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Posted on 06.17.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:26 am
You’ve heard the phrase “scarred for life.” That’s what I think of tattoos. Enlightened rednecks, not old squares, want nothing to do with them. We know that one day, perhaps sooner than expected, a tattooed body would make us say something like this: “I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look ugly, a freak, mutilated.” Too bad that teenage girl didn’t think about that before she decided to let the “freak” in the video scar her body for life. I’m with Don Surber — the tattoo artist’s side of the story is way more believable. There’s no way someone sleeps while getting 56 stars burned into the skin of her face. Plus a mere three stars would have made her look freaky. Filed under: An Enlightened Redneck ... and Human Interest and Parenting and Video Comments:
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do you think that she was on drugs? That could be a reason to fall asleep during such an event.
Comment by Mrs. Rat 2 U — November 22, 2009 @ 7:48 pm
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