How To Name A Redneck Restaurant
Posted on 07.16.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:32 pm

You can specialize in Persian cuisine and still be a redneck. The proof is in this Falls Church, Va., restaurant’s simple yet descriptively eloquent name:

And if you eat Persian food, as I do occasionally, that makes you an enlightened redneck. Ironically, Meat In A Box isn’t far from my first home in the Washington, D.C., area. I may have to make a trek to the old neighborhood to give it a try. I need more hummus in my diet.


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Danny Glover As Therapist
Posted on 06.28.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:05 pm

I’m talking about this Danny Glover, the enlightened redneck, not the actor who made my name famous.

The headline is just my cheap attempt at driving more traffic to the site to see the video of the latest television ad for Geico insurance. My wife tells me that it’s a spot-on portrayal of what I would be like had I chosen to become a psychiatrist — and I was never a drill sergeant in the military.


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Diary Of A D.C. Commuter
Posted on 06.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:40 pm

Speaking of the D.C. Metro system, I had a lousy week on the commuting front. Most of the problems were on the Virginia Railway Express, but the Metro system is typically the bigger headache.

My travails were so trying this week that I wrote about them regularly in various social media outlets. I’ve decided to compile my highs (not many) and lows here as my first entry of a new feature, “Diary Of A D.C. Commuter.” Here’s a recap from this week’s posts on Twitter, Facebook and Foursquare:

  • Monday: “Another #Metro car sauna. This really is getting ridiculous, @wmata. Trains shouldn’t be hotter than steamy stations. #metrofail”
  • Tuesday: “My train commute is ending just in time to get rained on.”
  • Wednesday, 7:38 a.m.: “I just saw a doe in the clearing by the tracks. Commuting via @VaRailXpress is cool.”
  • 7:51 a.m.: “Add wild turkeys in a pasture to the list of today’s nature sightings on @VaRailXpress.”
  • (more…)


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A Super Big Gulp Of Farmville
Posted on 06.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:01 pm

It wasn’t long ago, maybe six months, that I incessantly teased my wife for playing Farmville on Facebook. The game looked lame. Who wants to waste time plowing digitally, planting and harvesting virtual crops, and collecting electronic feathers from chickens and milk from cows?

Then, amidst the tedious hours of unemployment, I started playing Farmville because I had way too much time to waste. I was hooked, even worse than my wife (and our young children, who began playing the role of hired farm hands when Mommy grew bored with the game). I’ve been gainfully employed for several months now, and I’m still playing Farmville!

My addiction is so strong that my wife has been feeding it by buying new Farmville goodies at 7-Eleven, including this Super Big Gulp cup that won me a pool-diving cow for my farm:

Fortunately, my boss, David All, is a big believer in the potential of social gaming to boost corporate and political brands. PR Week recently published his essay on the subject, and I am now one of the team members at the David All Group brainstorming ways to use social gaming as a promotional tool.

So Farmville is now both work and entertainment. It’s a sweet assignment.


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The Gold And Silver Racket
Posted on 04.09.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 4:22 pm

Gold and silver have been hot commodities for months. You can’t watch cable television for more than an hour without seeing at least one commercial inviting you to BUY GOLD NOW, and other companies are setting up shop in hotels around the country to buy people’s precious metals.

Beware both the sellers and the buyers.

The companies pushing gold and silver as sound investments know the metals market is in a bubble, just like real estate was a few years ago and dot-com stocks before that. Wait for the gold and silver bubble to burst, and then start buying, which is what those companies did years ago.

As for the firms that buy gold and silver in bulk, avoid them altogether. You will not get anywhere close to the true value for your coins, jewelry or bullion.

One newspaper in Texas has done its community a great service by attending the gold- and silver-buying bonanzas where out-of-town companies try to part residents from their valuables. The newspaper sends a reporter to the events with a collection of gold and silver whose fair-market value already has been determined. Then it compares that price with the offers from buyers.

The gap between the two numbers is huge, as is evident in this report:

Another out-of-state gold buying company has set-up shop in a local hotel in hopes of separating local citizens from their valuable gold, silver and collectible items.

This week, GoldRush took out a full-page advertisement in the Beaumont Enterprise announcing “Top Dollar Paid” on items brought to its sale at the Hilton Garden Inn. But just like three previous companies that have come through town promising big payouts but offering pennies on the dollar, GoldRush was right on cue.

On Tuesday, The Examiner brought in its entire supply of coins, scrap gold and bullion - valued at more than $43,000 — and was offered $11,600, or about 25 cents on the dollar.

The company representative went ballistic when the reporter confronted him about the discrepancy. “It is business. It is as simple as that,” he said. “When you go to buy a used car, is it worth what they are charging you. Your newspaper is not worth a dime, I can tell you that right now. You are as low as low gets.” Methinks he did protest too much.

I have a small stash of worn and common silver coins that I may sell once it’s worth enough to buy a digital camera, but if I do, I won’t be dealing with a shyster in a hotel. I’ll find a reputable, local coin or bullion dealer. Everyone should do the same.


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Dear Toyota
Posted on 03.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:57 pm

I received your “biggest thank you ever” in the mail last week, and I just wanted you to know that while I appreciate the gesture, I’m gonna take a pass. I am a loyal Toyota owner (which you apparently knew already because you slapped the sales pitch “Toyota Owner Loyalty Information” on the front of the envelope in big red letters), but you have been testing my loyalty.

I bought my first Toyota, a used Corolla with about 35,000 miles on it, in 2000 and loved it. I put another 110,000 miles on it and had no major mechanical problems the whole time.

That experience convinced our family to buy a Sienna in 2007 when we needed to replace our long-time mechanically challenged Oldsmobile Silhouette. A little more than a year later, a teenager plowed through a stop sign and totaled my Corolla. I was bummed because I had hoped to get at least another three years out of the car based on its excellent track record, but once I settled the insurance claim, I bought another Corolla, a new 2009.

Your salesmen had me at hello both times.

But here’s the thing: I have purchased two new Toyotas in the past three years, and I’ve had significant mechanical problems both times.
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Toyota vs. Government Motors
Posted on 02.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:49 am

The bureaucrats and politicians in Washington are out to get Toyota because of ongoing recalls of the Japanese automaker’s popular vehicles. The House held one hearing yesterday, and another is scheduled for today. Toyota also is target of a U.S. criminal probe and a Securities and Exchange Commission investigation.

The intense, critical focus on the company has shaken the faith of this Toyota fan a bit. But in the back of my mind, I keep remembering extenuating circumstances like this:

Toyota’s U.S. operations are extremely successful, not saturated by inefficient union monopolies, and are in direct competition with the now government-owned General Motors.

From their first U.S. factory in 1988, the Japanese company’s success in the U.S. is extraordinary. In 2003, the Camry became the best-selling car in the U.S. and still is. In 2005, Fortune magazine stated: “By nearly every measure, Toyota is the world’s best auto manufacturer. It may be the world’s best manufacturer, period.” In 2006, Toyota became the third-biggest seller of cars and trucks in the U.S. In 2007, Toyota captured second place in the U.S. market, replacing Ford, which had held the No. 2 position since 1931. In 2008, as GM declined and temporarily avoided bankruptcy, Toyota surpassed their unionized competitor becoming the largest automaker in the world.

Toyota’s handling of the recall has been miserable. Weeks after I first learned that my car is subject to one of the recalls, I still haven’t been notified directly by the company, and so far as I know, there is no fix yet for the potentially faulty gas pedal in my 2009 Corolla. I’m not happy about that.

But the evidence that the federal government’s recent entrance into the car business has influenced its antagonizing approach to the Toyota recall is quite convincing:

There’s no question that in the first, heady days of recall, at least some in the Obama administration and Congress saw advantage in undermining Toyota. The majority owner of Government Motors felt it couldn’t hurt to fan the image of a “foreign” auto maker disregarding the safety of American drivers. Shoppers might just buy a Chevy instead, propping up government investment and bolstering United Auto Worker union jobs. And of course the trial bar would be thrilled by a fat new class-action target.

Vehicle recalls (there were 16.9 million in 2009 alone) are usually handled by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration—but the Toyota case was commandeered by Obama Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. He skewered the firm for being “a little safety deaf,” complained it hadn’t been responsive, and bragged it was the government that forced a recall. …

Over in Congress, a geographically notable contingent of representatives piled on. Rep. Bart Stupak, D-Mich., announced an investigation into “dangerous” malfunctions. Toyota was ordered to report to his Oversight subcommittee hearing next week. Rep. John Dingell, D-Mich., berated the company for taking “two years” to step up and ripped them for not recalling more models.

UAW lobbyist Alan Reuther demanded Toyota make amends by keeping open a unionized factory in California, currently scheduled for closure. Chrysler, GM and Ford started offering cash incentives for car buyers to trade in recalled Toyotas for domestic wares.

That leaves Toyota owners like me in the predicament of choosing the bad guy in this scenario. Toyota may not be the good guy, but given the choice between incompetent government and a private company with a solid track record, I pick the government as the one to wear the black hat.

[Cross-posted at Hot Air's Green Room]


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Ray LaHood’s Toyota Fear-Mongering
Posted on 02.08.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 4:43 pm

Last week, Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood told Toyota owners to stop driving their recalled cars until dealers fix the vehicles.

I drive a Toyota, and I must admit that my first instinct as a father was to call my local dealer and ask whether my car is safe to drive. But my second instinct was to remember that LaHood is a bureaucrat who needs to justify his existence, and what better way to do that than a little fear-mongering.

So today I did the opposite of what LaHood recommended. I took my recalled Corolla for a long drive on post-blizzard roads and into West Virginia. My son and I survived.

The lesson for Americans: Ignore bureaucratic fear-mongers like LaHood. Their attempts to scare you are shameful power trips.

Thankfully, LaHood had the character to revise and extend his remarks after a foolish statement at a congressional hearing. But the unnecessary damage to Toyota’s reputation already had been done — and I say that as a customer who isn’t too happy with Toyota right now.


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Hayek vs. Keynes: An Econ 101 Rap
Posted on 01.25.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:54 pm

I had trouble grasping basic economics in college when I had a professor who covered the subject slowly and tediously. Whose bright idea was it to try to explain it in a rapid-fire rap video pitting free-market capitalist Friedrich August von Hayek against John Maynard Keynes, whose economic theories gave us modern big government?

Clever, yes, and mildly entertaining. I certainly enjoyed the video more than the 8:30 a.m. Econ 101 I skipped almost every day after the professor told the class that he wouldn’t be lecturing about anything we couldn’t get from the textbook and that we didn’t have to attend except on test days.

But I’m no more enlightened after watching it than I was before. The video, produced by Econ Stories for George Mason University’s Mercatus Center, is at least four minutes too long to gain much traction online; the music is so loud that it distracts from the educational message; and the characters rap too fast for the intellectual message to be absorbed.

That’s 7-1/2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. The things I do for this blog!


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The Big Lie: ‘Excellent Salary And Benefits’
Posted on 01.23.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:57 pm

I just saw a new posting for a job that I interviewed for two weeks ago. The ad boasts that the job offers “excellent salary and benefits.”

I’ve always known that was a meaningless claim in theory, and now I know it in practice. This is the same company where the human resources chief was literally stunned when I quoted a salary that would have been a 10 percent pay cut for me. I know all too well how bad the media market is right now and am willing to take a pay cut for the right job. But that’s not enough for some companies.

“Wow, that’s way outside the range we were looking at,” the HR woman said. In other words, “excellent salary and benefits” is in the eyes of the employer, not the job candidate with 20 years of experience.

It’s all a big lie and false advertising at its worst.


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Global Warming Is Good
Posted on 12.24.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 4:44 pm

Tree huggers in the “North Country” think it’s a bad sign when a lake freezes 15 days later and four days earlier than in the past. I suspect the people who live there, at least those who don’t enjoy hugging frozen trees, see it as progress.

That certainly is the case in other parts of the world:

  • Greenland. “Known for its massive ice sheets, Greenland is feeling the effects of global warming as rising temperatures have expanded the island’s growing season and crops are flourishing.”
  • U.S. Northwest. For the Northwest’s wine industry, global warming has been a boon. … The longer growing season and warmer winter also increase wheat yields. … The shift has made the area better for plants that thrive in warmer, longer seasons.
  • Russia. Climate change “is a nice little earner for Russian hunter Alexander Vatagin. In Siberia’s northernmost reaches, high up in the Arctic Circle, the changing temperature is thawing out the permafrost to reveal the bones of prehistoric animals

There are irrefutable benefits to global warming. The climate has been changing for thousands of years, and God created man with the ability to adapt to whatever changes come our way. We shouldn’t take for granted the planet He gave us, but neither should we worship the creation instead of the Creator, as environmentalists do.


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Bonkers For Krystal Burgers
Posted on 12.24.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:28 pm

I’ve never eaten a Krystal hamburger, but I certainly the kind of appreciate food nostalgia that would drive a person to drive 30 miles round trip for a taste fix.

That’s what Angela Sims-Quinty started doing a few years ago, and continues to do on a regular basis to eat Krystal burgers now that the chain opened a restaurant near her home in Houston.

Her passion earned her a spot in the Krystal Lovers Hall of Fame — and her image and story on Krystal burger boxes everywhere for a month. “You know you’re a redneck when your sister’s picture is on a Krystal’s burger box,” her brother said.


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Light At The End Of The Journalism Tunnel?
Posted on 12.19.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:57 pm

Here is the latest installment in a seemingly endless series of personal stories about the troubles of the profession I love — and hate to see struggling:

Loss and destruction have been almost all that I’ve ever known in journalism. Sure, there has been great work along the way, almost always at the individual level. But many of those innovators that I chronicled at BeatBlogging.org moved on to other jobs and other fields.

And that was depressing. These were our beacons of light, and they couldn’t make it. The journalism industry has lost a lot of journalists and many of those that it lost were the best, brightest and most innovative.

But the real problem isn’t a journalism problem. Journalism is moving forward. It’s a business-model problem, and that’s something I can’t help that much with.

But enough on newspapers. There isn’t much more to say about them. And soon most of what will be said about them will be said in history books.

Journalism will live on. It will one day thrive again. The people that will be producing it and how they will produce will be foreign to us. We’ll know the light at the end of the tunnel when we see it.

I’m anxious to see that light. Although I’m still actively editing and writing stories — and even developing new skills in video — I have been out of the daily news business for two years now and miss it dearly. I want to be in a newsroom again. Someone please figure out how to make steady money in the news business again!


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Redneck Snack Time
Posted on 12.19.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:51 am

If you’re “real folks” with a hankerin’ for real food, click your way to Redneck Snack Baskets to whet your appetite for everything from Spam to Moon Pies.

“It’s really a neat way to do business,” Tom Klebe told the Herald & Review in Decatur, Ill. He and his wife, Darla, have been selling the snack baskets online since 2004 and have new mixes planned for after the holidays. “The challenge we are running into is all of the different shipping options.”

The store has arrangements for hunters (lots of jerky and other meaty morsels), fisherman (Goldfish crackers and other aquatic-themed snacks), soldiers (everything your favorite military man, or woman, could want while away from home) and more. The biggest basket, “Bubba’s Little Brother,” sells for about $130.

And right now all 10 versions of the redneck basket, which actually come in metal tubs, are “stimulus priced”!


Filed under: Business and Fishing and Food and Hunting & Guns and Rednecks
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‘Once Upon A Time, Men Wore The Pants’
Posted on 12.18.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:23 pm

Real men don’t wear pointy-toed shoes; they don’t want flowers as a gift; they don’t wear plunging necklines to showcase their “man cleavage“; and they don’t ridicule jeans.

Dockers gets it, and the “man’s intuition” at the core of the company’s clever “Man-ifesto” advertising campaign seems likely to earn it a pretty penny:

[S]omewhere along the way, the world decided it no longer needed men. Disco by disco, latte by foamy non-fat latte, men were stripped of their khaki’s and left stranded on the road between boyhood and androgyny. … We need men to put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and untie the world from the tracks of complacency. It’s time to get your hands dirty. It’s time to answer the call of manhood. It’s time to wear the pants.

Guys, go buy a pair of Dockers today. (Via Joe Carter at First Thoughts)


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