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Posted on 08.19.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:07 pm
I spend most of my commute on Virginia Railway Express — that’s another whiny story — but I do take a brief trips on Metro each day, from L’Enfant Plaza to Metro Center and back. I exit Metro Center at G and 12 streets. The escalators there have worked maybe 15 percent of the time since I joined the David All Group. Today I noticed the chicken-scratched sign above. Metro’s incompetence even extends to signage. What, you raise our fares twice this summer but still can’t afford a good sign? Sadly, the failures of our capital city’s public transportation are escalating (pun intended). Here’s a telling nugget from a May column in the Washington Examiner:
All the more reason to appreciate the all-too-brief respite I had as a telecommuter. Filed under: D.C. Commuter Diary and Government Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.19.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:37 pm
As a kid, I always hated it when my Dad began his lessons-in-life lectures with the admonition, “There’s a right way and a wrong way to [insert chore here].” But as I matured, I came to appreciate his wisdom. There really is a right way and a wrong way to hold a broom or a shovel if you want to work efficiently. Well, here’s a life lesson every enlightened redneck needs to learn: There’s a right way and a wrong way to position toilet paper in the holder. To quote Australian blogger Jason Jordan, “Over is right, under is wrong.” I read the same advice from Ann Landers or Dear Abby (or some other advice columnist) when I was a teen and took it to heart. But I never really understood why over was better than under until I saw Jordan’s illustrations and explanations. Click the picture to see the rest of them, and you’ll be a top-roll TP convert, too. Filed under: Culture and Human Interest Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:35 pm
This year for my wife’s birthday, the children made waffles in Mommy’s new gift, a Belgian waffle maker. I forced them to decorate and wear birthday aprons. They weren’t too thrilled about starring in the video, but Lord willing, we’ll all enjoy watching it together 20 years from now. I also edited another family video over the weekend, one of my 10-year-old son mowing our lawn for the first time. I had him in mind last week when I replaced our dead mower with a self-propelled version that has an adjustable height setting. Anthony is eager to start a lawn business so he can buy electronic games. We’re teaching him to save a large chunk of his earnings and to reinvest in his business by buying other tools. But if the desire to buy the latest gadgets motivates him to do hard work, the mower will be a worthwhile investment not just for our own lawn but for his character. Filed under: Business and Family and Parenting and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 9:53 pm
Tom Harper, the writer of a blog called Who Hijacked Our Country from Olympic Peninsula, Wash., just submitted his entry for elitist of the year:
Sadly, juvenile, name-calling tirades against rednecks like his are all too common in political circles. This tweet captures the spirit of the left perfectly: “The Democrats have selected their motto for the midterms: ‘Vote for us, you racist, hate-filled morons!’” Filed under: Hatin' On Rednecks and News & Politics and People Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 8:32 pm
Little good can come from the recent obsession with a bratty JetBlue steward who quit his job by making an illegal emergency exit onto the tarmac. But it did give America this clever animated video of congressional Democrats fleeing Air Force One to escape any association with President Obama: Filed under: Just For Laughs and News & Politics and People and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.17.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:26 pm
Journalists feign objectivity for the public, but get them in a free-wheeling chat and they’ll spout opinions about anything — even the merits of coins. Hence this Q&A today with Paul Farhi of The Washington Post:
I happen to agree with Farhi about the penny, an annoying coin of no value in a country where inflation long ago made the penny worthless. I also happen to be an objective journalist in one format who still spouts opinions every day. But Farhi’s condemnation of the penny — and of the dollar coin — came in the context of an online chat where he cautioned other journalists to choose their words wisely so they wouldn’t be suspended for revealing personal bias. How ironic. I guess it’s safe to assume that Farhi won’t be covering any future debates about the merits of the penny. Filed under: Coin Collecting and Media Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 08.13.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:42 pm
If a pretty woman were to stop you on the street and quiz you about the money the federal government spent to stimulate the economy (which didn’t work), could you tell her which projects were real and which were fake? The organization that brought this video to you is appropriately named Bankrupting America because that’s exactly what our elected officials are doing. Filed under: Government and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.13.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:19 pm
I have no particular reason for posting this video other than the obvious — it’s a tiger riding a horse! You just don’t see that every day, so enjoy seeing it today on this blog: Filed under: Entertainment and Human Interest and Video and Wildlife Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.12.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:16 pm
This is Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., proving at his birthday bash/fundraiser that he is as rhythmically challenged as he is ethically challenged: Filed under: Just For Laughs and News & Politics and People and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.12.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:26 am
Here’s a sample of the praise being heaped upon the man who brought to life the message of “Take This Job And Shove It“:
That’s right, act like a child and commit a crime in the act of quitting your job and you, too, can be a global hero. Or how about this spin? “It’s refreshing when someone decides to flourish his way out of a job instead of taking the now-cliche mass-murder suicide route.” Have we sunk so low that the only two options for quitting a job are mass murder and obnoxious, self-indulgent behavior? I behaved that way once. The band director in high school rightly scolded a few classmates and me for talking out of turn on the field at the end of practice. I had been ready to quit band at the start of that season anyway and was surprised and embarrassed by the lecture. So when the band director publicly invited any of us who couldn’t stop talking to leave and not come back, I walked. I thought I was so cool at the time. A few of my classmates did, too. But most of them knew what I refused to see until years later when I recounted the story to my wife and she enlightened me as to what I really had been: a stupid 17-year-old kid and a disrespectful punk. Filed under: Culture and Human Interest and Media and News & Politics and People and Pets and Sports and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 08.11.10 by Danny Glover @ 6:32 pm
We want our children to learn how to spell “school” correctly: Future lessons: “2+2 = 5,” and “Barack Obama is the first president of the United States.” OK, this flub technically isn’t the school’s fault. But I’ll bet the road contractor who painted the sign got his fifth-grade education in public school. Plus remember, his bosses and officials at the nearby school let the error dry long enough for journalists to snap embarrassing pictures of it. (Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.) Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Photography and Why We Home-School Comments: 2 Comments |
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Posted on 08.08.10 by Danny Glover @ 8:47 pm
Last month at Coxsackie-Athens High School in Coxsackie, N.Y., an 18-year-old girl who rose to the top of her graduating class embraced her valedictory speech as an opportunity to deliver a pointed message to the educational system that molded her. “School is not all that it can be,” Erica Goldson told her teachers and school administrators, her peers and their parents. “Right now, it is a place for most people to determine that their goal is to get out as soon as possible.” Her speech has created a minor buzz online. I don’t agree with every gripe Goldson voiced. Most children need educational goals to excel, and tests are the best way to gauge student progress toward those goals. Based on the awkward delivery (see the video below), I also doubt that Goldson spoke from her own inspiration. I suspect that an adult who hates authority, structure and the “evil corporate world” unduly influenced her. But as a whole, her speech is worth a read. Here are some of the high points:
Filed under: Business and Culture and Home Schooling and News & Politics and People and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 2:32 pm
Last month at First Things, I learned that I have some work to do if I want to live a good life. I can do many of the “50 Things A Man Should Be Able To Do” but not all of them. I can make a budget, change a diaper, cook a signature dish, type with more than two fingers, and perform CPR and the Heimlich maneuver (I actually had to perform it on my mother not long ago). I can even hug another man without embarrassment. But I can’t maintain my car, push-start a car with manual transmission or navigate an unfamiliar city, and I definitely can’t help someone who is throwing up without also barfing myself (ask my kids.) I also don’t yet know whether I can get a prostate exam without crying. And I have no interest in innocently flirting with a woman twice my age, conversing with people who bore me to tears or planning for a zombie apocalypse. The good news is that I’m fairly certain my wife can’t do everything on First Things’ list of “50 Things A Woman Should Be Able To Do.” Here are a few that pose challenges for her: Filed under: Culture and Family and Human Interest and Religion Comments: None |
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Posted on 08.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:01 pm
“To be determined” — sounds like a great name for a news outlet. And it is. TBD.com, a local news venture funded by the same company that built Politico, will go online in the Washington region next week. I was immediately intrigued when the talk of the as-yet-unnamed TBD started in media circles several months ago. TBD had big money in the bank (from Allbritton Communications), and it had a digital news visionary at the helm (Jim Brady, who built washingtonpost.com). I also was ending a contract job at the time and eager to work in local journalism again, so I tried mightily to join the TBD team. Alas, with so many qualified journalists in the Washington area looking for work, I never made the cut. So like many others, I’m relegated to watching from the sidelines as TBD tries to win the game of media innovation in a changing marketplace. I like what I’ve seen and heard so far. For the past few months, TBD has been focused on building a network of more than 100 local bloggers whose work will supplement TBD’s original reporting. And yesterday, TBD shared more of its plans for rewriting the future of news. Here’s a recap by tweet from Steve Myers of Poynter Online: Filed under: Blogging and Business and Media and Technology Comments: 2 Comments |
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Posted on 08.07.10 by Danny Glover @ 8:36 am
A couple of weeks ago, our 5-year-old daughter opened a lemonade stand for a day at Mamaw’s house in my hometown. She probably broke a local ordinance when she did, but Paden City, W.Va., doesn’t have a Lemonade Police Unit. Portland, Ore., apparently does:
A county official later apologized for the actions of a health inspector on a power trip. “I just feel like we have to be able to distinguish between a 7-year-old who is selling lemonade and trying to learn about business and someone who actually has a business,” Jeff Cogen said. Ya think? Filed under: Business and Family and Food and Government and News & Politics and West Virginia Comments: None |
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