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Posted on 12.24.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:28 pm
That’s what Angela Sims-Quinty started doing a few years ago, and continues to do on a regular basis to eat Krystal burgers now that the chain opened a restaurant near her home in Houston. Her passion earned her a spot in the Krystal Lovers Hall of Fame — and her image and story on Krystal burger boxes everywhere for a month. “You know you’re a redneck when your sister’s picture is on a Krystal’s burger box,” her brother said. Filed under: Advertising and Business and Food and Human Interest Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.24.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:05 pm
Our Christmas tree is decorated with all kinds of redneck ornaments, including a Tasmanian Devil/Angel tree topper and several bear ornaments, but we don’t have this redneck scooter: Of course, enlightened rednecks would fill that scooter with non-alcoholic drinks. Filed under: Holidays and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.24.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:51 pm
America is on the verge of taking a huge step toward socialized medicine, and Sen. Ben Nelson is a key player in that move. The Nebraska Democrat gave his party the 60th vote it needs to limit debate on the health-care bill that the Senate passed today on a 60-39 vote. Nelson’s decision to sell his vote in a deal dubbed as “Cash for Cloture” doesn’t sit with the the rednecks in his state. Several of them rallied in the capital city of Lincoln on Tuesday to protest Nelson’s support for the legislation in exchange for tens of millions of dollars in federal dollars to Nebraska. “We’re proud redneck Nebraskans, and we go big red and we’re not for sale,” Lincoln musician Gary Redden sang. The crowd answered back, “We’re not for sale!” Nelson had plenty of opportunities to hear that message before selling out, but he closed his ears. Unfortunately, Nelson isn’t up for re-election until 2010. Hopefully the rednecks will crank up the volume between now and then, so the state doesn’t forget Nelson’s betrayal. Filed under: Government and Health and Music and News & Politics and People and Rednecks Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 12.21.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:16 pm
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Posted on 12.21.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:02 am
Senate Democratic leaders yesterday bought the 60th vote they need to impose the heavy hand of government on the American health-care market. Failing a revolt by the more liberal House, “Obamacare” is looking more and more like the future for this country. But “we, the people” always get the last word, and hopefully the decision by President Obama and Democrats in Congress to force on this nation a law opposed by a majority of Americans will prove to be their undoing politically. Ray Stevens, my favorite comedic singer as a child, gives voice to that possibility in a new song. The best line: “Please tell Nancy Pelosi, we’re gonna do the hokey pokey — put the right ones in, pull the left ones out.” And one of Stevens’ oldies but goodies, “The Mississippi Squirrel Revival,” is a metaphor for how the nation reached this point. Obama is the squirrel who went berserk in the first self-righteous Congress, and liberals are singing “Hallelujah” to his plan for socialized medicine. Filed under: Government and Just For Laughs and Music and News & Politics and People and Redneck Humor and Redneck Music and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 10:01 pm
Note to self for future blizzards: Do not let it snow 20 inches and then start a fire. The snow finds its way down the chimney and onto the flue, the smoke can’t escape, and the water drips into the fireplace and all over the logs that were dried the day before. And about that Dockers ad campaign telling men to be men and wear the pants in the family: It sounded a whole lot better yesterday, before I realized it means wearing frozen pants to shovel snow in a blizzard. Three hours of shoveling today, and I still didn’t finish! Apparently I should have shoveled out the fireplace, too. Filed under: Advertising and Culture and Family and Human Interest and News & Politics Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:57 pm
Here is the latest installment in a seemingly endless series of personal stories about the troubles of the profession I love — and hate to see struggling:
I’m anxious to see that light. Although I’m still actively editing and writing stories — and even developing new skills in video — I have been out of the daily news business for two years now and miss it dearly. I want to be in a newsroom again. Someone please figure out how to make steady money in the news business again! Filed under: Business and Media Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:22 pm
Frank Borelli, the editor-in-chief of New American Truth, fits the redneck stereotype. He was born and raised in Appalachia and subsisted in part on the food that his family, including a mother who dropped out of high school in the ninth grade, farmed and hunted. But he knows there is far more to rednecks than the stereotype and is proud to be one:
Well said. And Borelli has much more to say on the topic. Read the whole essay. Filed under: Hatin' On Rednecks and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:03 pm
Think of all the small game that died to make this festive wreath possible — and smile knowing that it is driving the animal lovers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals crazy. Filed under: Holidays and Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:51 am
“It’s really a neat way to do business,” Tom Klebe told the Herald & Review in Decatur, Ill. He and his wife, Darla, have been selling the snack baskets online since 2004 and have new mixes planned for after the holidays. “The challenge we are running into is all of the different shipping options.” The store has arrangements for hunters (lots of jerky and other meaty morsels), fisherman (Goldfish crackers and other aquatic-themed snacks), soldiers (everything your favorite military man, or woman, could want while away from home) and more. The biggest basket, “Bubba’s Little Brother,” sells for about $130. And right now all 10 versions of the redneck basket, which actually come in metal tubs, are “stimulus priced”! Filed under: Business and Fishing and Food and Hunting & Guns and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 10:58 pm
Still Christmas shopping for that special redneck in your life? Well, nothing says “I love you” like a gun rack under the mattress and a shotgun within reach as you sleep: That reminds me of a redneck Christmas carol I learned as a kid and sing to our children now: “Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Santa Claus is dead. Tried to steal my teddy bear, so I shot him in the head.” Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Filed under: Holidays and Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs and Redneck Humor and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:51 pm
Today I am ashamed to say that I live in Virginia, and am ever more thankful to be a West Virginian by birth, because the Old Dominion has a legal loophole that lets mothers get away with murder. The news from Roanoke: “A loophole in state law is preventing Campbell County investigators from charging a woman they say killed her newborn baby. … They say the baby was under bedding and had been suffocated by her mother. Investigators say because the mother and baby were still connected by the umbilical cord and placenta, state law does not consider the baby to be a separate life. Therefore, the mother cannot be charged.” Prosecutors have lobbied Virginia lawmakers numerous times to close the baby-killer loophole, but apparently they fear the outcry from abortionists. “Ironically, if the baby had been killed by someone else in an assault on the mother before its birth, that person would have been charged with murder, which sets up a really interesting double standard,” Ed Morrissey noted at Hot Air. “Are legislators in Virginia so afraid of the abortion industry that they can’t take steps to protect full-term babies after their birth? Sounds like Virginians need a new class of lawmakers.” Or we need lawmakers with class and courage, not to mention a dose of humanity. Filed under: Government and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:22 pm
With an obnoxious smirk on his face more fitting for Saturday Night Live than the U.S. Senate, comedian-turned-politician Al Franken proved yesterday that he lacks the character to be a leader. The Minnesota Democrat broke with Senate courtesy to deny a colleague an extra minute to make a point. Independent Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut, a former Democrat despised by the left, was surprised but accepted the parliamentary jab without a fight. “Really?” OK, I don’t take it personally,” he said, even though he likely suspected Franken’s objection was at least partly personal. John McCain, R-Ariz., wasn’t willing to let the offense go without comment: “I must say that I don’t know what’s happening here in this body, but I think it’s wrong. … I have never seen a member denied an extra minute or so, as the chair just did.” I used to cover the House on a daily basis for Congressional Quarterly, and I was constantly aggravated by the chamber’s willingness to let lawmakers violate speaking time limits and to hold votes open longer than rules permitted. But that’s not what happened in the Senate. Lieberman sought a little more time to finish his point. Senators regularly grant such requests by “unanimous consent” as a collegial courtesy, but Franken chose to break that tradition for purely political reasons. He is no statesman, that’s for sure. Filed under: Government and News & Politics and People and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:23 pm
Dockers gets it, and the “man’s intuition” at the core of the company’s clever “Man-ifesto” advertising campaign seems likely to earn it a pretty penny:
Guys, go buy a pair of Dockers today. (Via Joe Carter at First Thoughts) Filed under: Advertising and Business and Culture and Just For Laughs Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 12.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:59 am
… in the stocking of this butchery. Sometimes people become so emotionally invested in a belief that their minds don’t work as quickly as their mouths run: (Via Don Surber) Filed under: Hunting & Guns and Just For Laughs Comments: None |
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