Non-rednecks think it’s a word game you play to poke fun at rednecks.

All words must be spelled the way a redneck might spell it. We enjoy playing it, except for my schoolteacher friend for whom it brought back horrible memories of her training, when she was assigned to assist in teaching elementary school in a rural part of the country.

Enlightened rednecks know it’s a language you speak, and it takes years of practice to master.