Comcast: Asleep On The Job
Posted on 03.19.09 by Danny Glover @ 3:42 pm

Last year, I was about ready to drop Comcast after an extremely frustrating customer-service experience. They cut our service when disconnecting the deadbeat next door after his house went into foreclosure. We had no telephone, Internet or cable access for days.

I ultimately filed a complaint with the FCC and later fought with Comcast about billing for the interruption of service. I wasn’t about to pay for service I hadn’t received, and I was particularly irked that we had been denied emergency 911 access.

As bad luck would have it, I was in a car accident and wasn’t able to call my wife to let her know. The accident was only a couple of blocks from the house, so a good Samaritan agreed to drive to my house and tell her. Had the accident been worse, who knows how long it would have taken for someone to contact my wife and let her know what had happened.

Comcast ultimately agreed to refund the money for the days of the interrupted service; the company also upgraded us to a higher cable tier for six months for free. That would have been a fair deal, except for the fact that the signal to several of the channels in the upgraded tier never worked.

We endured multiple visits from different technicians over several months, including no shows and one early bird who decided it was OK to awaken my wife in the wee hours even though his appointment was supposed to be between 9 a.m. and noon. All of them kept saying another type of technician would have to visit.

Finally, a technician with enough commitment to stay more than 10 minutes found the problem: A squirrel had been chewing on some of the wires. He replaced the wires in question, and our free upgrade was restored entirely — just in time for it to be canceled.

That nightmare experience with Comcast came to mind today when I stumbled across this old video about a Comcast technician who fell asleep on a customer’s couch while waiting on his own company’s people to answer the phone. It’s a classic online video.


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Uncle Jay Explains Our Imperfect World
Posted on 03.16.09 by Danny Glover @ 9:09 pm


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The Grizzly Bear That Didn’t Get Away
Posted on 03.13.09 by Danny Glover @ 11:21 pm

Last summer, my son and I spent five days in the wilds of Montana on a camping trip with other fathers and sons. I dreaded an encounter with a bear all week, knowing that we had nothing but pepper spray and a few knives to defend ourselves.

I don’t know how I mustered any sleep because the thought of seeing a grizzly bear in the wild never left my mind. I’ve had an irrational fear of death by bear ever since high school, and my fear of grizzlies is even greater because of what I learned while researching my freshman college term paper, which was simply titled “Man vs. Grizzly.”

Mike McKinsey, a Montana native who organized the trip, assured me that there were no grizzlies near our camp outside of Lolo. He said the nearest grizzlies stayed on the Idaho side of the mountain range to the west of Lolo. He stuck to that story even after we saw the largest bear print in the history of mankind in the snow about two miles from our camp.

I never believed Mike. I’ve heard the kiddie song “The Bear Went Over The Mountain,” and in my wild adult imagination, it always ends badly for me.

I was right to be afraid, very afraid. My Dad forwarded an e-mail full of photos, like the one to the left, of a grizzly killed in Montana. The text in the e-mail says, “This grizzly was hit by a Harley on Lolo Pass. This is the pass between Lolo, Mont., and Kooskia, Idaho.”

Did you catch that? Killed between Lolo and somewhere in Idaho, where grizzlies are supposed to stay. Apparently no one told this one. He went over the mountain, Mike!

To be fair, that’s not the full story. I never take at face value anything forwarded to me by e-mail, even if it’s from my father, so I poked around Google a little. As it turns out, it didn’t take long for the weeks-old bear accident to be blown out of proportion.

Neither the parts about the Harley nor Lolo Pass are true. The bear was hit by a truck near Lincoln, Mont. But I just did the math: Lincoln is only about 90 miles from Lolo, and the home range of a male brown bear (of which the grizzly is a subspecies) can be more than 80 miles.

It’s not a stretch to think that a grizzly would travel an extra six miles just to eat me and prove me right. You coulda got us all killed, Mike!


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Rodney Atkins: ‘It’s America’
Posted on 03.13.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:56 am


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The Liberty Dollar And The Barter Economy
Posted on 03.13.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:32 am

Several months ago at a local McDonald’s, I saw a man buy a meal for his family with a $20 silver coin. I couldn’t believe the employee took the money.

I tried to do my civic, and numismatic, duty by informing the worker, who was of another nationality, that there is no such thing as a legal tender $20 coin. Only Congress has the right to “coin money” and regulate its value. It’s in the Constitution (see Article I, Section 8).

The man buying the meal didn’t appreciate my interference and insisted that the Liberty Dollar is legit. McDonald’s sided with him and took the funny money.

That scenario, minus the enlightened redneck coin collector who can’t mind his own business, appears to be playing out more often these days. Both businessmen and consumers see silver, which has been mostly increasing in value since late last year as the economy worsened, and buy into the notion that the Liberty coins are “inflation-proof.”

The presidential campaign of Ron Paul, who decried the government’s “monopoly over artificial money” when asked about a 2007 raid over the “Ron Paul Liberty Dollar,” has helped spur interest in such monetary alternatives.

Libertarians, who are pushing the coins as an “inflation-proof” alternative to the greenback, call it a revolutionary act. “It’s about trying to take power away from the Federal Reserve and return it to private citizens,” Leobald said. …

For years, those who obsessed about the Gold Standard and tried to pass so-called “private money” were considered fringe nutcases.

With predictions of the dollar weakening and consumer fears of inflation strengthening, there is sudden new interest in alternative money - even in New York City. “I ask the merchants if they would rather be paid in green pieces of paper or real silver, and more often than not, they want the silver,” said Karl Reile, 47, who says he spends Liberty Dollars on a daily basis at gas stations and restaurants.

He said store owners almost always accept the pieces.

Both the numismatist and the historian in me appreciate the appeal of Liberty coins. I long for the days when coins had intrinsic value because they were made of precious metals and when “silver certificates” and other paper money were backed by those same metals.

It’s a bad idea for the government to be able to print money at will. Inflation and the ridiculous spending of trillions of dollars by Congress as we’ve seen the past few months are inevitable. Sometimes I wonder if we wouldn’t be better off with the barter economy of yore.

But the gold standard is history and would never work in today’s economy. The Constitution, furthermore clearly denies citizens like Bernard von NotHaus the right to make their own money and distribute it at will. I don’t trust “Uncle Bernard” any more than I trust Uncle Sam. He’s just in it to make a buck.

If people want to buy Liberty dollars as an investment, go for it. Lots of people are investing in gold and silver in these days when property and stocks are proving to be bad investments. Liberty coins can be melted for their metal value just like old coins, modern bullion and jewelry.

But stop using them to buy Big Macs, please. You risk further undermining the economy for the rest of us.


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Napping In The White House
Posted on 03.12.09 by Danny Glover @ 1:03 pm

I’ve had rough days at work as a journalist but never so rough that I’ve fallen asleep on the job — and on camera at that. Then again, I don’t cover Barack Obama’s White House.


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What Whoopi Said: ‘Back Off Me!’
Posted on 03.11.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:57 pm

An anti-tax rant from the mouth of actress and talk-show hostess Whoopi Goldberg:

“I don’t mind payin’ a little more tax ’cause I make a good living. But I don’t wanna get comin’ and goin’. I don’t wanna get the federal raised, and then the state raised, and then the phone tax raised, and then the television tax raised, and then the city tax. Back off me!”

I couldn’t have said it better myself. (Hat tip to the National Taxpayers Union)

Cross-posted at my anti-tax blog, Taxation With Representation


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #16
Posted on 03.11.09 by Danny Glover @ 2:28 pm

We want our children to learn that success is a blessing that comes from hard work. It’s called merit. Unfortunately, too many teachers in public schools subscribe to the twisted thinking of Harvard University professor Lani Guinier that, “We need to redefine merit.”


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Seeing Jesus When He Isn’t There
Posted on 03.11.09 by Danny Glover @ 6:49 am

I am a rare breed — a journalist who is a Christian, and not in that order. I have been in the news business for two decades and have met only a few journalists who are even remotely curious about religion. Rarer still are newsmen who are church-going students of the Bible.

Journalists’ superficial grasp of spiritual matters is evident in the off-the-wall stories they report about people who see images of Jesus or his mother, Mary, in everything from toast to ultrasounds. But I didn’t realize just how common such “Savior sightings” were until I saw this video mash-up:

Wow, where do I begin? With the misguided religious folks who have embraced a depiction of Jesus that isn’t even in the Bible? And who think so little of God that they could imagine He would reveal Himself in such bizarre ways, rather than simply and completely through His Word?

Or should I scold the journalists, who seem to relish these stories because they make Christians look flaky? And who take the Lord’s name in vain as they retell the fantasies?

No one looks good in a video like that.


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Bankin’ On The Redneck Brand
Posted on 03.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 7:16 pm

The “enlightened” folks on Wall Street have run the banking industry into the ground, so I’m thinking it makes sense to put my money in the Redneck Bank. I’m not joking; it’s a real bank.

There are online offers as well, including Redneck Bank, the Internet banking division of Bank of the Wichitas in Snyder, Okla. A yield of 5.25 percent and a humorous marketing campaign launched in November has attracted thousands of customers from all 50 states, said Wade Huckabay, a bank director and third-generation banker.

“It’s been overwhelming,” he said. “We put up two billboards near Lawton, Okla., and paid for some local radio spots, but since Jan. 5 it’s exploded. We’ve had as many as 50,000 hits a day. It’s mind-boggling.”

These accounts are attracting a growing pool of Americans savers who are wary of entering the stock market right now, McBride said.

“The dominos are falling in place for these accounts in an environment where investors are spooked by the stock market and looking for some place to park their money,” he said.

You can even get your own redneck credit card. Sure beats the money our family lost by owning Citigroup stock, which is now worth about a dollar. It costs more to withdraw money from an ATM these days than it does to own a share of one of the financial industry’s former giants.

Yep, redneck investin’ is the way to go.


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Redneck 911 Call
Posted on 03.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 6:57 pm

I found it here:

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

The operator, trying to calm him says: “Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot.

The redneck comes back on the line and says, “OK, now what?”


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The Crazy ‘Cures’ For Multiple Sclerosis
Posted on 03.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 6:49 pm

Years ago when the debate over medical marijuana hit the scene, my curiosity was piqued as defenders of the illegal drug said it could ease some symptoms of multiple sclerosis. My Dad had been suffering with MS for decades, so I shared the news with him.

He’s a Christian — an elder in the church of Christ in my hometown, in fact — so he doesn’t smoke marijuana or any other drug, legal or illegal. But I joked that if the neighbors ever called to say Dad was puffing away on the porch, I would know why.

A few years later, another fad emerged in the quest to ease the pain of MS patients — bee-sting therapy. I forwarded the information to Dad and, like the loving son that I am, volunteered to sting him repeatedly with honeybees.

Are you reading, Dad? I have another “cure” for you now — and this one should give Mom the creeps. Doctors in Britain think hookworms can help decrease inflammation in MS patients, so they’re going to be injecting 36 patients with 25 worms each. (Hat tip to Instapundit)

Too bad the potential cure doesn’t involve earthworms instead. I used to catch up to 20 dozen of those a night in my parents’ yard and sell them. I could make a fortune as the modern-day version of a snake-oil salesman.

I can’t help but think that’s what a lot of medical experts are selling these days when it comes to MS.


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The Genesis Of Tax-And-Spend Democracy
Posted on 03.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 5:09 pm

I wrote this satire for my anti-tax blog a year ago. It’s worth reprinting on this blog now in light of the brewing anger over the tax-and-spend mentality that has taken root in Washington.

In the beginning the Founding Fathers declared their independence and created the Constitution. Now the government was small and servile, emptiness was over the coffers of the deep, and the spirit of liberty was hovering over the United States of America.

And Uncle Sam said, “Let there be tariffs,” and there were tariffs. Uncle Sam saw that the revenue was good for Him, and He separated the people from their money. He called the people stooges, and He called the money, “Mine, all Mine.”

And there were tariffs and more tariffs — the first fruits of taxation with representation.

And Uncle Sam said, “Let there be an expanse between the people and their government.” So Uncle Sam made the expanse and separated the people under the expanse from the government above it. And it was so. Uncle Sam called the expanse “IRS.”

And there were taxes and more taxes — the second fruits of taxation with representation.
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Send A Teabag To Washington
Posted on 03.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 5:01 pm

On Jan. 1, 2008, I started a new blog called Taxation With Representation. I planned to track every penny I paid in taxes so I could show Americans how much of their hard-earned income they lose in a year to the government.

The blog, a modern-day twist on the “no taxation without representation” motto of British colonists more than 200 years ago, was my declaration of a new war on taxes — and a reminder that the taxes our “representatives” slap on us are far more oppressive than anything our democratically inclined ancestors paid.

My blog, which proved too difficult to maintain because I couldn’t find the time to detail all of the taxes, was a year ahead of its time. With a new president and Democratic-led Congress spending the economy into oblivion this year, everyone will be feeling the overwhelming weight of taxation with representation before long, and we’re ready for a fight.

You can see the frustration and anger in rants by news celebrities like Rick Santelli and Jim Cramer. And you can see it in grassroots plans like this, which a friend e-mailed to me last week:
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Doggie Dreams
Posted on 03.10.09 by Danny Glover @ 12:12 pm

We once had a Labrador/German Shepherd mix named Shelby, and we had great fun watching her live out her dreams as she slept. We imagined she was chasing squirrels in her sleep as she started kicking frantically. Sometimes she even barked while snoozing.

But Shelby had nothing on this dog:

That must have been one wild dream.


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