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Posted on 04.30.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:57 pm
Although I like the concept behind Gretchen Wilson’s hit anthem “Redneck Woman” and the music, I don’t care for many of the lyrics. The song is full of curse words and promotes some of the worst stereotypes about rednecks. That’s why I’ve never embedded the video on this blog even though it’s a perfect fit in many ways. But I do think it’s pretty cool that Wilson has been invited to testify to Congress. I worked as a redneck journalist on Capitol Hill almost every day for my first four years in Washington, so I’m always happy to see another redneck getting some time up there. “She’s going to get about five minutes to sum up why adult education and family literacy are so vital,” Country Music Television reported. “And she should know. Wilson received her GED at age 34 after dropping out of high school when she was a teenager.” Filed under: Government and Human Interest and Music and News & Politics and People and Redneck Music Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 04.30.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:17 pm
Comedian Greg Morton performs his “Obama Man” satire, sung to the tune of “The Candy Man,” in an appearance on “The Bob & Tom Show.” Here’s the introductory rap: “Alright everybody. AIG, Bank of America, Citigroup, First National, Lone Star. Whaddya want, one, two, $300 billion? Come on over! I’m your candy man.” See all of the lyrics in the extended entry. Filed under: Business and Government and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Music and News & Politics and People and Video Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 04.30.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 5:43 pm
Here’s a scary statement of fact: Building management for our office is taking its cues about swine flu from the “ongoing media coverage.” Ongoing sensationalism is more like it. The only thing worse would be if the managers heeded the hysterical of so-called leaders like, say, Vice President Joe Biden. At any rate, here’s the memo circulated today:
I’m just thankful they called it “swine flu” instead of using the World Health Organization’s new piggishly correct terminology, “H1N1 Influenza A.” I’m also glad that I am blessed to be able to work from home about half the time and that our children are home-schooled. While the talk of a pandemic at this point is overblown, it’s hard not to be concerned precisely because the government and the media are hyping the potential threat. Filed under: Business and Government and Home Schooling and Media and News & Politics Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 04.29.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:58 pm
If they’re not talking about swine flu this week, the media are talking about the manufactured 100-days milestone reached by President Obama. Everyone else is doing it, so why not this enlightened redneck? I’ll let a couple of videos talk for me, though. Because I find the obsession with the first 100 days of any presidency rather silly, I’ll show the silly clip first — a music video starring Alfonzo Rachel of Pajamas TV as President ZoBama. It’s called “Under the Bus” and recaps the stories of all of the former allies Obama has forsaken for political reasons. Filed under: Government and Just For Laughs and Media and News & Politics and People and Religion and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 04.28.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:54 pm
I had a Chick-fil-A sandwich and some nuggets at the conservative bloggers’ briefing in Washington today. Chick-fil-A is standard fare at the weekly Heritage Foundation event and a favorite in the Glover household. Today’s lunch reminded me of this skit by my favorite “clean” comedian, Tim Hawkins: Filed under: Food and Just For Laughs and People and Redneck Humor and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 04.27.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:20 pm
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Posted on 04.27.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:20 pm
Here’s an excerpt from a tea party attendee and Concord Monitor reader in New Hampshire, whose state motto is “Live Free Or Die“:
Mr. Drummond should join the “Save The Redneck” movement. Filed under: Government and Hatin' On Rednecks and Media and News & Politics and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 04.27.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:11 pm
President Obama made a big media show as a fiscal leader a week ago with an admonition to his Cabinet to cut $100 million from the federal budget. Sounds like a lot of money, right? It’s not. This video puts the plan in perspective: One-fourth of a cent cut from a mountain of pennies — that’s math an enlightened redneck can understand. For more perspective, take a look at what $1 trillion looks like, which is only slightly less than what the Democratic-led Congress has spent at Obama’s behest or with his consent since he took office. Multiply it by 3.6 and you have the amount Obama has budgeted for fiscal 2010. No wonder so many bean counters and policy experts are laughing at the president. Filed under: Coin Collecting and Government and Human Interest and News & Politics and Video Comments: 3 Comments |
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Posted on 04.27.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 6:06 pm
Congress makes bad decisions almost every day, but one of its worst in recent times came back in December 2007. Egged on by global warming hysteria, lawmakers included in an energy bill language to ban incandescent light bulbs from the U.S. market beginning in 2012. The media loved the story and did their part to hype CFLs, the abbreviation for compact florescent light bulbs, as an energy-saving alternative. But predictably, they failed to report the environmental downside to CFLs. It reminded me of the successful campaign to ban Styrofoam Big Mac boxes in the 1980s. Now experts are starting to challenge the conventional wisdom about the value of CFLs and the merits of a ban on incandescent light:
That is the kind of information Congress should have considered before moving to ban incandescent light bulbs, yet the concerns about CFLs are only now getting into the public square. Apparently the bulbs make some pets wacko, too. Science aside, we’ve tried to be good citizens in our home. We started buying CFLs not because the law will require it but because we believed the sales pitch that the bulbs last longer and save not only energy but money. We enlightened rednecks are all about pinching pennies and doing what we can to protect the environment. But we have been utterly disappointed. CFLs in action have not lived up to the hype. The light bulbs cost significantly more than incandescent bulbs, and the odds of them lasting as long as promised are 50-50 at best. We’ve had some burn out within a month or two. We are not alone. Then we heard about the mercury in CFLs and the dangers that can pose. We have three young children in the home. The risks may be minimal, but they aren’t worth taking. Ideally, Congress would revisit the debate over light bulbs and realize that it acted hastily in imposing a ban, but that doesn’t seem likely. The Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act went nowhere when Democrats controlled only Congress. Now they control the White House, too. So now I’m on a new mission to buy as many incandescent bulbs as I can. I’ll be buying them every chance I get between now and the complete ban in 2014 to build a stockpile that will last even longer. Maybe by then, science will have found a more energy-efficient and environmentally friendly solution to lighting our world. Filed under: Business and Government and Human Interest and Media and News & Politics and Pets Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 04.26.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 2:54 pm
My Dad forwarded this joke to me a while back and I forgot to post it. I don’t have an original source for the joke, but if someone claims it, I’ll gladly credit him or her:
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Posted on 04.25.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:28 am
Outrage and insights in a 140 characters or less (most of the time). This is a weekly recap of topics that capture my fancy. To get your fill of my rants on a daily basis, follow The Enlightened Redneck on Twitter.
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Posted on 04.23.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:58 pm
Thanks to the power of Google news alerts, a press release about a grassroots group called Save the Redneck found its way to my e-mail box. Like me, the group is irked at elitist actress Janeane Garofalo for her bigoted rant about rednecks at last week’s anti-tax “tea parties.” Save the Redneck wants an apology from her. “We are proud of our redneck culture and do not want to see it stereotyped or attacked. We are striving to bring awareness to, and change, this unacceptable behavior,” group co-founder Crit Callebs said. “Our aim is to set the record straight and celebrate everything positive about being a redneck.” I won’t hold my breath for Garofalo to apologize, but I’m glad to see others are fighting the good redneck fight. I’m part of a movement and didn’t even know it! Filed under: Culture and Entertainment and Fishing and Hatin' On Rednecks and History and Human Interest and Hunting & Guns and News & Politics and People and Rednecks and Spotlight Comments: 13 Comments |
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Posted on 04.23.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:09 pm
The Redneck Yacht Club in Florida sounds like a great place to visit for a dirty weekend:
I can’t think of a better use for a potato farm. Or should I spell that in redneck, Dan Quayle style — “potatoe.” Filed under: Human Interest and Rednecks and Sports Comments: None |
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Posted on 04.22.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:34 pm
Inspired by a Facebook friend who used a redneck application I didn’t know existed, I just completed a form to learn that my “redneck name” is Cooter Jackson.
He lived in Hollywood, served in Congress and later became a mainstay, along with The General Lee, in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia. We used to love driving out to Sperryville just to see Cooter chatting it up with the rednecks who flocked to Cooter’s Place. These days you have to travel to Tennessee to relive the Cooter experience. Filed under: Entertainment and Family and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and People and Travel Comments: None |
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Posted on 04.22.09 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:21 pm
Pennsylvania, the land of bitter gun-clingers, embraced its inner bitterness yesterday by hosting a rally in the state capital to encourage people to cling to their guns.
The first commenter on the story decided to make it another forum for bashing rednecks, and others joined the bigoted game. The reaction is worth noting:
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