The Thieves In Congress
Posted on 03.18.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:27 pm

Congress is robbing taxpayers blind and won’t change its ways unless voters constitutionally handcuff lawmakers. But don’t believe me; listen to the confession of Rep. Tom Perriello, D-Va.: “If you don’t tie our hands, we will keep stealing.”

At least he gets points for honesty.


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Dear Toyota
Posted on 03.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:57 pm

I received your “biggest thank you ever” in the mail last week, and I just wanted you to know that while I appreciate the gesture, I’m gonna take a pass. I am a loyal Toyota owner (which you apparently knew already because you slapped the sales pitch “Toyota Owner Loyalty Information” on the front of the envelope in big red letters), but you have been testing my loyalty.

I bought my first Toyota, a used Corolla with about 35,000 miles on it, in 2000 and loved it. I put another 110,000 miles on it and had no major mechanical problems the whole time.

That experience convinced our family to buy a Sienna in 2007 when we needed to replace our long-time mechanically challenged Oldsmobile Silhouette. A little more than a year later, a teenager plowed through a stop sign and totaled my Corolla. I was bummed because I had hoped to get at least another three years out of the car based on its excellent track record, but once I settled the insurance claim, I bought another Corolla, a new 2009.

Your salesmen had me at hello both times.

But here’s the thing: I have purchased two new Toyotas in the past three years, and I’ve had significant mechanical problems both times.
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Census Mailings: What A Waste!
Posted on 03.15.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:40 pm

Our decennial census form arrived in the mail today, but we already knew it was on the way because last week we got this helpful letter from the Census Bureau, in English and Spanish no less:

The bureau earned well-deserved ridicule for sending a mailing to tell taxpayers they would be getting more mail a few days later. But as unenlightened bureaucrats in government are wont to do, they defended the mailing.

Both the Census Bureau and its federal overlord, the Commerce Department, went so far as to spin the news on the social network Twitter. “Wondering about this week’s Census form mailing?” Commerce said. “Research shows it increases responses by more than 6 percent and could save taxpayers more than $500 million.”
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Peeing On The President
Posted on 03.12.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:21 pm

The George W. Bush urinal — proof that liberals never, ever disrespect the office of the presidency. Only those crazy, right-wing rednecks would demean the Leader of the Free World by peeing on his likeness.

In case you were wondering, the Bush hater who builds these contraptions is represented in Congress by none other than House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.


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The Journalistic Elite
Posted on 03.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 4:56 pm

I’m a journalist but also a redneck. Trust me, that is a rare combination. It also explains in part what’s wrong with today’s establishment press. Journalists have too much in common with the people they cover, and they like working in ivory towers and being part of the in crowd:

Today’s journalists are much too well-bred and well-connected to stand there in the crowd shouting “The emperor has no clothes!” They’ve worked with the tailors, they have had long background interviews with the tailors, they’ve been present for some of the fittings. Of course the emperor’s new clothes are fantastic; only those rude and uncouth ‘clothing deniers’ still have any doubts.

The good news is that there are plenty of “clothing deniers” in the blogosphere and other elements of the new media to expose the fact that the emperor is exposed.

(Hat tip to Joe Carter at First Thoughts)


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Broadband For Rednecks Everywhere!
Posted on 03.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 1:37 pm

In my new role as the editorial director of Digital Society, I’ve been focused like a laser on high-speed Internet the past few weeks. The FCC will be releasing its national broadband plan in six days, so leaders of the commission have been making the rounds on the speaking circuit to promote pieces of the plan.

The central message of the plan is that all Americans need broadband access — Commissioner Michael Copps this week even joined the chorus of people proclaiming it as a “right” — so the government must take steps to ensure that the poor, minorities, the elderly and, yes, rednecks in rural areas are enlightened by the Internet.

The FCC is so committed to selling its plan that Chairman Julius Genachowski spoke to the Country Music Association’s board of directors at its meeting in Washington yesterday.

Of course, country bumpkins are way too backward to understand the high-tech lingo of the FCC, so Genachowski’s staff translated his speech into “Nashvillese” that features country music titles:

When I think of those “Country Roads” and “Wide Open Spaces” without broadband, I “Fall to Pieces” and say that’s “Crazy.” We need to address these “Unanswered Prayers.”

As FCC chairman, I have friends in high places and “Friends in Low Places,” and I’m pulled to and fro on policy issues, but “I Walk the Line.” That’s because telecom politics is like a “Ring of Fire.” First I have Senator Rockefeller telling me about a “Coal Miner’s Daughter” who can’t get wireless service in some “Foggy Mountain Breakdown.” Next, “I’m on the Road Again” to where “The Grass is Blue” and “A Boy Named Sue” stops me and says we need super-duper fast broadband all the way from “Boulder to Birmingham”” — and beyond, to “Galveston” and “El Paso.” He complains that his slow dial-up service can’t get to “Amarillo by Morning” and laments that America has gone round and round for years without a National Broadband Plan and plaintively asks, “Will the Circle Be Unbroken?”

I explain — to the “Boy Named Sue” — that this issue is “Always on my Mind” and the lack of a plan should not make him “Hurt” or a “Man of Constant Sorrow” with his “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain.” Instead, I tell him to “Take it Easy” — “Don’t Rock the Jukebox” … just try to “Keep on the Sunny Side” and dream “Sweet Dreams” — because A National Broadband Plan is coming. Next week.”

Don’t you feel so much more enlightened about broadband now?


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Camp Ice Cream
Posted on 03.11.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:11 pm

You gotta love a grandma who will go the extra mile — or, in this case, the extra two days — to get her grandson a memorable ice-cream treat:

Michelle Cuestas of Green Bay used two vacation days and camped out for 43 hours to make sure her grandson would be first in line for the 2010 opening of a Stevens Point ice-cream landmark. …

Cuestas arrived Wednesday at 4 p.m. She planned to spend the night in her car but after locking her keys in the car, she instead slept in the Belts bathroom. Brayden arrived Thursday morning. The two passed the last 24 hours playing games, reading and drawing.

It reminds me of the good ol’ days when my wife camped in the streets of our nation’s capital to get our kids tickets to the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, which is just weeks away. Alas, President Obama killed that family tradition last year.

But the local ice-cream shop just opened, so I’m taking the family there for a treat today — after we scarf some Costco pizza for lunch.


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Why Pork Is Bad
Posted on 03.10.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:46 pm

As told by Reason.tv, the story of how the Sewall-Belmont House managed to net $3.4 million in federal money over 10 years offers a glimpse into the corrupting nature of pork-barrel spending in Congress:

And who’s the master of the game? None other than “Big Daddy” Bobby Byrd, a West Virginia redneck whose unenlightened pork-barrel ways have cost taxpayers a sizable fortune.


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Sarah Palin’s Redneck Teleprompter
Posted on 03.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 11:29 pm

The Urban Dictionary gained a new entry and definition last month courtesy of “2008 Enlightened Redneck of the Year” Sarah Palin. The entry: redneck teleprompter. The definition: “Crib notes written on a public speaker’s hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.”

Palin’s decision to fill the palm of her hand with the few verbal cues before a big speech predictably earned her the scorn of elitists like Mary Kate Cary in U.S. News & World Report:

At a certain age and at a certain professional level, it’s really not cool to write the big stuff down on your hand. Yellow stickies, maybe. BlackBerry, maybe. But if you were sitting in your doctor’s office after an exam, and saw that he’d written on his hand: “Diagnose Illness … Write Prescription,” you’d be more than alarmed. …

Like the Tea Party keynote speech she gave and her book before that, this incident shows that she doesn’t care to take the time to be prepared, to engage in serious policy discussions, or even to rely on issue briefing materials before speaking.

But Palin got the last laugh the next day during an appearance in Texas. She wrote “Hi Mom!” on her palm when she knew the whole Palin-hating media world would be watching:


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Redneck Bigotry: It’s Academic
Posted on 03.07.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 10:55 pm

While redneck bigotry emanates from the mouths of ignoramuses in Washington, Hollywood and other elite coastal locales with great regularity, it’s rare in the heartland. But the elites do find their way to places like Nebraska now and then — usually at institutions of so-called higher learning.

So it is with Josh Loomis, a writer for the Daily Nebraskan, the school paper at the University of Nebraska. Like most journalists at college publications — even at places like my alma mater, West Virginia University — Loomis looks down his highbrow nose at people who cling to their guns, wear camouflage, drive trucks and know how to have a good time.

He tries to pretend, based on his major (fisheries and wildlife) and his companions, that he’s just one of the redneck boys. But Loomis’ column about the “Top 10 Things You Might/Might Not Know About Rednecks” oozes with condescension. Here are three tidbits that stood out to me:

  • “All rednecks (at least redneck men), either chew (’chaw’) or smoke. If they tell you they don’t do either of them, they are lyin’.”
  • “Four-wheel drive isn’t an option: It’s a necessity.”
  • “Beer. Rednecks of both sexes love beer.”

I despise tobacco; I’m a lifelong tee-teetotaler; and although I’d love to own a four-wheel-drive truck, I drive a recalled Toyota. But I’m proud to wear the redneck label.

Loomis clearly needs to be enlightened as to the diverse ways of the redneck. The stereotypes hatched in his academic mind are not a reflection of reality.


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Why We Home-School, Lesson #26
Posted on 03.05.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:57 pm

We think it’s important to teach our children good grammar during the elementary and secondary education years so they don’t look foolish while using bad grammar to protest during their college years.


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Redneck Hedge Trimmer
Posted on 03.03.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 9:07 pm



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Why We Home-School, Lesson #25
Posted on 02.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 7:43 pm

Last week, first lady Michelle Obama launched the “Let’s Move” campaign to fight childhood obesity in America and “raise a healthier generation of kids.” Today, a pre-teen relative of mine who shall remain anonymous posted this note about his new school to Facebook:

lunch is awesome a snack bar with poptarts, rice krispies, muffins slushies cookies giant soft pretzels frozen treats gatorade & every fri. papa …johns pizza vanilla milk juice any time & 2 differrent meals each day but my school is really old

So our public schools are stuffing kids full of sugar- and fat-laced snacks but apparently not teaching them capitalization, punctuation and other basic rules of grammar. Parents might as well send their kids to a candy store for classes — which may be their best chance for employment if they don’t start learning how to write.

It’s enough to make an enlightened redneck journalist like me scream.

(Read previous “Why We Home-School” lessons.)


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The Redneck Winter Olympics
Posted on 02.26.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 12:04 pm

It’s time for another addition to the “Redneck Hall of Shame.” This time, it’s the entire Canadian women’s hockey team for the total lack of class and sportsmanship they showed after defeating the United States 2-0 yesterday to win gold.

The women of the Canadian hockey team politely accepted their gold medals and waved to an adoring crowd. And then the real celebration began.

More than half an hour after they beat the United States 2-0 on Thursday, the players came back from the locker room and staged a party on ice - swigging from bottles of champagne, guzzling beer and smoking cigars. …

Meghan Agosta and Marie-Philip Poulin posed wearing goofy grins. Rebecca Johnston actually tried to drive the ice-resurfacing machine. Haley Irwin poured champagne into the mouth of Tessa Bonhomme, gold medals swinging from both their necks.

The celebration raised eyebrows at the IOC, which said it would look into the matter. Informed of the antics by the Associated Press, Gilbert Felli, the IOC’s executive director of the Olympic Games, said it was “not what we want to see.”

Other entrants into the “Redneck Hall of Shame” courtesy of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia: U.S. half-pipe bronze medalist Scotty Lago, who left town after racy celebration photos surfaced; and Canadian Jon Montgomery, who after winning gold in the skeleton race “marched triumphantly through the town, guzzling beer straight from the pitcher.”


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Toyota vs. Government Motors
Posted on 02.24.10 by K. Daniel Glover @ 8:49 am

The bureaucrats and politicians in Washington are out to get Toyota because of ongoing recalls of the Japanese automaker’s popular vehicles. The House held one hearing yesterday, and another is scheduled for today. Toyota also is target of a U.S. criminal probe and a Securities and Exchange Commission investigation.

The intense, critical focus on the company has shaken the faith of this Toyota fan a bit. But in the back of my mind, I keep remembering extenuating circumstances like this:

Toyota’s U.S. operations are extremely successful, not saturated by inefficient union monopolies, and are in direct competition with the now government-owned General Motors.

From their first U.S. factory in 1988, the Japanese company’s success in the U.S. is extraordinary. In 2003, the Camry became the best-selling car in the U.S. and still is. In 2005, Fortune magazine stated: “By nearly every measure, Toyota is the world’s best auto manufacturer. It may be the world’s best manufacturer, period.” In 2006, Toyota became the third-biggest seller of cars and trucks in the U.S. In 2007, Toyota captured second place in the U.S. market, replacing Ford, which had held the No. 2 position since 1931. In 2008, as GM declined and temporarily avoided bankruptcy, Toyota surpassed their unionized competitor becoming the largest automaker in the world.

Toyota’s handling of the recall has been miserable. Weeks after I first learned that my car is subject to one of the recalls, I still haven’t been notified directly by the company, and so far as I know, there is no fix yet for the potentially faulty gas pedal in my 2009 Corolla. I’m not happy about that.

But the evidence that the federal government’s recent entrance into the car business has influenced its antagonizing approach to the Toyota recall is quite convincing:

There’s no question that in the first, heady days of recall, at least some in the Obama administration and Congress saw advantage in undermining Toyota. The majority owner of Government Motors felt it couldn’t hurt to fan the image of a “foreign” auto maker disregarding the safety of American drivers. Shoppers might just buy a Chevy instead, propping up government investment and bolstering United Auto Worker union jobs. And of course the trial bar would be thrilled by a fat new class-action target.

Vehicle recalls (there were 16.9 million in 2009 alone) are usually handled by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration—but the Toyota case was commandeered by Obama Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. He skewered the firm for being “a little safety deaf,” complained it hadn’t been responsive, and bragged it was the government that forced a recall. …

Over in Congress, a geographically notable contingent of representatives piled on. Rep. Bart Stupak, D-Mich., announced an investigation into “dangerous” malfunctions. Toyota was ordered to report to his Oversight subcommittee hearing next week. Rep. John Dingell, D-Mich., berated the company for taking “two years” to step up and ripped them for not recalling more models.

UAW lobbyist Alan Reuther demanded Toyota make amends by keeping open a unionized factory in California, currently scheduled for closure. Chrysler, GM and Ford started offering cash incentives for car buyers to trade in recalled Toyotas for domestic wares.

That leaves Toyota owners like me in the predicament of choosing the bad guy in this scenario. Toyota may not be the good guy, but given the choice between incompetent government and a private company with a solid track record, I pick the government as the one to wear the black hat.

[Cross-posted at Hot Air's Green Room]


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