Tom Harper, the writer of a blog called Who Hijacked Our Country from Olympic Peninsula, Wash., just submitted his entry for elitist of the year:

Let’s just pretend for a minute: Your parents are first cousins, you flunked out of school in first grade because finger-painting was too complicated, and your favorite hobby is pulling the wings off of flies. And now, one of your fellow retards has asked you and a hundred of your closest friends for your opinion.

Sadly, juvenile, name-calling tirades against rednecks like his are all too common in political circles. This tweet captures the spirit of the left perfectly: “The Democrats have selected their motto for the midterms: ‘Vote for us, you racist, hate-filled morons!’”