My father forwarded this e-mail to me months ago, but I just rediscovered it in my inbox. The message is consistent with the theme of this blog, so it’s worth a reprint:

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It’s time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I’d choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit — that’s what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya’ll know who ya ’ll are.

• You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’
• You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
• You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘ Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
• You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
• You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
• You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
• You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
• You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
• You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
• You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.