Outrage and insights in a 140 characters or less (most of the time). This is a weekly recap of topics that capture my fancy. To get your fill of my rants on a daily basis, follow The Enlightened Redneck on Twitter.
- Satan is real, and the people who think otherwise are proof that he is actively deceiving men to this day.
- In 21st century America, the right to be gay trumps religious freedom. Evil is good, and good is evil.
- Vermont, the land of legalized perversion, thinks teens should be allowed to “sext” nude pictures of each other.
- Note to the parents of our children’s friends: I own two guns. Now back to our regularly scheduled play date.
- All you bitter, extremist clingers to guns, religion and bigotry are being watched by the Homeland Security Department.
- Liberals like President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden think charity begins with the government, not at home.
- The Environmental Protection Agency wants the bedbugs to bite you. Listen to my Grandpa Tumblebug’s “Ode To The EPA.”
- Honorary degrees are stupid and give academia a bad name. Death threats for failure to give the degrees are stupider
- Another Facebook thread, another liberal dumps me as a “friend.” It’s the online equivalent of a child covering his ears and screaming. Good riddance.
- After dinner, I redistributed into my stomach a fair portion of our children’s wealth of Easter chocolate. When it comes to sweets, I’m all for socialism and getting my fair share of someone else’s sugary property.
This is just a sample of my weekly rants. Follow me on Twitter to read them all.
