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Posted on 03.18.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:27 pm
Congress is robbing taxpayers blind and won’t change its ways unless voters constitutionally handcuff lawmakers. But don’t believe me; listen to the confession of Rep. Tom Perriello, D-Va.: “If you don’t tie our hands, we will keep stealing.” At least he gets points for honesty. Filed under: Government and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:57 pm
I bought my first Toyota, a used Corolla with about 35,000 miles on it, in 2000 and loved it. I put another 110,000 miles on it and had no major mechanical problems the whole time. That experience convinced our family to buy a Sienna in 2007 when we needed to replace our long-time mechanically challenged Oldsmobile Silhouette. A little more than a year later, a teenager plowed through a stop sign and totaled my Corolla. I was bummed because I had hoped to get at least another three years out of the car based on its excellent track record, but once I settled the insurance claim, I bought another Corolla, a new 2009. Your salesmen had me at hello both times. But here’s the thing: I have purchased two new Toyotas in the past three years, and I’ve had significant mechanical problems both times. Filed under: Business and Family and News & Politics Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:40 pm
Our decennial census form arrived in the mail today, but we already knew it was on the way because last week we got this helpful letter from the Census Bureau, in English and Spanish no less: The bureau earned well-deserved ridicule for sending a mailing to tell taxpayers they would be getting more mail a few days later. But as unenlightened bureaucrats in government are wont to do, they defended the mailing. Both the Census Bureau and its federal overlord, the Commerce Department, went so far as to spin the news on the social network Twitter. “Wondering about this week’s Census form mailing?” Commerce said. “Research shows it increases responses by more than 6 percent and could save taxpayers more than $500 million.” Filed under: Government and News & Politics Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.12.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:21 pm
The George W. Bush urinal — proof that liberals never, ever disrespect the office of the presidency. Only those crazy, right-wing rednecks would demean the Leader of the Free World by peeing on his likeness. In case you were wondering, the Bush hater who builds these contraptions is represented in Congress by none other than House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif. Filed under: News & Politics and People Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 4:56 pm
I’m a journalist but also a redneck. Trust me, that is a rare combination. It also explains in part what’s wrong with today’s establishment press. Journalists have too much in common with the people they cover, and they like working in ivory towers and being part of the in crowd:
The good news is that there are plenty of “clothing deniers” in the blogosphere and other elements of the new media to expose the fact that the emperor is exposed. (Hat tip to Joe Carter at First Thoughts) Filed under: Media Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:37 pm
In my new role as the editorial director of Digital Society, I’ve been focused like a laser on high-speed Internet the past few weeks. The FCC will be releasing its national broadband plan in six days, so leaders of the commission have been making the rounds on the speaking circuit to promote pieces of the plan. The central message of the plan is that all Americans need broadband access — Commissioner Michael Copps this week even joined the chorus of people proclaiming it as a “right” — so the government must take steps to ensure that the poor, minorities, the elderly and, yes, rednecks in rural areas are enlightened by the Internet. The FCC is so committed to selling its plan that Chairman Julius Genachowski spoke to the Country Music Association’s board of directors at its meeting in Washington yesterday. Of course, country bumpkins are way too backward to understand the high-tech lingo of the FCC, so Genachowski’s staff translated his speech into “Nashvillese” that features country music titles:
Don’t you feel so much more enlightened about broadband now? Filed under: Entertainment and Government and Music and News & Politics and Redneck Humor and Redneck Music and Rednecks and Technology Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:11 pm
You gotta love a grandma who will go the extra mile — or, in this case, the extra two days — to get her grandson a memorable ice-cream treat:
It reminds me of the good ol’ days when my wife camped in the streets of our nation’s capital to get our kids tickets to the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, which is just weeks away. Alas, President Obama killed that family tradition last year. But the local ice-cream shop just opened, so I’m taking the family there for a treat today — after we scarf some Costco pizza for lunch. Filed under: Family and Food and Human Interest Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.10.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:46 pm
As told by Reason.tv, the story of how the Sewall-Belmont House managed to net $3.4 million in federal money over 10 years offers a glimpse into the corrupting nature of pork-barrel spending in Congress: And who’s the master of the game? None other than “Big Daddy” Bobby Byrd, a West Virginia redneck whose unenlightened pork-barrel ways have cost taxpayers a sizable fortune. Filed under: Government and News & Politics and Video Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:29 pm
The Urban Dictionary gained a new entry and definition last month courtesy of “2008 Enlightened Redneck of the Year” Sarah Palin. The entry: redneck teleprompter. The definition: “Crib notes written on a public speaker’s hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.” Palin’s decision to fill the palm of her hand with the few verbal cues before a big speech predictably earned her the scorn of elitists like Mary Kate Cary in U.S. News & World Report:
But Palin got the last laugh the next day during an appearance in Texas. She wrote “Hi Mom!” on her palm when she knew the whole Palin-hating media world would be watching: Filed under: Hatin' On Rednecks and Human Interest and Just For Laughs and Media and News & Politics and People and Photography and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:55 pm
While redneck bigotry emanates from the mouths of ignoramuses in Washington, Hollywood and other elite coastal locales with great regularity, it’s rare in the heartland. But the elites do find their way to places like Nebraska now and then — usually at institutions of so-called higher learning. So it is with Josh Loomis, a writer for the Daily Nebraskan, the school paper at the University of Nebraska. Like most journalists at college publications — even at places like my alma mater, West Virginia University — Loomis looks down his highbrow nose at people who cling to their guns, wear camouflage, drive trucks and know how to have a good time. He tries to pretend, based on his major (fisheries and wildlife) and his companions, that he’s just one of the redneck boys. But Loomis’ column about the “Top 10 Things You Might/Might Not Know About Rednecks” oozes with condescension. Here are three tidbits that stood out to me:
I despise tobacco; I’m a lifelong tee-teetotaler; and although I’d love to own a four-wheel-drive truck, I drive a recalled Toyota. But I’m proud to wear the redneck label. Loomis clearly needs to be enlightened as to the diverse ways of the redneck. The stereotypes hatched in his academic mind are not a reflection of reality. Filed under: Culture and Hatin' On Rednecks and Media and People and Rednecks Comments: None |
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Posted on 03.05.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:57 pm
We think it’s important to teach our children good grammar during the elementary and secondary education years so they don’t look foolish while using bad grammar to protest during their college years. Filed under: Grammar and News & Politics and Why We Home-School Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 03.03.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:07 pm
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Posted on 02.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:43 pm
So our public schools are stuffing kids full of sugar- and fat-laced snacks but apparently not teaching them capitalization, punctuation and other basic rules of grammar. Parents might as well send their kids to a candy store for classes — which may be their best chance for employment if they don’t start learning how to write. It’s enough to make an enlightened redneck journalist like me scream. (Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.) Filed under: Culture and Food and Grammar and News & Politics and Why We Home-School Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 02.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:04 pm
It’s time for another addition to the “Redneck Hall of Shame.” This time, it’s the entire Canadian women’s hockey team for the total lack of class and sportsmanship they showed after defeating the United States 2-0 yesterday to win gold.
Other entrants into the “Redneck Hall of Shame” courtesy of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia: U.S. half-pipe bronze medalist Scotty Lago, who left town after racy celebration photos surfaced; and Canadian Jon Montgomery, who after winning gold in the skeleton race “marched triumphantly through the town, guzzling beer straight from the pitcher.” Filed under: News & Politics and People and Redneck Hall Of Shame and Sports Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 02.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:49 am
The bureaucrats and politicians in Washington are out to get Toyota because of ongoing recalls of the Japanese automaker’s popular vehicles. The House held one hearing yesterday, and another is scheduled for today. Toyota also is target of a U.S. criminal probe and a Securities and Exchange Commission investigation. The intense, critical focus on the company has shaken the faith of this Toyota fan a bit. But in the back of my mind, I keep remembering extenuating circumstances like this:
Toyota’s handling of the recall has been miserable. Weeks after I first learned that my car is subject to one of the recalls, I still haven’t been notified directly by the company, and so far as I know, there is no fix yet for the potentially faulty gas pedal in my 2009 Corolla. I’m not happy about that. But the evidence that the federal government’s recent entrance into the car business has influenced its antagonizing approach to the Toyota recall is quite convincing:
That leaves Toyota owners like me in the predicament of choosing the bad guy in this scenario. Toyota may not be the good guy, but given the choice between incompetent government and a private company with a solid track record, I pick the government as the one to wear the black hat. [Cross-posted at Hot Air's Green Room] Filed under: Business and Government and News & Politics Comments: 10 Comments |
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