I found this redneck joke to be mildly amusing, if only because I used to work at an organization whose technology chief rubbed snuff and kept a spit cup on his desk:

10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer

• The monitor is up on blocks
• Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
• The six front keys have rotted out
• The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them
• The numeric keypad only goes up to six
• The password is BUBBA
• There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU
• There’s a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
• The keyboard is camouflaged
• The mouse is referred to as a “critter”