No guy, redneck or otherwise, wants a “shotgun wedding.” But every real man would love to have a shotgun romance with an enlightened redneck woman like this:

After getting off the [wedding] plane from Jamaica in Atlanta the couple didn’t even take the time to knock the sand from their shoes. They got in their car — where they had stashed guns, calls and camo — and drove to AEDC Wildlife Management Area. They slept in the car, then at daylight started hunting.

It wasn’t long before Bruce got a turkey to gobble. They put a decoy out and about 10 minutes after that Rene had a 17-pound jake with a 4-inch beard on the ground.

“Bruce would call and it would gobble and to be able to experience that was great,” she said. “Bruce was telling me to move a little this way and stuff and then I saw it coming in.”

The turkey never knew the newlyweds were in the woods. “She was so excited she teared up,” Bruce said.

I’ll bet she even wears jeans. (Hat tip to Instapundit)