Close Encounters Of The Redneck Kind
Posted on 11.24.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:21 pm

Deliverance will come to the universe once all aliens learn how to play “Dueling Banjos“:


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James Earl Jones Is No Redneck
Posted on 11.24.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:58 pm

I love James Earl Jones as an actor, but when it comes to understanding the state of being redneck, he doesn’t have a clue.

Jones, best known as the voice of Darth Vader in Star Wars and for his roles in the television mini-series Roots and movies like Field Of Dreams, will be playing the role of Big Daddy in London’s production of the play “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.” He talked to The Guardian about the role and the decision to have a black family as the focal point of the play:

To argue that Big Daddy is written as a “redneck”, a rough and generally rural white southerner, is spurious, as far as Jones is concerned.

“I am a redneck, too. I am a Mississippi farm person. I can be foul-mouthed, I can be inarticulate. It’s just that my neck doesn’t get red. I’ve always felt that I understood Big Daddy more than the average northern-American Caucasian actor.”

Get a clue, Darth Vader. Foul-mouthed and inarticulate does not a redneck make, and certainly not an enlightened redneck. You’re thinking like Rod Dreher and confusing us with “white trash.”


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The Son Of Charles Manson
Posted on 11.23.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:22 pm

Last week I wrote about the desire of adopted children — including, presumably, our own — to reconnect with their birth parents as they mature. This week I learned that’s not always a good idea. Adopted children may find skeletons in their birth closets — like a notorious birth father:

Matthew Roberts, 41, set out to find his “real” parents after he grew up as an adopted child. It is natural. But his is a cautionary tale for adoptees everywhere.

He found his biological mother 12 years ago. She was coy about who his father is. She finally told him — Charles Manson.

“I didn’t want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It’s like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father,” Roberts told the London Sun. “I’m a peaceful person — trapped in the face of a monster.”

Roberts’ story won’t, and shouldn’t, deter adopted children from being curious about their pasts. But it is indeed a cautionary note.

While the odds of being Charles Manson’s son are slim, the odds of finding a parent with a colorful history are much greater. Many children are put up for adoption because they are born into the world in circumstances that are not the best.


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Jet + Truck = ‘The Frictionator’
Posted on 11.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:32 pm

What do you get when you cross-breed a truck with a jet engine? High-powered redneck entertainment that would make Tim Allen proud.

It’s called “The Frictionator” and is billed as “the only street-legal jet truck in the world.” Watch The Frictionator in action on YouTube — though I must admit I was pretty disappointed by this performance on a drag-racing track:

Is that the best a jet truck can do? And the studio applause in the video is cheesy.


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Redneck Hall Of Shame
Posted on 11.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:00 pm

The mission of this blog is to combat the myth that “redneck” is a synonym for “idiot,” “racist,” “ignoramus” or any other number of insults. But the world has enough unenlightened rednecks to make that a challenging mission.

Rather than pretend that such people don’t exist, I’ve decided to induct them into the new “Redneck Hall of Shame.” Here are the first three dishonorees:

  • Jonathon Michael Miller and Stephen Ray Dilley II. Sarah Palin these Alaskans ain’t. They were charged with felony assault and reckless endangerment for setting a 5-year-old boy’s head on fire with a self-described “redneck flamethrower.”
  • Bill Otto. The Republican state lawmaker from Kansas caused a ruckus last month when he recorded a “redneck rap” critical of President Obama while wearing a hat that said “Opossum: The Other Dark Meat.” The Kansas NAACP demanded an apology; he refused to apologize. I don’t think Otto is racist or used the word “dark” on his hat as a reference to Obama, but enlightened rednecks have enough sense to realize people might leap to wrong conclusions.

Check the “Redneck Hall Of Shame” category for more losers in the future. And all of you enlightened rednecks out there, please send your nominations. Shame is the best medicine for curing all that ails the redneck community.


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The Rest Of The Adoption Story
Posted on 11.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:40 pm

For 10 years, my wife and I have been living the adoption dream. After we had endured the anguish of infertility for years, God blessed us with three angels from Guatemala — Anthony (10), Eliana (almost 8) and Catherine (5 as of a week ago).

“Anthony will always be the one I cried and prayed for,” Kimberly said soon after we brought our son home. “He’s the one who filled the emptiness in my life.” And Elli and Catie filled my quiver, making our family complete. Our children are the happy ending to our adoption story.

But the rest of that story, the part involving the emptiness of children who do not know their birth parents, has not been lived. I was reminded of that unwritten chapter today when reading about our friends, Rick, Pam and Scottie Reynolds.

I’ve blogged about Scottie before. He is the star of Villanova’s basketball team. But more relevant to our family, he is adopted — and he has struggled with the emotions of loving his parents yet wanting to know his birth mother. That’s the story USA Today told.
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The Mom Song
Posted on 11.18.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:24 pm

My mother used many of these phrases during my childhood, and I’ve heard my wife direct just as many toward our three children. Now someone needs to write “The Dad Song” so I can hear what I sound like (though I’ve uttered many of the Mom phrases, too).


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Politics In ‘Hillbilly America’
Posted on 11.17.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:45 pm

The hillbillies in the heartland may decide who controls the House of Representatives next year. That’s how West Virginia columnist Don Surber interpreted the latest musings of Michael Barone, one of the top political analysts in Washington:

Michael Barone looked at the numbers (and the congressional districts themselves) in “what I call the Jacksonian belt, the swath of counties from southwestern Pennsylvania along the Appalachian chain and extending to Oklahoma and Texas which were largely settled by the Scots-Irish immigrants that streamed into America in the dozen years before the Revolution and their descendants.”

He has pretty much described Hillbilly America.

Barone then cited 35 Democrats in “Hillbilly America” that may be vulnerable in the 2010 election based on recent polling data from one district that surprised Barone and election results from 2008.

It’s a bit early to be guessing how any congressional district, let alone a whole swath of them, will break in 2010. But America certainly will be in a better position if a bunch of enlightened rednecks get elected to Congress — at least for a few years until they, too, are corrupted by the ways of Washington.


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Internet News Parasites
Posted on 11.17.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:59 pm

Dilbert creator Scott Adams takes a subtle shot at Google News, Drudge Report, The Huffington Post, The Daily Beast and just about every other popular news venture in the information age.

Dilbert.com


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At Home With Obama’s TelePrompter
Posted on 11.16.09 by Danny Glover @ 10:44 pm

The fact that President Obama’s is so addicted to his TelePrompter makes this satire video from the Onion News Network seem only slightly far-fetched.

The news in the satire is that Obama’s TelePrompter failed during a family dinner at the White House, leaving him baffled as to what to say next. But my favorite part is the clip from the fake White House press briefing to explain the snafu.

“Look, the president has hundreds of conversations every day, and it simply isn’t feasible for him to memorize the text for every single one,” the phone press secretary says. “The prompter is just a tool to help the president remember to speak, blink and breathe.”


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The United States Of Stimulus Lies
Posted on 11.16.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:27 pm

Soon after taking office, President Obama successfully pushed a stimulus plan through Congress in part based on the promise that it would “save or create” 3.5 million jobs.

The nation’s unemployment rate (at 10.2 percent in October) has continued to climb since then, but the Obama administration has repeatedly insisted that the stimulus plan is working. Last month, the government issued a report that showed the plan has saved or created 650,000 jobs, putting it on target to fulfill Obama’s lofty promise.

But news reports about the actual funding have exposed the report as a series of exaggerations and flat-out lies. Many of the “jobs” are nothing of the sort. The claims are so lame that a press corps partial to the president no longer can resist the urge to report the truth.

The stories about stimulus lies across America are so numerous that the Washington Examiner had the brilliant idea of creating an interactive map to track all of the money and the stories behind them. The lies include claims of saving or creating:

  • Fifty jobs from purchasing a single lawnmower.
  • Nine jobs at a shoe store for $889.60. The money actually was used to buy nine pairs of shoes for the Army Corps of Engineers.
  • One job for purchasing $3,500 worth of paint.
  • More than 100 jobs in a town police department whose staff totals 23 officers.
  • And 4,300 jobs at a tech company that employed 3,000 of those people for only one month.

The Examiner puts the total number of bogus job claims at more than 75,000. Click on the image below to see the map and the complete recap of lies at Examiner.com.

[Cross-posted at Accuracy In Media]


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High-Tech Crash In The Hudson
Posted on 11.14.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:11 am

I love technology. It can give us such amazing perspectives on our world that were never available in previous eras. This high-tech video re-enactment of Flight 1549 crash-landing safely into the Hudson River back in February is a perfect example:

See more videos and snapshots here.


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Extreme Survivor: Media Edition
Posted on 11.13.09 by Danny Glover @ 8:59 pm

Working in the media these days is like competing in a cruel and twisted hybrid reality show that combines elements of “Survivor,” “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” and “The Biggest Loser.”

You never know when you’re going to get voted off the island (laid off), but you have nowhere to go once that day comes because Ty Pennington and crew have torn down your house (the crumbling ivory tower). The message: I’m sorry to say, but you are the biggest loser (of income). Now get lost!

Sadly, that reality is far more true for my journalistic brethren and me than anything you will see on a reality series. Just ask Kenneth Walsh, a New York Times News Service editor who just lost his job. His layoff account at Kenneth in the 212 reminded me how depressing reality is in today’s media world:

[W]hile I’ve savored every minute at the Times, I’ve always felt like it could end at any given moment. Sadly, yesterday was that day. The second my slot called me on my day off to tell me there was going to be a 5 p.m. staff meeting with our masthead boss (whom we rarely see) that he strongly recommended I come in for, I knew the jig was up.

Still, having lived through several rounds of cuts in recent years, we had all come to the realization that there was no viable way for them to cut even one more person without something drastic changing about our workload. Somehow, this provided a strange sense of (false) confidence, something that was shattered in the first sentence of our big boss’ announcement as he told us that our ENTIRE DEPARTMENT and all of its editing functions were being outsourced. …

I’ve felt like I was playing a losing game of “Survivor” for so long now that there’s a certain element of relief. I know I’ll be all right, but it still hurts knowing that the profession I’ve dedicated my life to is slowly evaporating before my very eyes.

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Hold The Steak Tartare Sauce
Posted on 11.07.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:31 pm

I’m watching the West Virginia-Louisville football game and just saw this Allstate commercial:

“Uh, but hold the tartar sauce” — sounds like something I would say in a fancy restaurant. I love steak and am always tempted to order steak tartare until my wife reminds me that it’s beyond rare. It’s raw.


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Copy Editors: Unsung Newsroom Heroes
Posted on 11.05.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:05 pm

There are many reasons to love the Internet as a news medium — the immediacy, the global reach, the interactivity and the transparency. But clean copy is not one of them.

That is especially true of blogs like this one. Most of us bloggers post our copy online without a second glance, in part because of our rush to be first with the news and in part because copy editing can be a tedious chore. The end result is copy that often is grammatically incorrect, stylistically weak and plagued by typos.

We bloggers need good copy editors — or we need to be our own copy editors.

Alas, the way of the blog appears to be the way of print media in the information age, too. From Editors Weblog:

Media analysts and publishers alike have long debated the role of copy editors in today’s struggling industry. … Various models have been implemented, reducing the traditional three-step article writing process to just two, and thus doing away with [copy editors] entirely. Whilst the financial benefits are apparent, it does beggar the question … as to the effects of such a move on the actual quality of journalism — which, coupled with increasingly tighter deadlines, surely makes for a significant double threat … and something’s got to give.

That commentary came at the end of a piece about copy errors so abundant in a Washington Post sports story that some readers demanded a full refund for the day’s paper. “There is no excuse for such a shoddy product,” one reader wrote. “It’s completely unprofessional.”

Indeed it is.

The Internet has helped improve the quality of reporting in many cases and certainly has added perspective to today’s journalism that has been sorely lacking in news outlets dominated by liberals. But at the same time the Web has hurt the quality of writing.

Readers, many of whom long ago stopped caring about good grammar in their personal communications, want the news now and care less whether the copy is clean. And reporters, long a grammatically challenged bunch, are happy to deliver substance inside a flawed package.

Reader, writer and publisher alike seem to have decided that because you can’t judge a book by its cover, it’s OK to just slap a crappy cover on the book.

That’s a shame. Copy editors are the unsung heroes of America’s newsrooms. They are master craftsmen of the written word, and they have saved many a writer (including this one) from embarrassing moments.

Copy editing is one aspect of old media that needs to be a carryover in this new media era.


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