All of you enlightened rednecks who think it’s a good idea to propose to your would-be spouse in a very public way must watch this video:

The hat tip goes to Ed Morrissey of Hot Air, who offers these words of wisdom: “Unless you’re sure of the answer, prospective suitors should consider the YouTube age before popping the question at a sporting event.”

UPDATE, 2/16: The whole thing was staged, which means both the man and the woman are losers.