|
Posted on 04.30.12 by Danny Glover @ 6:41 am
If you live in Tornado Alley, you may want to find a sturdy helmet. It could save your life like 8-year-old Noah Stewart’s baseball helmet appears to have saved him:
That anecdote from an NPR story about the potential for helmets to reduce tornado deaths fascinated me on many levels. As a parent, I pictured one of our children floating above us inside a tornado, and the thought of it horrified me. As a lilapsophobe in the making (fear of tornadoes and other severe weather), I imagined myself living through every aspect of the Stewarts’ ordeal and wanted to rush to the store to buy tornado helmets for our whole family. And as an entrepreneurial spirit, I started dreaming of a hot new market for tornado helmets. If I would buy them, how many other people would do the same? Wearing helmets couldn’t possibly prevent all tornado deaths, but it’s common sense that it would give some people a better chance of surviving flying debris. Filed under: Business and Family and Human Interest and News & Politics and People and Weather Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.27.12 by Danny Glover @ 2:02 pm
What better day of the week to post a wacky frog video than Friday. It’s Frog Friday! Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Video and Wildlife Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.27.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:53 pm
That’s what one of my Facebook friends said yesterday when sharing this snapshot, captured by CU Independent photographer Andy Duann after a bear wandered onto Colorado University’s campus: Head to the CU Independent’s article for more photos of the bear incident. And while we’re getting cheap laughs at the expense of falling bears, watch this decade-old clip of a bear hitting a trampoline, which Shephard Smith plays regularly on his Fox News show: Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Media and News & Politics and Photography and Video and Wildlife Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.26.12 by Danny Glover @ 1:29 pm
Years ago, I thought “Blues Clues” was bad when our toddler son was addicted to it and made us watch the same episodes for hours, but “My Little Ponies” is so much worse. The rainbows, the bright colors, the high-pitched horsey voices — all of it makes me wanna scream! I would have thought that all people of the male persuasion shared my hostility toward “My Little Ponies.” But sadly, there is an entire subculture of post-pubescent boys and men who adore the fictitious creatures. They call themselves “bronies,” and they’re getting plenty of media attention. All of which raises this question asked in The Washington Post: “Isn’t there something a little weird about grown men playing with rainbow-hued ponies?” The paper quoted a psychological expert who said it’s no big deal. “They’re just a fan base revisiting childhood and some of the things they have left behind. … It really is just different ways people have of fulfilling these very fundamental human needs.” But little girls like our 10-year-old have enough common sense to realize that explanation is bunk. When I told her about bronies the other day, she shot me a look that said, “Are you serious? Are they crazy?” I’ve now robbed her of a piece of the childhood innocence that bronies refuse to forsake. Hopefully that means I won’t have to watch “My Little Ponies” much longer. Filed under: Culture and Entertainment and Family Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.24.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:37 pm
Although these 10 rules are a bit dry, they offer the kind of fiscal enlightenment that rednecks and all Americans need. You can find the details in the American Legislative Exchange Council’s new report, “Rich States, Poor States“:
Filed under: Business and Government and News & Politics Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.24.12 by Danny Glover @ 9:13 am
Nothing aggravates me more as a commuter than watching other commuters repeatedly break the law, whether they are driving in the high-occupancy vehicle lane of I-66 without enough passengers or riding Virginia Railway Express without paying their fares. Most of us commuters abide by the rules and pay our way, so I for one love watching the scofflaws get busted for their bad behavior. A case in point — this guy who has taken to riding the same VRE train as me in the evening but who apparently thinks he rides for free: The first time I saw him, he made a huge scene by pretending to have lost his ticket after he boarded the train. He searched every pocket of his coat, his pants, his shirt and his bag. He lifted the VRE seat where he had been sitting and the empty one across from it. He scoured the floor. He obviously never found the ticket because he never had it, so he was fined. The man has been on the train several times since but hasn’t been asked to show his VRE ticket. His luck ran out yesterday, and this time he made more of a scene, accusing two different VRE attendants of harassing him. The charge this time: riding with an invalidated ticket. The rider blamed a faulty machine at Union Station, one that no other riders had mentioned. The VRE attendant who ultimately issued the fine reminded him that he is obligated as a rider to let a VRE attendant know of such a problem before he boards the train. The cheater’s response, and I quote: “I’m gonna bring a lawyer with me the next time I ride, and I’m gonna sue you all for harassment. … I’ve spent $25,000 on VRE over 10 years’ time.” (At $150 a pop for riding without paying, I’ll bet most of his commuting investment came in the form of fines, assuming he’s even telling the truth about that.) His stories aren’t believable, and neither are his threats. My guess is that I’ll see this rider on the train soon, without a lawyer and probably without a ticket. I’ll look forward to watching him get fined again. Filed under: D.C. Commuter Diary and People Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.23.12 by Danny Glover @ 9:31 pm
Our 12-year-old son has been brainstorming ways to make money so he can buy an iPod Touch. Maybe once his voice changes, he can adopt this teenager’s tactic and start charging $5 to record messages for people’s answering machines: The boy behind the voice is 14-year-old Jake Foushee, and the video above made him an Internet star. The Charlotte Observer has the story:
Foushee, who was on “Good Morning America” last week, is following in the footsteps of another Southerner who recently become an online celebrity thanks to Reddit: Zeddie Little, the “ridiculously photogenic guy” who spawned an Internet meme. You gotta love it when enlightened rednecks get their 15 minutes in the spotlight. Filed under: Entertainment and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Media and People and Video Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.23.12 by Danny Glover @ 8:12 pm
There’s a new and rare breed of creature occupying pockets of the U.S. House of Representatives these days — the rednecks were were baby doctors before they were elected. The four lawmakers are Republicans Michael Burgess, Phil Gingrey and Phil Roe, all of Georgia, and Ron Paul of Texas, who is running for president. Notice how they refer to themselves, according to this Roe quote in Politico: “We’re all Southern, conservative and pro-life. … Loudmouthed and red-necked is also a good way to describe us.” With street cred like that — or should I say “dirt-road cred” — it’s a shame there aren’t more of them in Congress. This country would have not only better health care but better direction all around if the enlightened rednecks were in charge. Filed under: Government and Health and News & Politics and People and Rednecks Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.20.12 by Danny Glover @ 10:35 am
Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen created a firestorm of rhetorical protest last week after she chided first-lady-wannabe Ann Romney’s credentials. In a CNN appearance Rosen said that Romney can’t possibly identify with the economic concerns of women in America because she “never worked a day in her life.” Proctor & Gamble knows better. A sponsor of the 2012 Olympics, the company just released a video that captures the hard-working essence of motherhood — being there for your children: The video’s storyline focuses on mothers of future Olympians, but the closing message is a reminder to the Hilary Rosens of the world that stay-at-home mothers do real work and have valuable insights into the economics of life. “The hardest job in the world,” the video says, “is the best job in the world. Thank you, Mom.” Josh Romney and his brothers know that about their own mother. “She could have pursued a career in teaching, business or science,” Josh Romney wrote of Ann Romney in the book “Life Lessons from Mothers of Faith.” “But she always knew that the profession that would bring her the most happiness and fulfillment was that of a mom.” Let’s hope the power brokers in Washington now see the value of mothers, too. Filed under: Culture and News & Politics and Parenting and People and Religion and Video Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.13.12 by Danny Glover @ 2:53 pm
Four years ago, I embarked on a bold mission — to blog about every single tax our family paid over a year’s time to illustrate just how often and deeply the government dives into our wallets. I grossly underestimated how much of my time that blog, Taxation With Representation, would occupy, and the project quickly became too great an editorial burden for a side project. Bad memories of that blog rushed into my mind as I watched this video, which illustrates the same point in less than one minute and with a more modern technological hook: The video has a political message: “Under President Obama, there’s a tax for just about everything.” But in reality it doesn’t matter who occupies the White House, the Capitol, statehouses, legislatures, county commissions or city councils across America. The government always will find a way to rob Peter and Paul — and Mary, too. Or as this nightmare Friday the 13th presentation from the U.S. Chamber of Commerce puts it: “It’s a job-killing nightmare. It’s a drain on hard-earned paychecks. It’s a fleecing of epic proportions. It’s … the Tax Blob”: Filed under: Government and News & Politics and Technology and Video Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.13.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:50 pm
This firing of a young journalist even before he started his first day at the Wilmington News Journal in Delaware was predictable:
Fortunately, the story has a happy ending for a greenhorn who, although naive about the norms of business behavior, clearly has the creativity to succeed as a writer:
Kristopher Brooks shouldn’t have published his job announcement before clearing the idea with his new employer, and he definitely shouldn’t have used the company’s logo without permission. But the News Journal overreacted by rescinding the job offer. Now it won’t benefit from Brooks’ “narrative storytelling and your natural curiosity.” His new employer will. Filed under: Blogging and Business and Media and People Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.06.12 by Danny Glover @ 10:00 am
We don’t want to expose our children to the political lies of liberal teachers like Kristin Martin in Fairfax County, Va.:
Martin teaches sixth-graders in the county right next to ours, so this story hits close to home. She did apologize later, no doubt because school administrators demanded it, but by then the damage had been done. Those children now have that quick and stereotypical lesson about Republicans etched into their impressionable brains, and it may help shape their political views for a lifetime. Martin’s apology also followed the disingenuous “I am deeply sorry if I offended you” pattern of people who say what they believe in their hearts but then get in trouble for it. She should be suspended, but the school board, a bastion of liberals, has decided not to act. (Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.) Filed under: News & Politics and People and Why We Home-School Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.05.12 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 pm
The ingenuity of Americans who discover ways to exploit the incompetence of government — and the perpetual naivete of bureaucrats who create loopholes — never ceases to amaze me. Three stories in the past month illustrate this reality. The first involved a bankrupt Washington-area couple who have lived in a Maryland mansion for five years without paying their mortgage:
Next came Amanda Clayton, the Michigan woman who continued collecting food stamps after winning $1 million in the state lottery. Her defense:
Filed under: Business and Culture and Government and News & Politics and People Comments: None |
|
Posted on 04.04.12 by Danny Glover @ 2:51 pm
Once famous for its legendary spelling and grammar test, as of yesterday the University of North Carolina’s journalism school is now famous for turning its back on a time-honored, old-school teaching tradition. The school is dropping the spelling part of the must-pass test. Like many other journalists, I cringed when I read the news at JimRomenesko.com. A journalism school deciding that spelling doesn’t matter in the era of word processors because we have spell check, and this after media organizations have spurned copy editors? Journalists are lowering the standards of the profession so much that we all might as well have unedited blogs! But as I read the school’s explanation for the change, the decision began to make more sense:
I am still concerned that entirely killing the spelling portion of the test sends the wrong message to future journalists — that training their brains to spell words doesn’t matter because they can rely on the engineers who build technology to do it for them. But no one can deny that, with the exception of names and other proper nouns, spell-checking tools do a great job of catching misspelled words, whether they are the result of typos or the poor spelling skills of the typist. On the other hand, spell-checking programs don’t often catch errors in word usage. I can’t tell you how many times a day I have to change “their” to “its,” “it’s” to “its,” or “effect” to “affect.” The words are always spelled correctly, but they are used incorrectly in the context of the sentences. And no matter how many times I correct people, they keep repeating the mistakes. This tells me that word usage is a bigger obstacle than word spelling in the modern era. The journalism school has recognized a greater need in testing and is adjusting its process accordingly. That strikes me as a good move. I’m more bothered by the fact that UNC journalism students only need to get a 70 on the word usage and grammar test to graduate. As a journalism major at West Virginia University in the 1990s, I had to score an 85 on a grammar test that included spelling and word usage just to get accepted into the journalism school. As an editor, I don’t want my writers to get it wrong 30 percent of the time. That just makes my job tougher. If UNC wants to emphasize word usage over spelling in its must-pass test, that’s a legitimate choice. But the school needs to up its grading game. Filed under: Grammar and Media Comments: 1 Comment |
|
Posted on 04.03.12 by Danny Glover @ 10:46 am
Hoppy Kercheval of MetroNews, the radio network that calls itself “the voice of West Virginia,” spotted a hypocritical editorial juxtaposition in this morning’s Charleston Gazette, one of the Mountain State’s two capital city newspapers. First came the editorial rightfully decrying the rise of “far-right, racist, extremist groups” in West Virginia and across America:
You might think the writer was just engaging in hyperbole, and you would be right. But it’s much like the inappropriate hyperbole that got Limbaugh into so much trouble last month when he attacked Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke for her views on government-subsidized contraception. Free speech gives staff writer Susan Williams the right to voice her ugliness at Limbaugh and The Charleston Gazette the right to publish it. But decent people should condemn them for it and for their double standard about what constitutes acceptable hyperbole to make a point. Filed under: Entertainment and Media and News & Politics and People and West Virginia Comments: None |







