something new.

Thankfully, this breach didn’t involve financial details.


Filed under: Business and News & Politics and Technology
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Old Advice For A New Age
Posted on 10.29.11 by Danny Glover @ 10:15 pm

Back in the late 1990s, I briefly joined the National Conference of Editorial Writers while I was working at an e-zine called IntellectualCapital.com, which we liked to think of as the op-ed page on the Web. At the time, many NCEW members held the freewheeling Internet masses in contempt. I was among the few who didn’t and had some rather pointed debates over the issue with my skeptical colleagues.

I had forgotten that I wrote an article about the issue for the NCEW magazine, The Masthead, back in 1999. I just rediscovered that article online. It’s as relevant in today’s era of blogging and social media, where the power of editorial gatekeepers is greatly diminished, as it was more than a decade ago, so I’m going to reprint the article. Here it is:

Old Advice For A New Age
The Masthead
March 22, 1999

By K. Daniel Glover

A half-century ago, at the first convention of the National Conference of Editorial Writers, renowned newspaperman Henry Louis Mencken admonished our founders with these words: “No editorial writer,” he said, “ought to be permitted to sit in an editorial room for month after month and year after year, contemplating his umbilicus. He ought to go out and meet people.”

Simple words (with the exception of umbilicus!), simple message: Get out of your ivory editorial tower and listen to the people lest you make a mockery of your profession.

Mencken’s message retains its relevancy today, which explains its presence within the corner of cyberspace we know as NCEW Online, and it is a message every online (and perhaps offline) commentator ignores at his or her own risk. Why? The one-word answer: interactivity.

You see, there are no ivory towers on the Internet. “The people” have rejected both the editorial elitism of the past and the hit-and-run punditry of the present. They have demanded a voice in the national discourse, and the World Wide Web has given them that voice — one that often is unfiltered and unlimited.
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Filed under: Blogging and Media and Social Media and Technology
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Blocked By The American Family Association
Posted on 10.18.11 by Danny Glover @ 8:45 pm

This pitch for Facebook “likes” by the American Family Association is the worst social media appeal I have seen in a long time:

Begging for fans as a way to avoid investing financially in a community is an uninspiring call to action, and I said as much on AFA’s Facebook page earlier this evening. I have been a fan of the organization for years, and I found today’s appeal off-putting. “You can do better,” I admonished.

Alas, AFA’s Facebook monitor did not take the critique to heart. Instead, he/she deleted the comment, removed my “like” of the AFA page (ironic considering the appeal for “likes”) and blocked me from further liking or commenting on wall posts once I liked the page again.

Well, I took that message to heart. Although I still embrace AFA’s family-friendly mission, I’m no longer a fan of the group — on Facebook or in spirit.


Filed under: Family and Social Media and Technology
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‘I Am Home Shcooled’
Posted on 10.11.11 by Danny Glover @ 10:00 pm

Spot-checking the text messages of young children can be great entertainment for parents — or as the shcool kids say, LOL!!!

On the off chance that this was just a typo, we asked our 12-year-old son after seeing the message how to spell “school.” He spelled it verbally just the way he spelled it in the text to his friend. Clearly we need to schedule a remedial spelling class at the Glover Home School.

And in case you’re wondering, yes, he knows we check his text messages randomly. It was a condition for us getting him a phone at such a young age — an open approach that I recommend for all parents.

Anthony also knew I was going to post this snapshot of his mobile screen. He’s hoping it will make him famous all over the Internet. Boys!

The sad thing is that now I’ll no longer be able to poke fun at public schools for this amusing error because our “home shcooled” son is guilty of it as well.


Filed under: Grammar and Home Schooling and Just For Laughs and Parenting and Technology
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Rated PG (Or Worse): The Search For Duct Tape
Posted on 08.05.11 by Danny Glover @ 3:47 pm

My son and nephew recently discovered a whole subculture of people who use duct tape (or Duck Tape for the brand version) to make all sorts of creations. In their case, they bought some flame-designed tape and made headbands.

The boys’ curiosity prompted them to search the Internet for new ideas this afternoon. I know this because I started getting “blocked website” notices via email thanks to their search.

I don’t even want to know what sites our Norton Internet filter blocked, but I immediately called my wife to tell her to nip that search in the bud unless she could supervise. Who knew searching the digital world for duct-tape inspiration is a PG activity — or worse!


Filed under: Culture and Parenting and Technology
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‘Smartphones To Do Dumb Things’
Posted on 07.02.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 pm

Another winning commercial from the ad wizards at Geico, this one aimed at techies:

Geico needs to stick with that theme in it’s commercials rather than the lame “That’s Amazing” series also airing simultaneously. This mermaid ad in particular is weak tea:

While I’m talking TV ads (and smartphones), I love Samsung’s spider ad for the Infuse 4G:

I actually would have missed it the first time it aired in our home but for the woman’s scream. That will get your attention!


Filed under: Advertising and Business and Technology and Video
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The Illegal Immigrant Among Us
Posted on 06.28.11 by Danny Glover @ 12:20 pm

Three years ago, my wife and I had the pleasure of hosting a young Guatemalan man in our Virginia home for a few weeks. Andres came to the United States on a work visa for a job in Texas, but when he arrived, his sponsoring employer told Andres he had no work available.

The employer then told Andres he could use the short-term visa to work anywhere in the country. He chose Northern Virginia, in part because of the job market and in part because mutual friends introduced Andres to our family — including the three children we adopted from Guatemala.

We loved having Andres in our home. The children adored him and even took an interest in learning their native tongue, an idea they had resisted for years when Mom and Dad suggested it. We took Andres to the White House, treated him to exotic meals (by Guatemalan standards) and spoiled him as best we could while he struggled to make sense of his immigration status.

But after a trip to the Guatemalan embassy, we became concerned that Andres had no right to be in America. We paid an immigration lawyer who confirmed that suspicion.

Andres’ would-be employer had lied. His visa gave him the right to work only in Texas, only for that employer and only for a few months. He was an illegal immigrant — and living in our home. Worse, he was in a city on the prowl for illegal immigrants, with our house located just blocks from the “Liberty Wall of Truth” in Manassas.

The lawyer advised Andres to stay in our home until he could take the earliest flight to Guatemala. We bought his airline ticket and sent him home to the needy family he had come to America to support.

I thought of Andres last week as I read and watched the confession of “undocumented immigrant” Jose Antonio Vargas, a Pulitzer-winning journalist who lied for more than a decade so he could stay in America and rise to glory in a profession that prides itself on truth-telling.

I am part of that profession. I also happen to know Jose, who cited me as a source on technology and politics when he was a reporter at The Washington Post. (I was the editor of National Journal’s Technology Daily.) And I am shocked to see him being heralded as a hero.

The story of how Jose learned he was an illegal immigrant at age 16, four years after he came to America, is heart-rending. He was a victim of the deceptions of adults he trusted, his mother in the Philippines and his grandparents in California.

But there is nothing heroic about manipulating the legal system and lying to employers to get one’s way, as Jose did time and again once he knew the truth.
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No, My Mom Is Not On Twitter
Posted on 05.06.11 by Danny Glover @ 6:21 pm

As much as I love Twitter and my mother, I don’t think she has any interest in me teaching her a thing or two about Twitter for Mother’s Day — or Dad for Father’s Day.

Methinks a shared Facebook account is enough social media for my parents. But here’s a fun video about Moms who tweet, just in case I’m wrong:


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Worst Football Play In History (Revisited)
Posted on 09.01.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:04 pm

A year ago come Oct. 1, I uploaded to YouTube a 31-second news clip titled “Worst Football Play In History” and embedded it on this blog along with two other amazing football videos.

The clip I posted was modestly popular at the time but by no means a viral hit. The last time I looked at the stats a few months ago, the clip had been viewed more than 10,000. But it hit the viral big time last weekend when Prep Rally, a Yahoo sports blog, embedded the clip in a story about the latest gridiron embarrassment.

Comparing the clip I posted last fall with the new one, the blog concluded: “Amidst all the horrendous bloopers of past years, that Vermont finish seemed like the worst play ever … until today. Even champions have to retire some time, and the Vermont clip will always know it went out to, truly, the worst play in high school football history.”

I’ll let you decide the winner after watching both videos below (mine is the first one), but all I care about at the moment is that I’m now the proud digital papa of my first viral video. Thanks to Yahoo, the clip has been viewed nearly 725,000 times.

That’s not going to break any YouTube records — the fresher clip currently has more than 1.7 million views — but it’s still cool.


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Friends Don’t Let Friends Check Them In
Posted on 08.21.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:18 pm

Facebook generated online buzz this week with the release of Facebook Places, the social network’s location-based service that lets users “check in” at stores, parks and other spots and tell their online friends they are there.

I’ve been playing Foursquare and Gowalla, two of the more popular check-in games, on my iPhone for the past few months, so initially I was excited to hear that Facebook had entered the games market. But as I learned more about Facebook Places and its privacy implications, my enthusiasm quickly waned.

The aspect of Places that bugs me the most — and the one that sent me rushing to my Facebook profile to change the privacy settings — lets other people check in their friends if they are at the same place. That’s a feature made for mischief, as explained in this video:

I would never check someone else in at a location without his or her permission, and I wouldn’t want anyone doing it to me. Friends just don’t let friends check them in.

That possibility is one of a few reasons parents should be concerned about their children using Facebook Places. They could be opening themselves to potential harm.
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A Generation With A New Name
Posted on 08.21.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:29 pm

Young people (and, sadly, too many adults who’ve never matured) say and do a lot of foolhardy things on the Internet that are likely to haunt them in one aspect of life or another some day. How will they ever escape the online mistakes of their youth?

Here’s an interesting and entirely plausible thought from Google CEO Eric Schmidt:

He predicts, apparently seriously, that every young person one day will be entitled automatically to change his or her name on reaching adulthood in order to disown youthful hijinks stored on their friends’ social media sites. “I mean we really have to think about these things as a society,” he adds.

But trying to hide your past could be more problematic than having it exposed. Just because an embarrassing picture, video or statement isn’t attached to a name doesn’t mean it never happened.

If someone remembers a face but can’t place a name with it, he may try to connect the online dots. And if he succeeds, a mere embarrassing moment could be exposed as an attempted cover-up. Public figures especially would be susceptible to such revelations, but they could impact anyone.

The better course of action is to monitor and limit young people’s access to social networks and to teach them how to behave online in the first place.


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Journalism TBD
Posted on 08.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:01 pm

Journalism has been in a state of upheaval for years. The Federal Trade Commission, the Federal Communications Commission and people in the news business will tell you that the future of media in the digital age is still to be determined.

“To be determined” — sounds like a great name for a news outlet. And it is. TBD.com, a local news venture funded by the same company that built Politico, will go online in the Washington region next week.

I was immediately intrigued when the talk of the as-yet-unnamed TBD started in media circles several months ago. TBD had big money in the bank (from Allbritton Communications), and it had a digital news visionary at the helm (Jim Brady, who built washingtonpost.com). I also was ending a contract job at the time and eager to work in local journalism again, so I tried mightily to join the TBD team.

Alas, with so many qualified journalists in the Washington area looking for work, I never made the cut. So like many others, I’m relegated to watching from the sidelines as TBD tries to win the game of media innovation in a changing marketplace.

I like what I’ve seen and heard so far. For the past few months, TBD has been focused on building a network of more than 100 local bloggers whose work will supplement TBD’s original reporting. And yesterday, TBD shared more of its plans for rewriting the future of news. Here’s a recap by tweet from Steve Myers of Poynter Online:
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Filed under: Blogging and Business and Media and Technology
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Leaving On A Jet Bus
Posted on 08.06.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:25 pm

There’s no logical reason to build a school bus that gets 1 mile per 600 gallons and travels 367 miles per hour. But redneck logic demands that fun-loving bubbas do strange things to school buses.

Paul Stender of Indianapolis explains why his company built the world’s fastest bus: “I built the bus for two reasons. The first is to entertain people because, come on, it’s a jet bus. The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not. … We do a lot of displays at schools and we are trying to show them there’s more to life than sitting in front of computers.”

I hope my children read that last bit and take it to heart; I hope my wife doesn’t because she’ll use it against me and this blog.


Filed under: Family and Human Interest and Rednecks and Technology and Video
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The Great Recession In Action
Posted on 07.30.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:12 pm

If you’ve ever wondered what a recession looks like, wonder no more. This excellent time-lapse presentation of unemployment numbers from January 2007 through May 2010 captures the economic pain perfectly as the colors transition to black, representing unemployment of 10 percent or more:

I’d love to see a similar historical presentation of unemployment and other economic indicators for the years of the Great Depression.


Filed under: News & Politics and Technology and Video
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