On Christmas Day 2009, a would-be terrorist attempted to blow a jet airliner out of the sky by igniting a bomb built into his underwear. Had he succeeded, people wouldn’t be giving the terrorist, Omar Farouk Abdulmutallab, creative nicknames and cracking jokes about his “equipment.” But he failed, so he’s an easy target for ridicule.

The terror plot has spawned at least two puns I’ve seen:

• EunuchBomber
• Fruit of the Boom

Heard any others, or have ideas of your own? Include them in the comments. Or if you hate puns, include the ones you find particularly grating.