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Posted on 03.31.10 by Danny Glover @ 12:24 am
This one comes courtesy of fellow journalist/blogger Robert Stacy McCain, who explained in an interview at the blog Jumping In Pools why home is the school for his children:
(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.) Filed under: Government and Why We Home-School Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.27.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:18 pm
Kentucky’s No. 1 ranking wasn’t enough to the stop the Mountaineers from rolling on to Indianapolis for the Final Four — our first appearance since Jerry West led the team there a half-century ago! It’s time for a celebration, WVU-style. For all of you rednecks who weren’t enlightened enough to attend West Virginia University, the song playing during the couch-burning scene is the WVU anthem. Mountaineers fans are notorious for burning couches in the streets of Morgantown after big sports wins. Filed under: Sports and Video and West Virginia Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.27.10 by Danny Glover @ 2:19 pm
It’s time for another induction into the “Redneck Hall of Shame.” This time the dishonor goes to the outside-the-box thinkers at the Southern Legal Resource Center, who, with a straight face, are telling Southerners to claim their heritage as “Confederate Southern Americans” on their census forms. Why? So they can qualify for protection under civil rights law:
It’s true that many Southerners are unfairly ridiculed, usually with the all-encompassing insult “redneck” that inspired this blog. But to argue that such attacks qualify as harassment and persecution that qualifies for federal protection is bizarre — especially coming from a group that can’t let go of the Confederate flag. Characters like that need a heavy dose of enlightenment. Filed under: Culture and Government and History and Redneck Hall Of Shame Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.26.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:01 pm
This is going viral on Facebook. I don’t know who wrote it, but it captures the spirit of a solid majority of the country not only this week but for more than a year:
I have to say that as a writer, I would hate it if I wrote something that clever and it traveled all over the Internet without my name on it. This is what reminded me of the “The Bill Of No Rights” more than a decade after I unraveled that Internet copyright mystery. Filed under: Entertainment and Government and Health and News & Politics and Technology Comments: 5 Comments |
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Posted on 03.26.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:54 pm
Napper’s name was lost in the electronic shuffle, and the lawmaker, Mitchell Kaye, ended up getting the credit for the masterpiece. I uncovered the mystery of authorship five years later while working at the online magazine IntellectualCapital.com. This week, when President Obama signed a national health-care system into law, is a fitting time to revisit “The Bill Of No Rights” and the story behind it. Here’s what I wrote for IC:
Filed under: Government and Health and Media and News & Politics and People and Technology Comments: 2 Comments |
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Posted on 03.26.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:38 pm
“It’s an ethernet cable connected to the telephone poll that goes to the big scary room, and then it goes across the ocean to another computer somewhere else. That’s all it is. It’s a bunch of computers connected. That way we can all play games.” Or in the memorable words of former Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska: “The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.” Filed under: Just For Laughs and Technology and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.26.10 by Danny Glover @ 2:48 pm
This dog, a mix of boxer and pitbull, is definitely not law enforcement’s best friend. He spent some time in jail and has to go to obedience class after shredding the bumper of a police car: Winston (that’s the dog’s name) must be the leader of the crazy tea party movement that has Democrats in Congress cowering in fear. Filed under: Human Interest and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Pets and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.26.10 by Danny Glover @ 8:30 am
They wanted to pass the bill so they could read. They wanted to control the people. They made up the rules as they went along. Now that they’ve managed to rewrite health-care law in America, listen to the Democrats in their own words and relive the memories: That helps explain why so many people think Congress is dysfunctional and corrupt, eh? You have to laugh to keep from crying. Filed under: Government and Health and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.25.10 by Danny Glover @ 2:00 pm
This picture, courtesy of the Pew Research Center, isn’t worth a thousand words in the literal sense, but the few dozen words it does use tell a pointed story about the people’s perception of their “representatives” in Congress: Notice how small the word “liberal” is in the snapshot. It indicates how few people choose to characterize Congress by political philosophy when there are so many better adjectives to use. But my favorite descriptor for Congress is still the one offered by a man in a Philadelphia focus group late last year: Satan. Filed under: Government and Just For Laughs and News & Politics Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.24.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:29 am
Cursing is nothing new in the world of politics, but the few (and foolish) choice words uttered by today’s power brokers often end up being broadcast to the world. It’s so … unpresidential. Or in the case of Joe Biden’s latest gaffe yesterday (and Dick Cheney before him), unvice-presidential. Where have all the statesmen gone? Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Even worse than politicians lowering the bar of respectable public discourse, however, is the fact that Americans are OK with it — so OK with it that they are willing to endorse the behavior by wearing t-shirts with Biden’s foul language emblazoned on it. And this because the government passed a health-care plan? Foul-mouthed physician, heal thyself! Filed under: Culture and News & Politics and People and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.23.10 by Danny Glover @ 4:25 pm
It’s easy to get lost in all the maze-like office buildings in Washington. Just ask the man, presumably a White House staffer, who walked into the President Obama’s historic camera shot as he spoke at the bill-signing ceremony for health-care legislation. Filed under: Health and Just For Laughs and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.22.10 by Danny Glover @ 10:01 pm
The current Congress threw the “Schoolhouse Rocks” version of “I’m Just A Bill” out the Capitol window, so now there is a modern version to teach in civics class. Here’s the gist of it in a few words, in case the hip-hop music grates on your ears like it did mine: “Don’t you get it. This isn’t what they teach you in school. This is D.C., baby — passin’ laws with other people’s dough. … You’ll be taxed and pay against your will.” Filed under: Government and History and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.18.10 by Danny Glover @ 7:27 pm
Congress is robbing taxpayers blind and won’t change its ways unless voters constitutionally handcuff lawmakers. But don’t believe me; listen to the confession of Rep. Tom Perriello, D-Va.: “If you don’t tie our hands, we will keep stealing.” At least he gets points for honesty. Filed under: Government and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.15.10 by Danny Glover @ 8:40 pm
Our decennial census form arrived in the mail today, but we already knew it was on the way because last week we got this helpful letter from the Census Bureau, in English and Spanish no less: The bureau earned well-deserved ridicule for sending a mailing to tell taxpayers they would be getting more mail a few days later. But as unenlightened bureaucrats in government are wont to do, they defended the mailing. Both the Census Bureau and its federal overlord, the Commerce Department, went so far as to spin the news on the social network Twitter. “Wondering about this week’s Census form mailing?” Commerce said. “Research shows it increases responses by more than 6 percent and could save taxpayers more than $500 million.” Filed under: Government and News & Politics Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.12.10 by Danny Glover @ 11:21 pm
The George W. Bush urinal — proof that liberals never, ever disrespect the office of the presidency. Only those crazy, right-wing rednecks would demean the Leader of the Free World by peeing on his likeness. In case you were wondering, the Bush hater who builds these contraptions is represented in Congress by none other than House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif. Filed under: News & Politics and People Comments: None |
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