Don Surber of the Charleston Daily Mail peers into the future and imagines how the historians of tomorrow will recount today’s misguided obsession with global warming that isn’t even real:

I can see it in the year 3000: “Ancient man had a superstition that burning coal warmed not only the fire but the entire planet. This was widespread and only a few people pointed out that nature comes in cycles. They were called heretics and ridiculed as illiterate, Bible-thumping, gun-clinging, racist, inbred, mouth-breathing, redneck conservatives who are an embarrassment to the Republican Party.”

‘Round these parts, we call those folks enlightened rednecks. We just laugh at people who spend millions of dollars to drown animated puppies in a quest to convince us to believe a lie.