Man, I missed the Redneck Roundup on Saturday down in Florida. Maybe I’ll have to plan one of those for our neck of Virginia one day:

At the end of a dirt road on a pasture owned by the Dignam family of Englewood, the Lemon Bay Sunrise Rotary unleashed its first-ever Redneck Roundup Saturday, inspired, according to co-chair Jon Cole, by popular corn hole toss tournaments sweeping the nation.

“It’s the latest rage at trailer parks, and from it, the roundup evolved,” Cole said. “We made up some of our own games too.”

In addition to corn hole and mullet toss, games included a turkey shoot, tractor-tire bowling and cow-chip bingo. Each game had its own merits, all for a good cause — raising money for scholarships and local charities.

The story also mentioned redneck horseshoes with toilet seats. I love it! The roundup just goes to show that enlightened rednecks know how to have good, clean (and dirty) fun.