If you could write Barack Obama’s inaugural address, what would you say? You don’t have to wonder any longer; you can write his speech at the Inauguration Speech Generator.

I took a crack at it myself, entering some enlightened words, some redneck words and some random words. Here’s the end result, with my favorites automatically generated lines in bold:

My fellow Americans, today is a glorious day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “redneck,” and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually destroy.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake — America faces monumental and bitter challenges like never before. Our economy is nasty. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for socialists. Our healthcare system is enlightened. If your head is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a new gun. But clinging together we can right this ship, and set a course for Guatemala.

Finally, I must thank my rich family, my nutty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Sarah Palin for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of inspiring the American people. Without your rich efforts, none of this would have been possible.