The End Of The ‘Thomas The Train’ Era
Posted on 08.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:55 pm

Our family made a quick run to the local Barnes & Noble bookstore last night so I could buy “The Facebook Effect” for the book club my employer, the David All Group, is hosting on, wait for it, Facebook.

After finding my book, I wandered back to the children’s section to see what our kids were doing. The older two, the ones who know how to read, were looking at their favorite series of books; our youngest, 5-year-old Catie, was at the “Thomas & Friends” station.

That’s when it hit me that our last toddler won’t be a toddler much longer. She starts her first full year of school at the Glover Home School this week, and soon she’ll be reading and shopping for books. She won’t have any interest in the “Thomas & Friends” display at Barnes & Noble that has been a part of our family for the past decade.

Kimberly and I used to fuss over which of us would stay at the station to watch the kids play while the other shopped for books. Now that my baby is about to be a big girl, I wish I had spent more time with all of the kids. I blinked, and now those days are almost gone forever.

I’m thinking we should make Barnes & Noble a regular stop over the next year or so. I’ll let Kimberly shop for books the whole time while I enjoy my baby girl before she gets too big to care about Thomas and his locomotive friends.


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America’s Spiritual Heyday
Posted on 04.16.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 2:21 pm

Like most of America’s official recognitions of God, the National Day of Prayer now at the center of a legal dispute is rooted in the spiritual heyday of the post-World War II era. The day was first celebrated in 1952.

I revisited the history of such “ceremonial deism” (the Supreme Court’s term) in my 1999 “Congress Back Then” column for IntellectualCapital.com, and I am reprinting it here to offer some context for the current debate about the National Day of Prayer.

Congress Back Then: America’s Spiritual Heyday
July 29, 1999
By K. Daniel Glover

Earlier this year, policymakers, pundits and people on the street reopened a uniquely American (and seemingly infinite) debate. In the wake of another incident of school violence, this time a mass murder at a high school in Littleton, Colo., they pondered a familiar question: Just how far should our nation go in trying to maintain a clear separation between church and state?

Congress debated the question in mid-June and decided that perhaps we had gone too far. More specifically, House lawmakers saw a need for a greater religious presence in the public schools, so they cast a series of votes designed to give new spiritual direction to the nation’s youth. The most-publicized decision: They sanctioned the posting of the Bible’s Ten Commandments on school walls.

The primarily symbolic votes topped the news of the week, not at all surprising in an era when Americans are sharply divided on the relationship between religion and government. But four decades back, the votes might have gone unnoticed, an unremarkable act at a time when Congress added the phrase “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance, and made the phrase “In God We Trust” the national motto and a mandatory slogan on all U.S. coins and currency.

All of that religious posturing, and more, happened during the presidency of Republican Dwight D. Eisenhower and in the early days of a Cold War that most patriotic Americans apparently saw as a battle between Christian America and the godless, communist Soviet Union.
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A Redneck Boy And His Stuffed Tiger
Posted on 02.21.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:18 pm

I loved the comic strip “Calvin & Hobbes.” It’s the one strip I rushed to read in the daily newspaper, and I purchased several of the compilations creator Bill Watterson sold in book form.

I still remember the strip that hooked me as a Calvin fan for life. Calvin burped, prompting the typical adult reply from his mother: “Calvin! What do we say after that?” Here’s how the conversation went next:

Calvin: Must be a barge coming through!
Mom: WHAT do you say?!
Calvin: That sure tasted better going down than coming up!
Mom: Three strikes and you’re history, kiddo.
Calvin, sheepishly: Excuse me.

Classic! Calvin was a redneck through and through. So was his stuffed tiger, Hobbes, who came to life in Calvin’s imagination and the strip. But their creator is an enlightened redneck.

Readers may have never thought about Watterson’s personal choices when they read the strip, but that strength of character echoed throughout his work. “Calvin and Hobbes” is complex, thoughtful and thought provoking. Calvin and Hobbes aren’t plastic and one-dimensional. …

[They are] a hyper-imaginative kid and his pet tiger who may or may not be real, depending on who’s looking at him. But that’s just the surface. That doesn’t really begin to explain Watterson’s unique storytelling device in which readers switch between the world as Calvin sees it — a fantastical place — and as adults see it — a cut ‘n’ dried conventional reality. You need to immerse yourself in “Calvin and Hobbes” to truly understand it. Sure, you could read one strip, get the gag and move on with your life, but you’d be missing out.

I sure do miss Watterson’s work, which ran for only a decade. So do millions of other fans.
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Critters In The Capital City
Posted on 02.05.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:04 pm

A decade ago, a trio of beavers decided to make Washington’s Tidal Basin their home and the capital city’s prized cherry trees their late-night snacks. The National Park Service had to remove the critters.

That real-life story inspired me to write a children’s book called “George Washington Beaver And The Cherry Tree.”

The book combines the factual with the fictional and the historical with the mythical to convey an important message about truth-telling. It’s also designed to encourage children to learn some of the great stories from American history.

The book is chock-full of intriguing characters and Beltway-like references that Washingtonian parents will appreciate, too. There is George Washington Beaver; Teddy Roosevelt Beaver, who talks softly but carries a big stick; J. Edgar Beaver, the notorious head of the FBBI; the evil weasels who impose a pondweed tax on the beavers; Dam Vernon and Capitol Dam; and the Select Committee on Beaver Intelligence.

I’m feeling the inspiration again. Today’s news about raccoons invading the White House grounds sounds like a good reason for me to assume my alter ego as Mister Critter, wannabe author of children’s books about American history.

A small band of masked intruders has broken into the secure White House grounds and has evaded capture by agents of the new Obama administration, officials said today.

The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said.

Can you think of anyone better to write such books than a long-time Washington journalist who owns the pen name Mister Critter and calls himself “The Enlightened Redneck”? If any publishers out there are reading this blog, give me a holler. Let’s talk.

And if anyone wants to read the legend of George Beaver, I sell an e-book version and companion e-coloring book for $9.99. It’s a fun way to teach your children and grandchildren the history behind America’s first president.

Write me at danny@enlightenedredneck.com to place an order.


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Crazy Cooter: Living The Redneck Dream
Posted on 01.18.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 5:11 pm

Ben Jones, better known as “Crazy Cooter” from the television series “The Dukes Of Hazzard,” is about as enlightened as they come for a redneck:

For Ben Jones, born outhouse poor in rural Virginia, that has been the greatest gift. He chased education to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, found fame and success as an actor and then became a U.S. Congressman from Georgia. …

Crazy Cooter, a redneck Southern icon, once laid his head in the same room as [Thomas] Wolfe, an intellectual literary giant. That is a gift born only of a free democracy. Isn’t America great?

I used to love driving to Skyline Drive in the Shenandoah Mountains every fall and not just to see the fall colors. The real treat was driving by Cooter’s Place in Sperryville, Va., and seeing Ben Jones, a former congressman, chatting it up with the locals and the tourists, with the infamous General Lee from the TV show right there on the lot.

Cooter’s Place closed in 2003. The driving tour west just isn’t the same now, but I’m glad to see Cooter is in the news again for his book, an aptly named one at that — “Redneck Boy In The Promised Land.”

I have to get a copy. And Cooter, if you’re reading, I’d love to interview you for this blog.


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A Convenient Fire Starter
Posted on 01.11.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:54 am

(Hat tip to Watts Up With That, via Don Surber)


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Ted Nugent’s Enlightened Political Manifesto
Posted on 01.09.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 3:30 pm

I haven’t yet read “Ted, White And Blue: The Nugent Manifesto,” but it sounds like a good read for an enlightened redneck based on this description as part of a Human Events ad:

  • Ted’s take on big government: Here’s a common-sense idea born of freedom and liberty: Every new law passed by Congress must eliminate five other laws previously passed.
  • Ted’s take on energy independence: Go ahead, nuke my day. Thirty years from now when I play my 12,000th concert, I want my amplifiers powered completely by nuclear energy.
  • Ted’s take on success: The only things you need in America to be successful and happy are a dream, a dedicated work ethic, and an alarm clock. Everything else is elementary.
  • Ted’s take on illegal immigration: The Nugent household has never had any invaders. No unauthorized persons have ever made it through our borders or, for that matter, ever even attempted it. We give off, shall we say, a vibe that such criminal activity has, shall we say, consequences.

Maybe I can get Nugent to grant an interview with me for this blog. Any PR-types out there reading?


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