There are two types of people in this world — enlightened rednecks and elitists. Or, to put it another way, rednecks and bluenecks.

What’s a blueneck, you ask? You might be a blueneck if …

• You don’t know what a Moon Pie is.
• You think Heinz ketchup is really spicy.
• You have no idea what a polecat is.
• You don’t see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
• None of your fur coats are homemade.

Read the rest at the Plainview Daily Herald.