Rajendra Pachauri, the alarmist-in-chief at the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, logged nearly 450,000 miles in the air over 19 months while trying to convince the world that fossil fuels — the kind his airplanes burn on his frequent flights — are causing global warming.

He is a serial killer of polar bears …

… and he likes to drown puppies, too.

Like Glenn Reynolds said at Instapundit, “I’ll believe it’s a crisis when they do these shindigs via video conference.”