Survival Of The Fittest Americans
Posted on 07.09.09 by Danny Glover @ 6:05 pm

I was born in the 1960s, so this essay, forwarded to me today by my father-in-law, applies to me as well as hundreds of millions of other Americans:

To all the kids who survived the 1930s, ’40s, ’50s, ’60s and ’70s:
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright-colored, lead-based paints. We had no child-proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or airbags. Riding in the back of a pickup on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter, and drank Kool-Aid made with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because we were always outside playing.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were OK.
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Parsing Purse Prices
Posted on 07.09.09 by Danny Glover @ 5:49 pm

The maker of a fancy designer purse boasted that first lady Michelle Obama was carrying its $6,000 purse around Russia the other day. The White House refuted that claim. Its defense: She was carrying another designer purse that only cost $875.

I feel so much better knowing that, don’t you? The American economy is bad, so our first lady is showing her thrifty side by keeping the cost of her purses (and shoes) to less than four figures. What a role model.

I seem to remember people making a big deal about the Republican National Committee’s tone-deaf decision to spend $150,000 on Sarah Palin’s clothes last year. I wish Palin had been true to her redneck roots and had the gumption to say no to wearing those clothes back then, but she was just guilty of letting a political machine control her style.

The equally tone deaf Obamas are guilty of something worse — rank hypocrisy. They engage in class warfare and decry the lifestyle of the rich and famous even as they live it.

Fancy clothes and sneakers — at a food bank, no less. Expensive and disruptive date nights in New York. Private schools that cost $29,000 per year, per child.

The message from the Obamas seems to be that the good life is for me but not for thee.


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Obama The Urdu Poetry Buff
Posted on 07.09.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:01 pm

A few weeks back, President Obama reminded everyone why he won the dishonor of elitist of the year in 2008 by bragging that he can cook Pakistani food and reads Urdu poetry.

That politically expedient boast to Dawn, an English-language newspaper in Pakistan, backfired on Obama last week. Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” used it as a punchline in a skit titled “That’s Great, Now Fix The Economy.”

[CONTENT WARNING: Brief profanity]

The fact that Obama likes Pakistani food isn’t necessarily elitist. Enlightened rednecks are open to trying new foods simply because we like to eat.

One of my favorites is empire curry (pictured at left), a recipe my wife introduced me to years ago. It sounds like something a redneck would have invented but is actually a creation of the British, who were looking for ways to dilute the spiciness of Indian food when they expanded their empire into India.

The solution: Pile an array of fruits, vegetables and assorted snacks onto a pile of rice and curried meat, and top it all with a spread of sweet chutney. We love to make a party of it by having friends who have never heard of empire curry bring one topping each to a group dinner.

So like I said, it’s always fun to sample new foods.

But Urdu poetry? That’s about as elitist as you can get.


Filed under: Culture and Food and Just For Laughs and People and Video
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Find Your Doctor
Posted on 07.06.09 by Danny Glover @ 8:44 pm

Find your doctor in this chart that outlines the kind of bureaucracy that will exist if the government runs America’s healthcare system. Go ahead, I dare you. It’s like looking for a needle in a haystack.



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Breakfast In Head
Posted on 07.01.09 by Danny Glover @ 6:52 pm

An enlightened redneck does not pay someone to inject saline into his head in the shape of a bagel, but apparently they call that “beauty” in Japan these days.

Before you decide to have breakfast in head, remember what that Belgian teenager said after she had 56 stars tattooed on her face: “I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look ugly, a freak, mutilated.”


Filed under: An Enlightened Redneck ... and Human Interest and Just For Laughs
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