As president, Barack Obama has done nothing but spend money the U.S. government doesn’t have. But that’s OK. The island nation of Vanuatu has coined new money in his image.

We can use it to stimulate the economy, run Government Motors, fund the government option for health care and save us all from the global warming induced by cow farts. Or we can all move to Vanuatu once Obama has destroyed the economy here.

Parting though: Vanuatu sounds an awful lot like Xanadu, don’t ya think? What was it that Olivia Newton-John sang about that fantasy world?

A place where nobody dared to go
The love that we came to know
They call it Xanadu

And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Xanadu …

The love
The echoes of long ago
You needed the world to know
They are in Xanadu

The dream
That came through a million years
That lived on through all the tears
It came to Xanadu

A million lights are dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting world
And you’re here with me
Eternally

Those lyrics could have been penned by the speechwriters who convinced a gullible America that Obama was going to lead us to the promised land of “hope” and “change.”