Jason Bateman’s ‘Redneck’ Pledge
Posted on 09.03.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:57 am

There are many reasons to hate this video, but I love the bit (starting at the 2:22 mark) that features actor Jason Bateman pledging never to flush the toilet after he takes a leak.

“For the environment, I pledge to flush only after a deuce, never a single.”

Great idea, Jason, move the outhouse inside! And you Hollywood-types think it’s bad to be a redneck? At least we’ve evolved enough to know that indoor plumbing is a good thing — but only if you use it.

Bateman’s pledge is laughable, and I don’t believe for a minute that he has kept it. But it sure does reveal the idiotic lengths to which the liberal elite expect everyone else to go in order to “save the planet” so they can sleep better at night.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go relieve myself and flush so I can celebrate progress.


Filed under: Culture and Entertainment and People and Rednecks and Video
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  1. Hmm…so many mixed emotions about this video. “The voice that have no voice”…how about pledging to stop abortions then? And pledging to support BO? That just makes me feel so special. Where were you when Bush was president? You are so patriotic now, but what about then? It’s a good country when we have a democrat in office, but not a good country when we have a Republican. Good grief. I pledge to never watch Hollywood act like they care again. Ha Ha. And yeah, Jason Bateman…he cracks me up.

    Comment by MB — September 3, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

  2. I pledge to NEVER be as brain washed as the hollywood “elite” You would think with the money they make they would spend some of it to educate themselfs….

    Comment by Ramona Kulp — September 4, 2009 @ 5:05 am

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